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Get the tree down from the attic and prepare your best over dinner arguments, cos it's about that time again as Claire and Ryan take a deep deep look into the Christmas abyss (abyssmass?), this time watching the wonderfully immature Will Ferrell in 2003s 'ELF' and its claymation family-friendly sing-along sequel 'Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas' usi…
 
Claire and Ryan have gone full renegade cop with this month's offering, watching 76's The Enforcer, the third offering into Right-Wing Gun Nut Police Brutality fantasy Dirty Harry series and Italian Poliziotteschi clone 'Shadows in an Empty Room aka Blazing Magnum' from the same year. Get your police scanners a whirling as we ask the questions roun…
 
Tales from the Curmudgeonly Crypt returns this October with an Insectoid special as Claire and Ryan take a deep look into Baboon Butchery Caper, David Cronenberg's 1986 'The Fly' and it's straight to no point at all sequel, 1989's originally named 'The Fly II' starring Eric Stoltz and his lovely head of red hair. What's the end game here? Why did t…
 
This month is spy month, and Claire and Ryan certainly spied something dreadful on the horizon as they trudge through the mire to watch 1967s a classic Bond 'You only live twice', a misogyny fest featuring the most pointlessly inane plot device of all time and a not nearly racist enough (for Ryans taste) face changing operation. Follow that cocktai…
 
For this year's Summer Blockbuster Month Ryan and Claire enjoy a 1st class trip on 1997's RomTradge Titanic, before careening broadside-first into the floating frozen turd that is The Asylum and sinking into the fathomless depths to suffer an eternal nightmare at the bottom of the sea alongside 2010's Titanic II. Are the icebergs getting revenge fo…
 
Strap yourself in, put your helmet and adjust the crotch of your Carpe Diem custom bike leathers whilst Claire and Ryan take you on a real wild ride this episode, as they take a look at 2001s High Octane, Low brow culture car toss fest 'Fast and The Furious' and then take a delve into the darkside and go a little off piste, to take a look into 2004…
 
HIIIIeeeeYAHHHHH! It's the most wonderful time of the year from Claire and Ryan yet again as June Claude Van Damme rolls around for another session of roundhousing hilarity, and this time they've gone and delved right back into the archives for yet another of Ryans childhood favorites (but aren't they all? Or so he claims...) as the deadly duo read…
 
Ryan and Claire inexplicably travel back in time and visit the action blockbusters of '80's in a ballistic James Cameron double feature! We take in 1984's The Terminator AND 1986's Aliens in order to fully experience the egregious ripoff game of 1989's Shocking Dark, aka Terminator 2, aka Alienators, directed by Vincent Dawn. When will people reali…
 
As TFTBB hits over 2000 downloads, Claire and Ryan celebrate as any self-respecting podcasters would and watched 1977s rather dated but first of its kind sports comedy 'Slapshot' starring Paul Newman in a leather suit and hilarious misogyny. Crashing into the 3rd quarter came 'Slapshot 2: Breaking The Ice' starring a definitely post Ususal Suspects…
 
This Christmas Season Claire and Ryan flee in Christmas terror from 1984's cult classic Silent Night Deadly Night, and reestablish personal space boundaries with its fourth sequel 1991's Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker. Why doesn't ignoring problems make them go away? What happened to Mickey Rooney in the late 80's? And what the holly jo…
 
This week Ryan and Claire get ready for their unflattering close-ups with found footage phenomenon Paranormal Activity (2009) and it's phenomenally, but unsurprisingly disappointing knock-off Paranormal Entity. Is Shane van Dyke the hardest working man in Hollywood? Does every handyman worth his salt keep bells in his toolbox? Who put Dad next to t…
 
In the terrifying month of Spooktober on TALES FROM THE CURMUDGEONLY CRYPT Ryan and Claire get their ghoulish gladrags on and try to find dates for the prom in 1976's horror classic CARRIE and it's 1999 teen high school sequel THE RAGE: CARRIE 2. How much teenage bush is too much teenage bush? (hint: any amount!!) What's Tim Allen's depraved stake …
 
This week Ryan and Claire dodge CHUDs, mutants, and cyborgs and seek salvation amongst the stars with 1981's Escape From New York and its 1983' Italian exploitation knock off 2019 After The Fall Of New York. Is Snake Pliskin the coolest guy to ever dress like an Action Man? Is 2019 the most dangerous time to be a woman? And what kind of name is Par…
 
This week Ryan and Claire swim for their lives from the Deep Blue Sea (1999) and into the deeper, bluer sea of 2018’s Deep Blue Sea 2. How many side effects are too many? When will Super Shark Juice ™ be available to the consumer, like you or I? And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords! Find out on TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN @TFTBBpodcast TF…
 
In this episode, Claire and Ryan have gone Amity Island to Calamity Ville, just stopping off in Italy to savor the salt air as Spielberg Blockbuster 'Jaws' and Bruno Matteis not so blockbusting Italiano Knockoff/Sequel 'Cruel Jaws' are looked at, gasped at and generally ridiculed. Is this Sharks name actually Cruel Jaws? How many professional Hulk …
 
This episode Claire and Ryan deliver a rousing half time speech and discuss everyone's favorite lil slugger 50's nostagiathon 'The Sandlot Kids' and it's on the injury table and disgraced in the media coke habit cousin 'The Sandlot Kids 3: Heading Home', starring the late Luke Perry. Who is this film even for anyway? What the heck did they do to Be…
 
This week Claire and Ryan have been through a horrific accident and have been resurrected by the miracle of Science and just a teensy splash of Ancient Necromancy, as we watch 2014's internet hated remake of a classic 'Robocop' starring Joel Kinneman and Batman, and then compare the shiny armors of The Asylums efforts in 2014's internet unknown 'An…
 
As the merry month of June Claude Van Damme comes to its concussive conclusion, Claire and Ryan take a look into the abyss that is the Universal Soldier franchise and come out the experience war-torn and packed in ice, as Roland Emmerich's 1992 kickstart movie and Unisol™ sequel Alumni John Hyams later effort 'Regeneration' are compared, contrasted…
 
Kickboxering off the annual sensation JUNE-CLAUDE VAN DAMME Ryan and Claire take a snuggly boat to Thailand for 1989's Kickboxer and then catch an awkward flight to South Africa for it's 1995 quintequel The Redemption: Kickboxer 5 (which, honestly, should be called The Revengening: Punch Up 1). Is the increasing web of connection between TFTBB film…
 
This week Claire and "Ryan" get deja vu with 2014's surprisingly awesome Edge Of Tomorrow, and its mockbuster 2014's surprisingly not-fucking-awful Age Of Tomorrow. Is KILL all we've ever needed? The Asylum has peaked! Is it all downhill from here? And how many tropes does it take to trope in a trope bulb? Find out on TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN Twe…
 
This week Ryan and Claire stop for a tipple at the Titty Twister and watch 1996's notorious vamp-rom-com film From Dusk Till Dawn and it's origin story prequel 1999's From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter. Are sudden vampires the best vampires? Will Claire ever rinse the image of Danny Trejo's finger sucking from her mind? And where did Rya…
 
On the 1 year Jubilee of TFTBB, Claire and Ryan hold out their thumbs and hitch a ride along with Michael Bays 2007 steely blue and zesty orange remake of 80s Itinerant thriller 'The Hitcher' and then take the wheel of The Asylums "effort" from the same year, The Hitch-Hiker and demand some damn answers. What makes Nurse Conventions so damn wild? W…
 
This week Ryan and Claire pay homage to mothers everywhere by watching the greatest advert for sterilisation ever made, 1968's Rosemary's Baby and the greatest advert for vocational mime school ever made, 1976's Look What's Happened To Rosemary's Baby. What's with all the Satanic murmuring? Did this film start life as a scared-straight educational …
 
This week Claire and Ryan have dusted off their Deer Stalkers and whipped passing guttersnipes, by watching Guy Ritchie's return to form in 2009s 'Sherlock Holmes' and then took on the mysterious case of 'oh...just why...' and recoiled at its 2010 Asylum effort 'Arthur Conan Doyles Sherlock Holmes'. Some questions still remain unanswered... Why is …
 
Rounding off the sexy month of February Ryan and Claire put themselves through it again as they watched a sum total of 19 weeks of debauchery, all in the pleasurable company of Mickey Rourke. We watched 1986's 9 1/2 Weeks starring Kim Basinger and it's 11 year later sequel 1997's ANOTHER 9 1/2 weeks not starring Kim Basinger, who had better things …
 
This week Ryan and Claire kick off Valentine's by getting sexy, steamy, and and a little bit grimy with 2015's bad-touch blockbuster 50 Shades Of Grey and it's Charisma Carpenter propelled cash-in Bound. How many Baldwin's can you squish into a Play-Doh Fun Factory? Why did Christian Grey never short-circuit, despite all that quim he was drowning i…
 
Happy New Year! After a stressful Christmas Holiday watching films and talking rubbish, Claire and Ryan are back to watch more films and talk even more rubbish as we return back to the grind with a teenage year staple of Ryan's and a recent conversion of Claire's, 1997's masterstroke Sci-Fi satire Starship Troopers and it's 2004 straight in that Ba…
 
Claire and Ryan flex their egos by giving a final review on the year just gone. A shameless cash grab if there ever was one. What were the best of the year reviewed by Tales From The Bargain Bin? What about the worst? What about the rest of the cinematic world? Find out! On Tales From The Bargain Bin... Special thanks to everyone who has been invol…
 
In this final classic format episode of the year, Claire and Ryan bring in YuleTide by watching 1990s Christopher Columbus classic festive Child Mistreatment adventure 'Home Alone' and open up the last present under the tree and discovered naught but a box of used Cat Litter, with 2002s 'Home Alone 4: Taking back the House' Is this Claire and Ryan'…
 
This week John and Hans usher in the Christmas season by ascending to the penthouse suite with 1988's definitely-a-Christmas-film Die Hard and then plummet out the window, screaming and flailing to the depths of rickety Anna Nichole-Smith vehicle 1996's actually-not-a-Christmas-film-and-barely-even-a-film-at-all Skyscraper. Is this film as morally …
 
This week Tales From The Bargain Bin gets sexy, steamy, and keeps it in the family as we watch 1999's edgy teen-asshole-a-thon Cruel Intentions and its straight to DVD tasteless teen-creep-a-thon sprequel Cruel Intentions 2. Are we to believe Sebastian and Kathryn are the only people sexually active in this school? Is this an insight into Roger Kum…
 
TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN PRESENTS TFTBB EPISODE 17: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE NON-SPECIFIC ASIAN REGION! In this glorious episode our heroes have delved deep into the experimental and have opted to take a look at the animated world of complete rip offs, staring out with 2008s Dreamworks animal exploitation film 'Kung-Fu Panda' and its slightly funny,…
 
In the lead up to Halloween Ryan and Claire claw their way out of their graves to watch 1994's The Crow and the franchise's 4th installment 2004's The Crow 4: Wicked Prayer, starring Edward Furlong. Who is Paul Danillo and what is his game? I've never seen Edward Furlong and Fairuza Balk in the same room. Have you? Racism shmacism, amiright? All th…
 
TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN GOES A HAUNTIN' IN THIS FIRST INSTALLMENT OF OUR HALOWEEN SPECIALS THROUGHOUT OCTOBER. This week Claire and Ryan crack open the Sarcophagus, dust off the Necronomicon and reel in abject horror as we watched (and got bored by) 06/06/06 release and remake of horror classic 'THE OMEN' starring Levi Schreiber and then it's tw…
 
This week Ryan and Claire enter the 4th dimension to watch 1997's high-concept escape film Cube and its 2002's high-disappointment sequel Cube 2: Hypercube. What the heck are those buttons made of? Where, if not a Hypercube, can anyone possiby hide from Detective Simon? And for God's sake! Has anyone heard from Hugh Jackman?!? Find out on TALES FRO…
 
Ryan and Claire present their very own UNEQUAL SEQUEL! Concluding our action packed double feature, Ryan and Claire watch the most expensive film ever made by 1988, Rambo 3, and not the most expensive film ever made by 1988, Strike Commando 2. Has Claire ever been so wrong? Has Ryan's mastery of impressions ever been so disturbing? And has there ev…
 
In the first part of a double bill, Ryan and Claire take on the might of both the Russian and Vietnamese armies in revenge-rampage-ridden First Blood Part 2 and its pick'n'choose Italian knock off Strike Commando, to see which of the films is more racist. Is Claire's Sly Stallone impression her greatest feat to date? What does a ruptured duck even …
 
Ryan and Claire spend this episode hiding in the penthouse watching SMOKIN' ACES (which Claire loves and Ryan laments) and its 2.5/10 prequel SMOKIN' ACES 2: ASSASSINS' BALL (which inflames disgust around the board) Why is Andy Garcia tawkin lak dis? Tom Berenger is a cut rate Kaiser Soze. And where the fuck is Malcolm McDowell?!?! Find out here on…
 
This week Claire and Ryan are finally taken out to the woods and abandoned, to take a closer look at 2013's Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and its 2 days before Mockbuster Hansel and Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft. How many prisoners had to die so Hansel may live? And will Jeremy Renner eventually smile about it? Will Jonah ever recover from his …
 
In this episode we ride the wormhole into the abstract and compelling Donnie Darko and shoot out the other end head first into the quagmire of shit that is it's "sequel" S. Darko. Did the makers of S. Darko even watch the original? What the fuck is even going on? And what the heck was Mark Wahlberg thinking?! Find the answers to none of these quest…
 
This week Claire and Ryan try to survive the post-apocolyptic realm of 2007's I AM LEGEND and it's off-its-meds knock off I AM OMEGA. When did eating tuna become so complicated? Will post-life ever get better for Paul? And whose turn is it to give Fred a rinse down?! He's starting to get gross! Find out on TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN!!…
 
Continuing the month of June Claude Van Damme, this week Ryan and Claire take a look at 1989's CYBORG starring JCVD of course and its 1993 sequel CYBORG 2: GLASS SHADOW starring Angelina Jolie. Is this the most evil bad guy Ryan and Claire have ever faced? Why is Jack Palance blathering about spoons? How dare they call the sequel CYBORG 2 when it i…
 
This week we enter in the incredibly celebrated and highly commemorated, GREATEST MONTH OF THE YEAR. JUNE CLAUDE VAN DAMME! Claire and Ryan take a hard and stern look at the 1994 JCVD outing 'Timecop' and it's straight to DVD (Shock! Horror!) completely unheard of sequel 'Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision' starring Jason Scott Lee. What was that Timec…
 
This week Ryan and Claire take a look into the murky world of the great American Psycho and it's not so great and downright bizzare high school rom-com sequel American Psycho 2: All American Girl. Who the hell commisioned this film and why was is not shot down after the first dailies review? How is this a sequel? Did anyone tell Christian Bale? Fin…
 
Join us as we bravely delve into the craptastic 2007's TRANSFORMERS and its only slightly worse mockbuster TRANSMORPHERS!! Will Michael Bay please just stop? Is Warren Mitchell the hero we deserve? And did anyone get the name of that sex-bot? Find out on TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN!!!! (Now with 40% more accents) Follow us on Twitter @TFTBBpodcast…
 
This week Ryan and Claire take a look at 1997s snake wrangling adventure clusterfuck, ANACONDA, and its straight up wonderful sequel ANACONDA 3: THE OFFSPRING. Why was that Owen Wilson's last word? Did Hoff just kill that guy? And is John Voight OK!? Also our Tales from the Bargain Bingo is now a thing we do, are we as film savvy as we think? Find …
 
In our first full episode we look at the smash hit Ironman and compare and contrast to the mockbuster Metal Man. What is Doctor Blake's problem? Why does there seem to be a goon shortage? And what does the bad guy even want?! Find out on Tales From The Bargain Bin....על ידי Ryan Bessin/Claire Thomas
 
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