The Curse of the Dann(sh)ii

Scream Queens

Finally, our first special guest!
You remember all those really interesting people that we keep threatening to get on the Podcast to tell you all about their experiences from their unique perspective? Well, none of them! Instead, we have Oisin - a straight man (booooo!) who is somehow both a professional wrester and construction manager (the only two career options straight men can have!) He's a huge fan of the show (and a fellow Irishman!). So join us as we gather around, shout over, fight, and casually bully each other. It's just like a good old fashioned Irish funeral. Or wedding. Or a demonic bride at a funeral. Which is apparently commonplace in Monaghan.
As this is the first time Dannii has been able to speak to more than one Irish person at a time this year, we take the opportunity to discuss Irish folklore. So we're talking The Banshee, The Demon Bride (or Divorcee) of Monaghan, and The Dearg-Due to name a few. We uncover Ireland’s strange obsession with depicting beautiful women as being pure evil (not a surprise). But in doing so, we find out that Dannii is literally all of the legendary creatures we discuss - including the god damn Alp-Luachra. And like the Alp-Luachra, she’s nothing that a good old case of gout won't clear right up. SO FETCH!
Of course, us being us, we manage to steer extremely off-topic onto depressed vaginas, dead (and not so-dead) celebrities, tampon-tossers, a detour into so-terrible-they're -great 90's dickflick movies, and potential names for our listeners.
So join us as Dannii takes Conor and Oisin through her C.V, while they teach her what the hell a doppelgänger is, and we all learn that only in Ireland would you pay people to turn up to cry at your funeral, because you just know that Brid Reilly one would be only counting them.