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This week, Liz expresses her frustration with self-indulgent youth and Nic opens up about the recent loss of her fluffy companion. The couple are both feeling quite old as they reflect on this month's edition of Vogue which has Kate Moss's daughter on the cover. Also, a look back on the time Lynn Barber did a profile on Liz for the Sunday Times mag…
 
This week, Liz prepares her body with a fake tan for a music festival, where she suspects she might be a place-holder for a former star who needs a plus one. The couple discuss the many things Liz has in common with a certain high-profile defendant. Also, a look back at the inside of a ‘modest’ football WAG’s luxurious lifestyle. See omnystudio.com…
 
This week, Liz is ‘having the time of her life’ and Nic can’t stop thinking about Patrick Swayze. Some bad news Liz hoped she’d avoided has just landed, and the pair look back at Liz’s first home (complete with Laura Ashley wallpaper). Plus, a reader helps put things in perspective. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
Liz and Nic have a few thoughts on Angela Rayner and leg-gate. Liz is bringing back Joans Moans, and her sights are set on jobsworths. Plus, Liz has returned to Pineapple studios, and it’s bringing back some memories, both good and bad. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.על ידי Mail+
 
Liz finally has some good news this week. In honour of getting approved for a mortgage, she looks back at her life through the lens of her various London properties. The pair also wonder when ‘victim’ became a dirty word. Plus, Liz reflects on the impact her pets have left on her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
It’s all about confidence this week for Liz and Nic. Liz has been reading a new book, Confidence Culture, and it’s made her realise she was never bold enough to get what she wanted in life. The pair look back at the hardest column Liz has ever had to write, and Nic has set herself a new challenge for the week ahead. Plus, readers had a strong react…
 
Liz has decided to be brave, and find out what her ex-husband’s been writing about their sex life in a national newspaper. Naturally, she has a thing or two to say about it. The pair wonder why men are only happy in a relationship when they're getting their own way, and Nic has an update on the fundraising for Ukrainian animals. See omnystudio.com/…
 
Liz and Nic are celebrating Gracie’s birthday - but wonder whether they should be counting her age in ruined sofas rather than years. The pair discuss *that* slap at the Oscars and Liz has had a rude awakening from a certain man. Plus, Liz has some wedding advice for a listener. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
Martin has given Nic a Valentine's present... just a pity it was Covid-19. Liz and Nic are talking breast augmentation - and how Liz got through an entire marriage without taking her top off. Meanwhile, Liz is talking about mother's day - and why her Mum's life put her off having children. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
Liz and Nic are apart this week, because Nic's other half has Covid - which Liz says ties in neatly with this week's theme, that everything's a man's fault. Liz has been in a Twitter spat again, and has had some bad news - but her usual tactic of thinking about Nigel doesn't seem to be working. Meanwhile, a reader has written in to ask about Liz's …
 
Liz is worried about the fact that sales assistants on cosmetic counters are now saying, ‘Do you want to apply some NOW?’ when she walks up - and is finding looking in the mirror more stressful than her MRI scan. Lots of readers have written in after Gracie the dog collapsed last week - and Nic’s dog Boris (not named after the PM) is in the doghous…
 
It's safe to listen to the podcast this week - as Liz has announced that she is retiring from singing (much to Nic's delight). Nic is enjoying out-of-body experiences, thanks to an astral projection course - and Liz is wondering whether she would still have her fiance if she'd not written about him in her column (and broke the fourth wall, Fleabag-…
 
Liz is back from her trip to London Fashion Week - but where she wasn’t very impressed! Meanwhile, Nic is reading '30 Things I love About Myself’ and struggling to write her own list. Plus, readers get in touch about hair loss and unappreciative partners, and Liz and Nic reminisce about that time Liz met a tweenage Justin Bieber. See omnystudio.com…
 
Nic is having a bad week, she's lost her voice and her boyfriend forgot to book a table for Valentines' Day, but Liz is pretty sure her's has been worse. The pair have been watching This is Going to Hurt, and want to know why the feminists aren't as outraged about animals mums as they seem to be about fictional human ones. Plus, Liz has realised wh…
 
Liz is looking forward to a single Valentine’s day this year, where she can enjoy a triple bill of Keira Knightley without cries of, ‘I can’t stand anything with bonnets!’ Meanwhile, Liz is remembering the time she met Prince after seeing him 17 days in a row at Wembley, and Nic is reading a book in an attempt to understand men... but will it revea…
 
Liz and Nic are talking about THAT pair of pieces this week (the one where Liz wrote about faking orgasms, then her ex-husband joined in). Liz didn’t read her husband’s bit, as she's practicing self-care, but spent days asking Nic, ‘What did he say?’ instead. Meanwhile, Liz is contemplating unblocking her ex just to talk about Paul McCartney - and …
 
With 105 podcast episodes under their belt, Liz and Nic have definitely outpaced Harry and Meghan (who’ve done one in two years). This week, our hosts have been enjoying some winter walks, but they’re not peaceful like they are on television - it’s screaming, panic and pockets full of sausages (but Nic would like to make clear that Boris the dog is…
 
Liz used to have a column called ‘Jones moans’ and this week she’s got a moan: about how no one ever sticks up for her (even when people say horrible things about her dogs). Meanwhile, LIz and Nic are discussing Matt Hancock’s torso (and why men SHOULD be ashamed about their ugly T-shirt arms) - and Liz is remembering that time she went to the Dorc…
 
Someone (a fellow award-winning writer) has criticised And Just Like That for showing that women get old and frail - and Liz wonders if she’s the only one who sees that life really is hard. Meanwhile, Nic is fantasising about marrying a vet (or at the very least Graham Hall off Dogs Behaving Very Badly) and Liz is wondering whether the reason she c…
 
The word of the week this week is ‘blocked’, after Nic’s boyfriend disgraced himself on New Year - and Liz got a VERY peculiar response by text when she sent a gift of a box-fresh iPhone 13. Meanwhile, Liz is feeling sympathy for Novak Djokovic and remembering the time she went back to her old school … and realised she was the only one who wasn’t m…
 
Liz and Nic are setting their New Years resolutions, but how do they compare to the ones Liz made back in 2007? Nic is recovering from being offered hair dye as a Christmas present but Liz's Christmas might just have been worse. She's splashed out on a gift for the Ex but what did he get her in return and why does the box resemble cat ashes?! See o…
 
It’s the 100th episode of the podcast and Liz and Nic are celebrating. Nic’s getting excited for Christmas dinner at her Mums, but Liz has turned down an invite to join them. It’s rescue dog Teddie’s first Christmas (well real Christmas as he’s technically had a few already) and Liz is starting to realise why she gets on so much better with animals…
 
There’s a new man in Liz’s life - but this time, she’s not waxed or even plucked in preparation. The big question, of course, is will the other border collies be jealous of Ted? Liz is reminiscing about the time she visited a homeless centre (and realised that all of us are just a few steps away from being on the streets ourselves) - and celebratin…
 
Liz was feeling a bit sorry for herself (and thinking she was going to have to buy a hat). But then she got a letter from a reader who described how her daughter Jenny has been left unable to watch TV or even wash. Jenny can't move her neck as it would cause massive damage that would kill her. Liz says her story made her realise her own life isn't …
 
There have been two ‘Miranda Priestly’ moments this week, including a late-night call where Liz asked Nic, ‘I’ve got an assistant, why am I booking trains?’ Liz is wondering how people manage a normal Christmas, why she isn’t married to Liam Neeson - and how women actually manage to rustle up a meal every night (tricky considering Liz only has Pell…
 
Liz’s spell seems to have worked: the movie star has emailed, and Liz has sent a message so outrageous she worries she has ‘lost it’ - but will he reply? Meanwhile, Nic has started to turn off her phone notifications after 7pm, and Liz is preparing to do the same so she can spend some quality time with Paul McCartney. Liz reminisces about the time …
 
Liz thinks that this week’s column should be re-titled ‘In which I have all the sex’, after her hotel encounter turned very steamy last week (even although her Romeo nearly spoiled it all by making a smear with a lemon while making a G&T and failing to shave his eyebrows). Meanwhile, Nic has been for a Tarot reading (but Liz is mainly wondering whe…
 
Has Liz Jones crossed the line this time? Some readers certainly think so - but Liz is reminiscing about that time she dated a model (one of the three-and-a-half men in her life) - and how it was similar to the ‘modelisers’ in Sex and the City. Liz has emailed a man for no-strings sex, but is making time for dinner with a friend first, and is musin…
 
Liz has sent an email to a man she chastely spent the night with circa 1978 (who has now given up being a film star)... and is so excited she's ordered a milky tank top. Liz is talking about THAT piece again, the one where she admitted to trying to steal her husband's sperm, and says that you've got to start young if you want to be a writer, becaus…
 
It’s Halloween and Liz and Nic are getting in the spirit of things. Liz has spotted a ghost from her own past and wants to get back in touch. Nic has a new man in her life, he’s big, stubborn, and called Boris (no not that one!) Plus, Liz looks back to the first time she met Nigel - should she have had a drink with him when he asked? See omnystudio…
 
Liz is trying to bring a bit of balance this week and is listing all the times she was terrible to men (like the time she asked a boyfriend where his proper shoes were in front of the Maitre d') - but actually, weren't the men worse? Nic has done a charity skydive, and might be about to become a dog parent again - meanwhile Liz is thinking back to …
 
Liz’s phone has been going off non-stop - readers have sighted ‘the Hunk’, photographer Nigel, on Married at First Sight Australia. But Nigel is looking disturbingly well-fed - has he remarried? Meanwhile, a new book is offering Liz and Nic some (terrible) tips on love after 50 - and Liz is reminiscing about the time when she was sent out to report…
 
This week’s column reads like it’s Liz’s swan song, her last column ever… which probably means that all her rivals (and all her exes) are cheering. Meanwhile, Liz has looked up the vegetarian photographer’s house on Google Earth to assess his wealth - but is trying to cancel their date, because she’s a bit like Picasso (and if you don’t like the ar…
 
Sometimes it’s easier to get a new man than a new pair of shoes, Liz muses, as she prepares for a date with a vegetarian photographer (who won’t have seen her Louboutin shoe boots, so she can pretend they are new). The photographer is five foot six, but he has already promised he won't ghost or block her, so there’s that. Meanwhile, Liz and Nic hav…
 
It’s Liz’s birthday and there’s nothing she’d like more than to be walking into a hotel room and finding a bottle of champagne, and a man (both sweating lightly) - but instead, the only emails she’s got are one from a tandoori restaurant and one from her printer saying it can’t connect to the Wi-Fi. Meanwhile, Liz is trying to book tickets for hers…
 
It’s been quite a week: the trolls are out in force, hunting Liz down for a headline on a piece she wrote a decade ago about Amy Winehouse (who Liz feels an affinity with). Don’t they realise she doesn’t actually write the headlines? Meanwhile, Nic has belatedly made the discovery that Keith Lemon isn’t a real person - and Liz has had a call from t…
 
Liz has had a visit to the doctor to talk about her brain scan - and let’s just say she won’t be clapping for the NHS next time if there’s another lockdown. Liz has watched the Anthony Hopkins dementia drama ‘The Father’ and is thinking back to her Mum’s death - and Nic has made a truly terrible mistake and attempted to buy Liz some Zara trousers a…
 
Be warned: this is a special extra strength episode, and Liz’s carpenter actually started looking quite scared while Liz and Nic were recording. The reason? Liz has given in and is responding to THAT piece by her ex-husband in a typically no-holds-barred fashion, including rants about infidelity, Rolex watches and women with Neanderthal brows. Mean…
 
Liz is coming to terms with the fact that she may never have sex again (based on what’s happened on her last few dates). But she is coming round to the fact that there may be some upsides to a man-free future (like they won’t lick all her face cream off, or expect ‘birthday sex’). Meanwhile, there’s a bumper postbag this week, as readers have some …
 
Liz has been on the staycation from Hell (just don’t remind her about the spinach tortelloni) and is plotting to take her revenge on TripAdvisor. Meanwhile, a new man looms on the horizon, with a half-naked photo of himself emerging from some reeds (although he hasn’t done himself any favours by suggesting that Liz might like to stay in a Premier I…
 
Liz is off on holiday, but sadly, Liz and holidays don’t really mix - like the time she hired a car on holiday and spent two days practising the drive back to the airport, or that other one where she went on holiday with her ex… and he refused to go outside. Nic has been to an 80s night (but Liz says she has no right to claim it as 'her' era). Mean…
 
Liz's ex husband has written about their marriage in a national newspaper, and Liz is plotting her revenge. Nic is thinking of getting a tattoo, but Liz isn't impressed with her choice... and Liz reveals what happened when the ex ex turned up at her hotel uninvited - can he redeem himself after their disastrous dinner date? See omnystudio.com/liste…
 
Liz and Nic are back and this week it’s all about hair, why is it so important, and why do hair dressers even ask if you want a massage? (Of course you do!). Liz looks back at her Sex in the City inspired trip to Paris, and decides she would have enjoyed it more if she’d gone alone. Plus, Liz has an unexpected visitor at her hotel, so should she le…
 
Liz has decided her life is just like The Devils Wears Prada, she’s Miranda Priestly (obviously) and Nic is assistant Andy - but what odd request did she have to fulfil this week? Liz went to dinner at her favourite restaurant with the ex ex … and wishes she hadn’t bothered. Plus Liz and Nic look back at the moment Liz finally asked for a divorce. …
 
Liz has won Columnist of the Year - which is a good thing, as she was planning to retire and live on benefits if she didn’t. She says that contrary to popular wisdom, it really isn’t the taking part that counts - it’s the winning, as her columns about extreme waxing, pedicures and the mysterious 'P' beat all the ones about Brexit, Covid and the cli…
 
Liz has been watching football - and Gareth Southgate's team have achieved the impossible and made Liz nostalgic for watching football with her husband. Liz is remembering her first editor’s letter at Marie Claire - and says that her column this week is going to shock people, as she finally learns to stop being anxious about not being good enough, …
 
After Liz’s very disappointing date, she’s made a decision: men just don’t deserve her. So Liz and Nic have been distracting themselves with Love Island - Liz thinks we can all learn a lesson or two from the carefree contestants while Nic just likes looking at the ‘crumpet’. Plus, Liz looks back at the time her husband made her cry over coffee bean…
 
It’s the fallout after Cambridge Man stood Liz up with no warning in central London - but having spent £500 on spa treatments and train tickets, Liz manages to find another date within 30 minutes (although it doesn’t exactly go to plan…) Meanwhile, Nic is remembering an old breakup (and Sinead O’Connor) - and Liz is having a flashback to the fitnes…
 
Even by the standards of Liz’s tangled love life, this week is a bombshell, with Liz waiting in a restaurant for the Cambridge Man - when her phone buzzes, and it all goes wrong. With the Cambridge Man now rebranded as 'sat nav man', Liz wonders why disastrous men are always so expensive. Meanwhile, she reminisces (not coincidentally) about the tim…
 
It’s been a colourful week: Nic has been riding a sheep backwards (‘How is the sheep?’, frets Liz) and Liz is dealing with a jellyfish attack (not the kind you find in the sea). Meanwhile, Liz is getting ready for her second date with the Cambridge man and hasn’t gone TOO over the top (she hasn’t even had Botox), and has picked a Soho House hotel, …
 
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