"The Room Somebody's Been Living In" by Mama Cäz

Scream Queens

If you were in pain, would you pull your own hair out to take your mind of it? Conor thinks "no, that's insane", but apparently its Dannii's go to move when she's having a bad time - but maybe she'd feel differently if she didn't buy her hair on Amazon Prime.
As we head into the festive season, we discuss the still unsolved Hinterkaifeck murders, which didn't take place at Christmas time, but there was snow involved so you know, what: you take what you can get. We meet Andreas Gruber (not the Austrian Screenwriter who looks like Lord Farquaad) and his family, and then swiftly un-meet them because they get murdered by his own invention (maybe) pretty much immediately because Dannii's writing ability lacks world-building - including a three year old which actually made this episode extremely difficult to make jokes about, because what a mood killer, am I right?
Meanwhile, Dannii and Conor decide to publicly address the issues within their co-host dynamic, and Dannii finds out that what she considers an extravagant special occasion is just literally a gay man's Wednesday night (Honestly, straight people are so basic) We also dissect the "Crazy Girlfriend" trope for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and let's face it guys, if you stopped gaslighting your girlfriend maybe she wouldn't be insane?
So join us in this episode where we meet a mastermind cow, nazi-zombies, some more incompetent but well-meaning police (our favourite kind), and poor goddamn Maria Baumgartner - the unluckiest maid in the fucking world.
As it turns out, the only thing worse than a houseguest overstaying their welcome is one who turns up uninvited, never announces their arrival, secretly lives in the walls, murders your entire family, then just stops giving fuck and full on eats your food. And then while investigating, the police also eat your fucking food. But in fairness if you keep a wheel of Camembert in the fridge, what do you expect?
Trigger warning for incest(?!!) unless that's your thing, in which case, DM Conor for some great newtumbl.com links.