Manage episode 262717417 series 1326719
Dave and Andy feeling super lazy in the studio. But danger lurks around the corner… danger like stories too hilarious for your brain and facts too amazing to fathom. Michael Jackson is Spider-Man! The sun and the moon are the same size! Baths are manly?! Dave wants to take his pants off at the Convention Center?!
Nothing computes anymore. What were we talking about? Oh right…
Dude, did you hear?
Andy is drinking a Kinroo Blue White Ale and Dave is drinking a Hop Cloud Hazy IPA from Hess Brewing. The can also looks alarmingly like Andy.
Quickdraws include answers to your burning sun and moon questions, a mindblowing Spiderman fact (HEE HEE), the reason you see so many Florida stories in the news, and a fact that will make all you technology haters get extra triggered.
A man robbed a Burger King. The police arrested him. He was found guilty. Then they forgot to put him in prison. Not joking. Dave breaks down how this wild story happened.
Breaking news from Florida! The largest pound-for-pound poop has been had. Get your Ian Malcolm Jurassic Park memes ready.
Andy’s recommendation is controversial. DON’T JUDGE HIM. There is science to back him up.
Dave’s recommendation is an excellent kids show on Netflix. HELLO NINJA!!! (yes… hello…)
Andy has a revealing shower thought…
Dave has a quote to make you ponder how you respond to trials…