Sam and Tia return from yet another hiatus to bring you joy with nonsensical ramblings, thoughts on the Game of Thrones finale, and another instalment of Bad Lyrics.What are your thoughts on La Croix?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Sam and Tia return from their brief hiatus to talk about peeing in pools, Sam's birthday, and dolphin-assisted-births. What's your star sign?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Sam and Tia do a deep dive into the palpable chemistry between Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, share their unconventional Oscar predictions, and discuss medical examiner Judy Melinek's book and the movie Velvet Buzzsaw.Tell us your biggest fears.extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Cake Maker Sarah is back to tell yet another haunting tale from her past! Plus, Sam and Tia tell what is possibly a ghost story, and Logan makes a surprise entrance to talk about his encounter with a pro wrestler.Send us your stories!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Cake Maker Sarah has returned! She joins Sam and Tia to talk about the Fyre Festival documentary and to tell a chilling tale from middle school. Sam confesses her love for Alex Trebek, and Tia reads a piece of hate mail that hits very close to home. Plus, don't miss another instalment of their bad lyrics segment!Please, please give us compliments:e…

Join your EPIL co-hosts on a foray into badly written television, discombobulated locomotives, and reflections on teendom.Validate us: extremelypalepod@gmail.com@xtremelypalepodעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Happy (belated) New Year from the ladies of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud! Tune in to this episode to hear Sam and Tia's resolutions and reviews of popular TV shows and movies, including You and Bandersnatch. Plus, don't miss an impassioned chat about Riverdale. Tell us your thoughts about cult-like jewelry:extremelypalepod@gmail.com…

This week, Sam and Tia finally bring you tales of their trip to Seattle! Tune in to hear about a near-death experience, spooky tunnels, and pizza from strangers. Send us your stories! We love to hear about anything from airport security encounters to winding up in maze-like basements.extremelypalepod@gmail.com…

Sam and Tia bring you a special episode with tales of snowstorms and arachnophobia. How do you feel about spiders?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

It's Sam and Tia's first episode on the go! Join them on a journey to the doctor's office to learn the secret of the ooze.Now accepting life advice:extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This episode is a real doozie. It's filled with tales of emergencies and features the return of Robot Logan!Tell us about your appliances.extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Happy 60th episode! Logan is back to argue with Sam about aliens and share an unfortunate story about puke.When was the last time you washed your jeans?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, Sam and Tia have special guest Logan on to talk about dance-a-thons and mixed martial arts.What are your thoughts on dirt & worms?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Welcome to the episode with pep! Sam and Tia dive into the second season of Riverdale and they have a looot of opinions.What show should we review next?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, Kristina joins the ladies for a round of Dumb Lyrics, and shares the story of how she and Sam met.על ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, Sam and Tia are joined by surprise guest Kristina! Sam reads celebrity conspiracy theories, then Tia and Kristina see if they can guess who the theories are about. It's a wild ride from start to finish.What's your fave conspiracy theory?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

They're back! In the new studio, Sam and Tia reminisce about Sam's birthday, talk about the most horrific looking crustacean, and analyze some questionable lyrics.Do you have arachnophobia?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

In part two of our Valentine's Special, the ladies rant about oversharers, discuss anthropomorphic sex toys, and Chelsea shares stories of online dating.Tell us your dating horror stories!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

In this special Valentine's two-parter, Chelsea joins the ladies to talk about nipple tattoos, bestiality, and Tia and Sam's tumultuous texting relationship. Tell us about your Valentine's Day!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Ahoy! This week, Tia and Sam discuss the notion that whales are not people and talk about the world's scariest child. Plus, Sam takes the psychopath test on air!Are you a psychopath?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, Tia and Sam catch up on fan mail (which gets Sam pretty riled up) and review some less-than-savoury clothing items.Plus, listen to the ladies' brand new theme song!Watch the nasty toad video here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgROaJY6XnkHave you ever been chased by a chicken?extremelypalepod@gmail.com…

To mark fifty episodes of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud comes this special episode from the archives! Tia reads some spectacularly bad song lyrics to Sam, who guesses the artist responsible for their existence. Have any bad lyric recommendations? Tell us immediately!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

The ladies are back from their hiatus! Their triumphant return will bless your ears with impromptu harmonizing and New Year's Resolutions.Tell us your 2018 goals, people!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, the Extremely Pale ladies talk about Lady Gaga's documentary (nudity included) and Sam imitates Tony Hawk.Tell us about yourself.extremelypalepod@gmail.com@xtremelypalepodעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

They're baaack! In this week's episode, the ladies discuss a very important meme and reflect on their Halloweens.What was your Halloween costume?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week on EPIL, Sam answers spooky questions, Tia talks about her October bath regimen, and the ladies read a frightening fanmail.What is your favourite horror movie?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

It's the return of Spook Month! Sam talks about the chilling movie, My Friend Dahmer, and Tia shares a spine-tingling ghost story.Tell us your scary stories!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, Sam and Tia read many an email and discuss the hot new horror movie, "It."Check out the new artwork by Callie Smith!Email us at extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

The ladies are back from their summer hiatus and, this week, Tia talks about strange rich men in Arizona, and Sam marvels at the word ‘twoonie.’ Let us know: is it spelled twoonie or toonie?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Sam and Tia talk to the talented and not at all moth-like Callie about animation, Childish Gambino, and confederate antique dealers. Do you know how allergy injections work?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, Tia reads Sam's Montreal's adventures in an action packed mini episode! Send us your travel logs!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Rule number one: never touch Sam's feet. Especially not with your feet. Rule number two: proofread your Amazon reviews. Do you know what galvanized means?extremelypalepod@gmail.com@xtremelypalepodעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Your palest co-hosts are back for another episode to discuss pizza pop accidents and more passionate product reviews.Have you ever been burned by hot cheese?extremelypalepod@gmail.com@xtremelypalepodעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Saddle up people, it's another episode of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud! This week, the ladies indulge in some Harry Styles appreciation and recall a few of Sam's dance-related injuries.Do you still own a DVD player?extremelypalepod@gmail.com@xtremelypalepod@sampantha_90@tchristo_על ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, Sam reads a nostalgic Yahoo user’s review of grapes and the ladies discuss scientology. You won't want to miss Sam's impression of Tom Cruise's interview laugh.Talk to us, people!extremelypalepod@gmail.com@xtremelypalepodעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Holla! This week, Tia reads strangers' sex toy reviews and Sam becomes very concerned with the wellbeing of an Amazon user.Send us a review about your performance wear:extremelypalepod@gmail.comInstagram: @xtremelypalepodTwitter: @xtremelypalepodעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Sit up straight, 'cause it's a brand new episode of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud! Listen to Sam question Tia's scientific education and confess she has a Goodreads account. This episode is dedicated to Kingpin Lane!Send us a scathing review:extremelypalepod@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter and Instagram:@xtremelypalepod…

Welcome to another week of bliss with Sam and Tia! The ladies bring you lots of TV talk and read some delicious fan mail.Watch the infamous Tommy Wiseau videos:https://youtu.be/dXlao2KNYjQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD-YZbeajeY&t=15sעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

We're baaack! This week, Sam talks about Twin Peaks and evil concertgoers and Tia brings the heat in the return of the Bad Lyrics segment.FOLLOW OUR NEW INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT@xtremelypalepodעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Huzzah! Cake Maker Sarah is back and better than ever. She tells Sam and Tia about her pubescent little brother, relives her eventful birthday celebration and, as always, breaks into song. What is your credit card number?extremelypalepod@gmail.comTwitter: @xtremelypalepodStay tuned for our new Instagram account!…

Make way for this week's special guest, Cake Maker Sarah! The three ladies take on hard hitting topics such as foot stench and vegan bakery customers. Are you gluten free?extremelypalepod@gmail.com@xtremelypalepod@extremelypalepodעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Tia and Sam pontificate on the mystical benefits of sodium lighting and their favourite televised entertainment. Includes a double email feature from Big Papa himself, Lane. Sam sneezes a-plenty.Let us know the ideal shoe size and feed us salt:extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week, the podcast gets fragrant as Sam and Tia discuss some of their favourite scents. The ladies also discuss Harry Styles' canorous croon, as well as have a brief existential crisis.Vote on our matching haircut:extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

In this week's episode, the ladies bring you stories of celebrity murderers, and they talk about the world's worst song.Vote on our matching tattoo!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Sit back and relax, because Extremely Pale Pod is back at it again! This week, Sam tells Tia about her new obsession, Californication, and the ladies read a hefty pile of fan mail. Plus, Sam and Tia discuss the ominous 27 Club.Tell us we have supple skin:extremelypalepod@gmail.comTwitter @xtremelypalepod IG @extremelypalepod Don't forget to rate an…

In this week's episode, Sam and Tia share their favourite experimental films and talk about Tommy Wiseau even more. Compliment our hair:extremelypalepod@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter!@sampantha_90@tchristo_Get your Tommy fix:www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nqjsI6Q9kAעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

Happy Golden 25! For Sam and Tia's anniversary, they discuss menstruation, belly buttons, and of course, the X Files.Tell us about your belly button!extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

In this week's episode, Sam has an electric reaction to a birthday gift and Tia delivers a second-rate impression of Tommy Wiseau in his Blockbuster hit, The Room.על ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

This week on Extremely Pale Pod, Sam and Tia talk about Sam's birthday, the Best Picture fiasco, and an especially strange phenomenon: fragrance reviews.Send us a review of your favourite fragrance:extremelypalepod@gmail.comIG: @extremelypalepodTwitter: @xtremelypalepodhttp://uproxx.com/hitfix/a-complete-history-of-gillian-anderson-and-david-duchov…

This week, Sam and Tia dive into some old fan mail and discuss some of Sam's favourite thing. Do you like David Duchovny in jeans?extremelypalepod@gmail.comעל ידי Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase