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“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones." Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets. However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a l ...
 
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Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they set out to retrieve the final piece of the puzzle. This week Cel finds a kindred spirit, Zolf can make all the statements he wants, Azu is enthused about the armory, and Hamid prepares a code. Content Notes: Social anxiety Body horror & undead Scopophobia Human remains Discussions of: death (inc. metap…
 
Alex here with an exciting announcement! RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts. Join us in we…
 
Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat. Strategic War Plan: giv…
 
Alex here with an exciting announcement! RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts. Join us in we…
 
Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy Penelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays. Strategic …
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they meet the architects of a possible solution. This week Azu offers a piggyback, Hamid washes up, Zolf is gonna bust in, and Cel gets very focused. Content Notes: Taunting & insults Disinfection Hiveminds & mind control Discussion of: food, microaggressions, fatigue & workaholism Mentions of: disability &…
 
Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine Succour Gloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright. Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sym…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they travel to a secondary location. This week Zolf is getting some air, Cel thinks about knives, Azu can always just kill, and Hamid notices an eerie oddity. Content Notes: Taunting & insults Scopophobia Discussion of: death (inc. mass death), physical violence, cults, apocalypse & existential threat Menti…
 
Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare. Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the na…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they converse with their enemies and find a way forward. This week Zolf welcomes some visitors, Cel withdraws their handshake, Azu inspires burning hatred, and Hamid demands an explanation. Content Notes: Taunting & insults (inc. diminution) Continued threats of violence/death Discussions of: pandemic & inf…
 
Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager. Content Warning for: Alcohol use & alcoholism Bullyi…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they reconvene and get some answers. This week Hamid needs some deep breaths, Cel drags Wilde into the hug, Azu is genuinely touched, and Zolf learns the consequences of an old failure. Content Notes: Arguments Memory loss Infection & pandemic Hiveminds Discussion of: panic attack, food, undead & zombies, a…
 
Episode 69 - Posturing and Proliferation Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal wi…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they navigate familiar tunnels and unfamiliar foes. This week Cel makes shocking traps, Hamid prepares a tip, Azu hopes to be mistaken for a stall, and Zolf would never freak out. Content Notes: Body horror & undead Tunnels & underground Memory loss Discussion of: rot & mould, human remains, loss of time, i…
 
Episode 68 - Slides and Sass Count Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet. Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hat…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they take a whirlwind tour of existence itself! This week Azu makes a call, Cel plays percussion, Zolf takes a plunge, and Hamid suggests they move away from the clicking. Content Notes: Injury Memory loss & loss of time Tunnels & underground Mentions of: falling, the void & space, fire (inc. SFX), drowning…
 
Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up mil…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they face the shadows of the past. This week Azu holds firm, Hamid talks a big game, Cel becomes the monster, and Zolf detects a shift. Content Notes: Guilt & shaming Emotional abuse & trauma Grief & loss (inc. loss of a sibling) Discussion of: death, futility, destruction, cave-ins, physical violence Menti…
 
Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share. Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more c…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they find themselves... elsewhere. This week Zolf left, Hamid catches an encore, Cel cracks the code, and Azu has been here before. Content Notes: Arguments Grief & loss (inc. loss of sibling) Guilt & shaming Emotional abuse Discussions of: falling, the void & space, existentialism, tunnels & claustrophobia…
 
Episode 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation Line Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment. Content Warning for: Emotional abuse Bullying/taunting Depression Arguments Restraints & interrogation Panic Discussions of: cults, …
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they engage in battle with the Garden itself! This week Zolf quite literally gazes into the void, Hamid blocks the squishy NPCs, Cel would like to consider the time-and-space thing, and Azu sends thoughts and prayers. Content Notes: Physical violence & injury Nausea Discussions of: existentialism Mentions o…
 
Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral Cahoots The Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently. Management Consultants’ advic…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they behold the warped center of the Garden. This week Hamid talks arcane theory, Cel hears a distant tolling, Azu spots some familiar faces, and Zolf is gonna go check the bulbs, then. Content Notes: Religious desecration Spiritual crisis Heights & vertigo Discussions of: rituals Mentions of: mass sufferin…
 
Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing Dreams Antoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible. Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they creep towards the corrupted heart of the Blight. This week Cel reads the room, Hamid goes for a classic, Azu knows how the sad bear feels, and Zolf will be careful (since Wilde asked so nicely). Content Notes: Physical violence Poison Petrification & loss of movement Mentions of: bears, death, suffocat…
 
Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot Shows The Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime. Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money v…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they face more denizens of the Blight. This week Zolf looks up, Azu sticks with what works, Hamid causes respectable explosions, and Cel notices some absences. Content Notes: Physical violence Tentacles (inc. SFX) Zombies (inc. SFX) SFX: continued bells and humming, roaring Mentions of: body horror, gore & …
 
Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice Admirals A client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons. Management Consul…
 
Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they do battle in the Blight! This week Hamid hovers, Azu gets psyched for smiting, Zolf reckons it's killable, and Cel drinks defensively. Content Notes: Physical violence Body horror & gore Tentacles (inc. SFX) Mentions of: existential dread, mind control & compulsion, intrusive emotions, death, mild innu…
 
Episode 60 - Ferns and Further Intel After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line Manager Hartro Piltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success. Content Warning for: Emotional abuse Bullying / taunting Shouting Existential crisis Physical violence Emotional…
 
Join Helen, Lydia, Ben and special guests Anil and Mike of RQ Streams as they confront the strange presence lurking within the moon! This week Anil deserves to be here, Ben worries it'll be like three years ago, Helen proposes a little song, and Lydia doesn't want to hear about Mike's silly nightmares. Content Notes: Cults Workplace hostility Physi…
 
Episode 59 - Censuses and Couplets The Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners. Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat …
 
Join Helen, Lydia, Ben and special guests Anil and Mike of RQ Streams as they create a community of lunar miners and the strange force lurking beneath them... This week Lydia is running out of silicate, Mike recounts shared nightmares, Helen pilfers teenage poetry, Anil categorizes shiny-ness, and Ben just carries the pods. Content Notes: Contamina…
 
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