Never drop things out of windows, Never call ex-boyfriends for ANY reason, and NEVER record a podcast right before going to sleep.

Embarrassing Outbursts: (I am not Adam Curry)

Never buy more than 3 seasons of a show after a break-up. Never make hardcore decisions while having PMS. Never let your mom REALLY like your boyfriend. Never doubt that SOME kind of damage will be done if you drop something out a window. Never doubt that residence hall employees have the right to search your room. Never be the survivor of a suicide attack. Never start a story in a podcast and not finish it like I did in this episode. And most importantly: Never be ANYTHING like Ken Mehlman. Except being gay. You can be gay like him. That's okay.