The Calzones Betrayed Me?!

Parks n Wrecked

Ann is looking to have a child, so she starts interviewing potential sperm donors. And boy oh boy are the pickings slim. As a result, Leslie is doing her best to stop everything, as is her MO. Meanwhile, Ben, Ron, Chris, and Tom taste test food for the wedding, but the calzones treat them incredibly poorly. How dare they. But this leads to one of the best scenes in the entire series, so we’ll take it.

For some reason, Leslie can’t attend ANY town hall meetings this week. That means April and Andy are in charge. They also get to deal with a very delightful cameo from Harris Wittels.

Plus, we’re chatting Disneyland, how Vice Presidents used to openly duel people, flip cup challenges, and the life advice that has served Sean well throughout his entire life.

EPISODE
S5, E12: Ann’s Decision

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Coffee Porter from Last Stand Brewing
Minute Maid Fruit Punch (with low sugar!) mixed with Malibu Coconut Rum

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Major Decisions Sean Has Made

CATEGORIES
Breakfast Cereals