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Oh my god, an actually sombre grounded episode? With adults actually adulting? I'm not sure how comfortable this makes me feel!על ידי BJ

Season 11 is gearing up to be the very best season so far. It's been absolutely amazing, join Job Blow on their exciting (and very interesting) dissection of even more interesting and dissecting people! (Please laugh, this is all I have).על ידי BJ

Hello you spicy pelicans! Look at you guzzling those fish, wow, you're so impressive. Yum yum yum.על ידי BJ

Oh no, the pelicans from the previous comments section are coming after you! >:(! Fly you saucy salmons, fly and be free! Whilst you're fleeing for your life, don't forget to listen to this podcast. It will keep you safe, I promise.על ידי BJ

YOU GUYS! IT'S HERE! Like a lover holding you deeply in their arms, the slow heave of their chest reminding you, right now, in this moment, you are safe, from everything, from everything they may ever be, from everything you may be, everything you were, the weight of the world lifted from your shoulders, right now, here, all gone, in this moment, o…

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.על ידי BJ

If we're tired or belligerent, apologies, its so hot. SO hot! So if our energy is whack (its Blows fault). Also how good is True Detective? *chefs kiss*על ידי BJ

Hello beautifuls! This is by far not our best episode. BY FAR, in fact it took me almost three weeks to be willing to upload it and I really wanted to tell you that when it comes to making anything you're not always going to bring your best. It doesn't exist, its hypothetical, I wanted to re-record this, we didn't. Give yourself enough compassion t…

*makes gun noises whilst pretending to be an interesting person* This move was very effective.על ידי BJ

It's so close, Blow and I are going to watch at least like... 4 episodes of Vanderpump today. That means we'll be wrapping up season 10. Also, Wheels of Time on Amazon was a real good watch, if its worth reading please let me know, I'm really not sure if I can commit to 14 books but the world seems really interesting! Anyway, love you all!…

I'm going to be really honest with you pepperonis (and you can't judge me). Every time I upload an episode theres an option to click if these episodes are explicit. I am actually so desensitised to these episodes theres at least half a second where I go "Huh, was this episode explicit?" Now you promised to not judge me, soooo.... ENJOY THE EP!…

Around and around we go, where the shit stops? Only the cast of Vanderpump will know! What a glorious weekend it is my little frankfurts, I hope you find a lovely bath to slip into and warm that sack to your meat known as skin. I'm sorry, I may be a little tired, does anyone really read these? Help.על ידי BJ

Hello you adorable quesadillas, pleasure yourselves with a feast! Now, as i'm 31 and kind of an idiot I don't know how to put this and Part 1 before season 10. If I work it out i'm not changing this episode description. We'll pretend this is a happy little accident. LOVE YOU!על ידי BJ

Blow and Job get into some pretty grizzly details about sex stuff. It was awful, don't listen to this, you'll never recover. NEVER. Neither of them are married, gross.על ידי BJ

Oooohhhh, its-a me, an episooodddeee! Hello all, we decided to take down some episodes to just start on this season. Get over it, we're all going to be ok. Anyway, i'm Job. Hello, uh, enjoy the episode you filthy goblin.על ידי BJ

Hello lovelies, Job here, I hope you're having a lovely day. Thats it, have a lovely day, no, no, you don't get to argue with me, you're having a lovely day, great work! Love you.על ידי BJ

We've all had those troll-y moments. Blow beats me, am I trolling? You can read the police report and let us know!על ידי BJ

Shmoopy bloops! Please let me out of my cage, its cold in here.על ידי BJ

Throw back to some 007? You tell me, seriously, please, someone talk to me, I'm putting a lot of personality into these podcasts. I'm over 30 :( i've got nothing else.על ידי BJ

Awww, look at you and that beautiful smile. It lights up the room, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. I wouldn't lie about something like that. Anyway, I hope we're all having our protein shakes and uhh... Gardening?על ידי BJ

How good are galaxy globes? I have one, i'm not even kidding, they're great! Get some fairy lights and one of those bad boys, your night times are going to rock. Please Target sponsor us, we have no money and Blow stole my cardboard box. It's raining out here.על ידי BJ

Ahhh, Weddings, how nice. That's it, why are you reading this? Listen to another episode, consume, consume, CONSUME.על ידי BJ

Blow and I just watched Migration, it was actually a lot of fun. Would recommend. If you don't like I don't know what to tell you... I'm really sorry about whatever you're going through. Lots of love.על ידי BJ

The three musketeers tackle the harding hit reality of Love After Lock-up! Special guest G-spot bringing in the edge but boy do we love that rapscallion. Blow bullies Job (whats new?) and Job is as smart, funny and talented as always (#blessedbuthumble).על ידי BJ

The end is upon us. We’re closing the podcast and this episode is a walk down memory lane. We talk about the beginning, the middle, and where it went wrong. Lol not really, but sorta? All great things must come to an end and this is an analysis of that very conclusion. THANK YOU for listening. We’ve had a wonderful time sharing our lives with you. …

We'll be back with a new ep next week. Enjoy a CLASSIC Patreon ep that's new to 99% of y'all!:We went into Space Jam: A New Legacy with such high hopes, folks. After all, how could you go wrong when your two main ingredients are basketball and the Looney Tunes? Well, it turns out, where there’s a will, there’s a way because this movie SUCKED. And w…

College radio daze, Universal Studios, and listener questions, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! This is Nick and Ash’s first, “After Hours,” episode, aka an ep. recorded in the evening when their energy was very chill. They talk about their first LA comedy show together, the new Netflix show, “Old Enough,” and the movie The Batman (Ash loves…

A Renaissance Fair, an abandoned zoo, and two movies, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! We talk about the documentary Jasper Mall and the feature film Everything Everywhere All At Once. Plus, Ash has coffee for the first time and Nick breaks some shocking news about the dog(s) in the tv show Lassie.Watch Nick's Vlog: youtube.com/nickmaritato…

AHOY, FOLKS! Here's a very fun Patreon ep about the time Ashley saw Terminator for the first time. We'll be back next week! Enjoy!watch Nick's vlog: youtube.com/NickMaritatoעל ידי Reality Blows

The Oscars, Twilight, Lily has leveled up, and we’re still talking about March Madness, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash discuss the third episode of Survivor 42 and Nick gets a shopping alert. Plus! Nick might/should?? split his bracket winnings?? with Ash because she introduced him to college basketball and the North Carolina …

A comedy show, a poison cloud, and CBS’s Beyond the Edge, this is a new episode of reality blows! Ash and Nick bicker about Disneyland, Nick went to an unusual bar, and Ashley thinks she has allergies. Plus! Thoughts on the second episode of Survivor 42. Enjoy!על ידי Reality Blows

Basketball, Ash’s sad news, and books, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Ash gives us an update on her detox and Nick goes to get a haircut in the middle of the pod. Plus, a possible Pope blessing and the (maybe) cast list of CBS’s version of The Challenge. Stay tuned to the very end to find out if we like our coffee cups from Nick’s last vlo…

Monster Inc., quitting coffee, and the Love is Blond season 2 reunion, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash have a heated discussion about Pepsi vs Coke, they spent one hour in Disneyland, and can’t agree on Sal. Plus! Congratulations to the UNC Tarheels for Saturday’s win over Duke at the Cameron Indoor Stadium. Enjoy! rate us 5 st…

Comedy shows, Lily’s co-dependency, and Love Is Blind season 2, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash talk about their comedy-packed weekend, the anxieties of performing, and their opinions about each couple who made it to the end of Netflix’s hit dating show. Who do they think stayed together? Predictions for the reunion? Listen and…

Universal Studios, Celebrity Big Brother, and Love is Blind season 2, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! We had a very screen-filled Valentines, have thoughts on the Back to the Future franchise, quit a show, and started a show. We’re absolutely loving Love is Blind season 2 and Ash explains why Big Brother always breaks her heart. Thanks for …

Life got a bit busy for us this week so here's a special UNLOCKED BLOWNUS EP PATREON SHOW from Valentines Day 2020! Back with a new ep next Monday!*************************************************Happy Valentines Day! Welcome to our third Blownus episode! This episode is all about “Our Favorite Things in February 2020,” also known as “Things We’re …

LOTS of different topics on today's ep!: GOOD TIME, JACKASS FOREVER, CELEB BB, FOOD/DIETS, ROLLER SKATING, SUCCESSION and (prbly) so much more!Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts!Watch Nick's Vlog: Youtube.com/NickMaritatoעל ידי Reality Blows

The Los Angeles County Arboretum, a broken iPhone, and the pitfalls of watching the series finale of LOST, this is another episode of Reality Blows! Ashley ate in on roller skates in front of a bunch of strangers, Nick went to an indy wrestling event, and they both watched the entire season of Survivor: Fans vs Favorites. Plus! Some LA thrifting, N…

A disagreement over a hat, LA thrifting, and a horror museum, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash discuss the rise of thrifted clothes in street fashion and the ethical dilemma of odd people being documented in comedies. Plus! Used clothes from television productions and How To with John Wilson. Enjoy!GIVE US 5 STARS ON APPLE PODCA…

Ashley's epic haircut, the joys of thrifting, and the The Challenge: All Stars season 2 finale, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Ashley explored Koreatown and talks about The Santee Alley and the Southern California Flower Market, Ash and Nick are both very into cassette tapes now, and the Rose Bowl flea market was quite an experience. Plus!…

Kitchen tables, peanuts in soup, and line timer cards, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Ash and Nick finallllly found a table for their new apartment, had friends over to play cards, and went to Disneyland again. Lily adds a surprise scent to the podcast recording that has to be dealt with and Nick can't find Disneyland merch. Plus! Reflecti…

Happy New Year! We talk plane rides, grandparents, and a whole hell of a lot of TV. We watched the entire season of Twentysomethings: Austin on Netflix, are about to finish season 17 of the Real World (Key West), and are all caught up with The Challenge: All Stars. Plus! Thoughts on the movies: Don’t Look Up and The French Dispatch. Enjoy! Rate Us …

Happy Holidays, pals! We hope you survived! This ep we talk about prepping for travel in crazy times and our experience at Holiday Road in Calabasas!Enjoy our show? Rate us 5 stars on APPLE PODCASTS!watch Nick's vlog: youtube.com/NickMaritatoעל ידי Reality Blows

Hey there, Blowhards! We're back with another jam packed ep of REALITY BLOWS!! This week we recap our 3rd trip to Disneyland, talk about how we are very busy/tired, discuss TV we wish we could watch, and round out the show with our thoughts on the Survivor 41 & The Challenge 37 finales.WATCH NICK'S VLOG: youtube.com/NickMaritatoRATE US 5 STARS ON A…

Hey folks! We're back with another...Nick & Ash show? Should we change the name or does it actually suit us better now that we mostly talk about our lives??? let us know! Plus, Ashley had a HUGE CELEB SIGHTING this week and Nick can't drink stout. Oh and some Survivor and Challenge chat!Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts!Watch Nick's Vlog: youtube.c…