This a song about a girl who takes her banjo to church, and then she proceeds to get stoned in said church. Is Father O'Malley going to see her smoking??????? Oh, my!!!

This is a song about tinnitus. The first couple seconds are me trying to replicate my actual tinnitus with pure tones. I actually did quite a good job, but find that it might be piercing to the listeners' ears, so I only had it there for that short span of time. Tinnitus is a pain in the butt,, but every once in a while, I find it entertaining. My …

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. I actually wrote this song back in 2001, which is the time period this part of the album is about. I figured I'd rehash it, cuz it goes with the rest o' the album and stuff, theme-wise. I added a new bridge and a nice li'l rap part to make it go with the rest of the album and stuff.…

This is a song about having possibly been visited by a UFO. It's not very good.

Yeah, I decided to try makin' that funny Grey's Anatomy song from a few days ago into the kind of song that I was singing about in the Grey's Anatomy funny song. It's about death; y'know, it's about worrying about where friends and stuff end up after they die.

Dang it all, I hate posting the same song twice, but I really wanted to soup this song from last night up a teeny tiny bit and revise the rap a teeny tiny bit. So, here's the souped up version of last night's song with extra goodies in it.

This is the the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. The mean boyfriend comes for a visit and the main character is not excited. Y'know, she's not excited, cuz she's made the realization that she's gotta eventually break up with him. In the meantime, a friend o' hers invites her and the mean boyfriend to a Super Bowl party. The wh…

This song is about how, whenever someone is about to die on Grey's Anatomy, there's almost always this sad, beautiful, poignant music that comes up. It's like, oh, I think this patient on the operating table is going to live! Then the sad, beautiful, poignant music comes up, and it's like, oops, they bled out. That's how I know somebody is going to…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. It's more stuff about the girl procrastinating on the whole breakup thing. Or, maybe, rather than procrastinating, she's building up her strength, so she can be all ready for the breakup when it happens. Maybe it's that. She's tired of him. She's bored by him. And she's scared o' hi…

This is a souped-up version of last week's song. After a few listens, I realized it needed to be interesting-ed up, cuz, like, even though the vocals monotonously droning on the same thing over and over fits the theme of the song, it gets too boring too fast. Here's the newly interesting-ed up version. While the picture isn't directly related to th…

It's time for the yearly song with cats yelling in it cuz they were due for their little vet checkups. Here they are, yelling. A big rainstorm was starting, as I hit the road, complete with lotsa wind and everything. So, I figured, I'd make this little ditty about being all apprehensive about driving in the rain and wanting to make it home safely w…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. There was a song I wrote back in 2001 that called "She'll Stay That Way for a While" and I sorta re-worked it. Well, I re-worked it a lot. It's hardly recognizable as bein' the song it was before. But, anyway, there was all that depresso-land-adventure-poopy-yucky-ness of the impend…

This song popped outta me on February 14th, but I only recorded the first part of it. Today, I recorded the second part of it. It's a song about, well, I guess, in general, it's a song about losing one's marbles. But the metaphor I use is that of me being a bus driver who finds herself driving on the wrong side o' the road. Ooooops!!!!!!! There're …

This is a song about that variety of depression where, rather than being down-in-the-dumps, per se, one feels all blank and empty and stuff. I dunno which sucks more, to be honest...bein' all down in the dumps and crying-ish, or being a blank blankness of void-y-ness. This is the kind of depression where you find yourself falling into a void, and y…

This is Song #10 in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer series. The people in the tiny church go outside to see what the source of the light is that's comin' in through the windows.. They see Loosey Goosey Lucifer, and she sees them, too. They all figure out they have the same deal...in other words, they all want to save the world. Because they all have the …

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. It's about how the girl, knowing she has to eventually break up with her boyfriend, gets all depressed. She decides to go back on Zoloft.

A song made entirely out of the buzzings of pretend-made-up insects.

Sorry for the repeat; I hate postin' the same song twice, but upon further listening to yesterday's song, I found that it had serious deficiencies that needed to be addressed. The ending didn't sound nearly churchy enough. I increased the churchy flavoredness, by adding a bit o' Casio-from-the-80s-keyboard-fake-organ-magic, along with some extra vo…

This is the next song in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer series. The people in the tiny church are singing, singing away, singing jolly hymns. Suddenly, they hear the buzzing of the fly outside - the fly is singing along with them!

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. It's sort of a sequel to the song I did a few weeks ago about it bein' the Dark Blue Winter. The gal in the album has become fairly certain that she's going to have to break up with her boyfriend, and it's making her all depressed.

This is Song #7 of the Loosey Goosey Lucifer series. She follows the beam of light down to earth, and as she approaches the source of the light, she hears singing. She sees that the light and singing are both emanating from a tiny church, that very church that is in Song #3 of this series.

I realized last night that I needed a song to go between last night's song and last week's song, cuz 1. those 2 songs are kinda similar, so it sounds dumb to hear 2 similar songs in a row and 2. I wanted to make sure the listening audience knew what was going on in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer album at this point, so I added it for a bit of clarificat…

This is the 5th song in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer Album, a totally unplanned album that's givin' birth to itself. Loosey Goosey Lucifer, the Goddess of Light is up in space and sees a big old beam of light coming from Earth. It's, as far as she can tell, the brightest source of light on Earth. She's gonna ride her magic singing fly on down to Earth…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. It's about the girl bein' bummed out about her relationship goin' bad and turnin' to wine to make herself feel better. I gotta listen to it a few more times, I think, before I decide how I feel about it. Poopity poop.

This is the 4th Loosey Goosey Lucifer song. This series of songs might just turn into an album, man. Man, oh, man. In this song, she's in outer space on her magical singing fly and is about to send some light down to Earth for the benefit all all the beings on Earth. Oops, wait. The light bounced off! Oh, no! The darkness of Earth was too dense, an…

I decided I didn't really like how this song started and ended, so I went in and did a wee bit o' revision.

This is a song about a little teeny tiny church of people that wants to save the world. But they don't think they can do it.

This is the first song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. It's actually based on an old ditty that I wrote back when I initially realized I was most likely going to break up with the boyfriend the Fucked Up Relationship Album is about. I made a different chorus and I turned the original chorus into a bridge. I dunno if this is the definit…

After a few listens, I realized, while I like the poetical goodness of the verses, they needed a little something extra to make it interesting and things. See, the number of repetitions of the same melody made my ears start to fall asleep because the human brain is wired to tune out things that become repetitious. So I added a little extra spicy go…

The hook of this song came to me in a dream, and it was one of those dream-songs, where it's not all the way clear what it's about. But, then, lucidity came in, and I realized it could be another song that builds on the Loosey Goosey Lucifer theme. So, it's sorta a Loosey Goosey Lucifer, Part 2 song. It's like oh, maybe it's too light, as in, the l…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. It's the song where the girl decides that she needs to break up with her boyfriend.

This is the next song on the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. I perform the song I did 2 songs ago backwards and then turn it around for your listening pleasure. The lyrics (cuz it might be hard to tell) are: This did not go so swimmingly/he got so mad, he saw red/I need a shot of gin, you see/and then I'll go back to bed. Well, okay, the pict…

Here's that song I recorded about a week and a half ago on my birthday. This is the polished version where I reworked some o' the lyrics and stuff and added a rap and a bridge to it. Yes siree. Just to recap, it's a song that's sort of about the irony of people associating the name, "Lucifer," with the devil, when said name means something to the e…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. It's more of the epic saga of the massive fight that ensued when the girl tried to fix the relationship by addressing the fact that she was uncomfortable around him, with him. I dunno if that sentence makes sense. In any event, this is sorta a musical journey cuz it has different th…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. The girl tries to fix her relationship with her mean boyfriend by telling him she's not comfortable around him cuz he's so mean. They get into a big fight.. She realizes she didn't fix the relationship.

As per my usual, I'm doin' a song on my birthday. It's not about my birthday, per se, but it felt like a good song to do on my birthday, nevertheless. Included is a picture of Luci, who, if you added a "fer" on the end of her name, would have a name spelled, "Lucifer," sorta like the cat in Cinderella. This song's lookin' at the idea that, while th…

Here's another Covid song for you all out there in Listening America. I woke up on Tuesday with Covid, as well as the hook of this song coming at me from a dream. I figured I'd record it and make it into a song where I try to make sense of it and all that. Maybe there should be a whole new genre of songs called Covid Songs. It'd be songs done by mu…

Dang, I'm starting the new year on a depresso note. This song bears a wee bit o' resemblance to the last one, as well. Bleeargh. Maybe my songs'll cheer up soon. It's based on that question, "if a tree fell in a forest and no one was around, would it make a sound?" I'd say that it's impossible for a tree in a forest to be all by itself when it fall…

I wasn't planning on recording a song but one popped outta me. It's depresso-land adventures. And a demonstration of my bad free-styling-ness.

I had to do just one more song this year. Just one more. It's about how I got covid this year and it did me some good. True story!

I did a song on New Year's Day of this year, called 2023. This is the next song that goes with it. It's like, the first one was like all, 2023, please be nice to me. And this one is like, 2023 was nice to me. Yeah.

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. It's where the girl realizes and admits to herself that she's not comfortable with her boyfriend. She wants to fix it, so she decides to talk to him about it.

I went ahead and added an instrumental part and a 3rd verse to yesterday's song for completion's sake. I think, though, I'm eventually gonna do another version, cuz my voice ain't in the best shape at the moment, and my violin needs a new bow. It's really hard to play fiddle music with a bow that's falling apart. Here's another picture of a sad man…

Okay, I did a second mix of that song...there were some parts that bugged me, so here it is again, all mixed-together-differently.

Here's a little ditty I wrote back in 2015. Oddly, I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night, and there was a song on it that sounded a lot like this one. Rather than being horrified that a song already exists, much like this one, I got all in the mood to do another recording of it. It's a sad song, just a general sad song. A sad song about a sad ma…

I wasn't even planning on recording music today, but the Spirits of Music decided otherwise, despite my voice bein' in extra-special bad shape today. This is a song about not planning on dying today.

This song came to me in a dream, I think it was. It kinda goes with that whole "I don't know how to live in this world" theme that is prominent in that fire god album I did a couple years ago. I guess so. I guess so. Yes. Well, there's also a dream Jung had where he sees his shadow projected on a wall, and it's there cuz he's carrying this little t…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. The girl realizes she's not comfortable around her boyfriend; she finally admits it to herself. That's when she decides that she needs to fix the relationship.

This is my Christmas song for this year. Remember that show that used to air in the 1980s called "the Night Before Christmas?" The only thing I remember about it is a fucked up clock. My brother recently said something about a dog ghost in it, and I'm all, "huh?" I'm, like, realizing my memory ain't as good as I thought it was.…

This is that song, where I don't if I've already posted it or not. The previous song makes more sense in the context of this song.