Several planes of existence collided on a fateful day at the beginning of the 21st century. Chaos and much suffering ensued, but out of the ashes came a band. This band would soon be known to end all suffering, stifle all hunger and thirst, and inspire a utopian society. It's too bad that at the same time that band was supposed to play their first show, a rift in the time-space continuum caused the members to be blinked out of existence and replaced by four random kids. The proxy band did their best, but continue to be a disappointment to all who knew the greatness the originals would have emitted. This is Backwards Alphabet. "They" "play" "music".