Home Alone for Christmas

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Andy and Dave have been wandering around a dark tunnel they may or may not have been supposed to go down. A rabbit hole if you will… but what’s new! They're still up to the same old shenanigans like subverting your expectations with crazy stories, wildly interesting facts and more riffs than Eddie Van Halen.

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A brief piece of prose to keep you on your toes

It's a quick Christmas episode at DUDE DID YOU HEAR Hoping we bring you some sweet Christmas cheer Maybe your merriment's just not the same But we came bearing gifts, and all without shame Maybe you've been naughty, perhaps you've been nice This episode's for Christmas so don't put it on ice This episode's best before 12.25 The day after Hans Gruber's infamous dive Dive hard he did cause of ole John McClain We hope your Christmas doesn't hit like a train Remember the state hated Christmas before But the truth is that Christmas means a little bit more On a night quite like this, our Savior was born the breaking light of a bright glorious morn

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Andy is drinking a Hop Fiend IPA from Boojum Brewery and Dave is drinking Santa’s Little Helper from Port Brewing. One has been done before and one has an extra DDYH attached to it.

Quickdraws include poo poo, pee pee, an astonishing fact about A Christmas Carol, the fastest red card in soccer EVER and have you ever heard of Sartre? (that’s ok)

Admit it, you’re always wondered why a marathon is 26.2 miles. Or maybe you think you already know the answer. Well Andy is here to subvert your expectations and put that to rest! Like that first Marathon runner of yesteryear.

Christmas is cancelled, say many Burgomeisters around the world. Miserable masked misers making mince of merriment. But fear not. Santa Claus is coming to town. Hans (not Gruber) but Steininger. Germany. Beards. The Burger Meister. Die Hard. What were we talking about again? It’s a Christmas story, Dave promises.

RELOAD – Andy is drinking Elijah Craig Straight Rye and Dave is drinking the coveted Pliny the Elder

Andy recommends the book Born to Run: A Hidden Tribe, Superathletes, and the Greatest Race the World Has Never Seen. Whether you’re a runner or a couch potato, you’ll be fascinated by the stories in this book.

Dave recommends The Mandalorian, especially after the conclusion of a stellar Season 2. Dave and Andy basically want a redo on the sequel trilogy. This is the Star Wars they’ve been waiting for.

Andy doesn’t recommend messing with moms. Especially if you’re part of the cartel. The story of one mom giving the Cartel... CART-HELL!!!

Dave doesn’t recommend having the Instagram app on your phone. He’s got a harrowing personal story about this. Mind your own business, Zuckerburg! Sticky fingers stealing your swipes like the wet bandits!

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A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM DAVE AND ANDY

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