Let's talk about sex, baby

I Know, I Need To Stop Talking... so I made a podcast

In which I get utterly drenched (nothing to do with the sex); Andie McDowell irritates me; Beth picks up a football injury; I book my Covid vaccine; Jamie is traumatised; it's time for Beth to have sex ed (and I sincerely hope that her teacher has sufficient gin to recover from the experience); the Joy of Sex thoroughly confuses me; Jamie recommends all the reasons you should consider becoming a Mormon; I make a compelling bid for the Worst Parent Of The Year Award; Beth fears she's missing out on some ketchup; I share a truly mortifying moment; Jamie is narrowly averted from asking the World's Worst Question; and we talk masturbation.