There's Lots of Guys to Meat on Grindr

Scream Queens

HEYllo whatsupyouguys?
Do you remember that episode of the IT Crowd with the cannibal who places a personal ad to find someone to eat? Well, turns out that before Graham Linehan was a transphobic arsehole, he was also not very original.
In this episode we explore the case of Armie Ham-eh, I mean Armin Meiwes, a son of a police office who could somehow afford to build a house modelled on a giant Rubix cube who's mother was apparently responsible for turning him into a homosexual cannibal, because you know, it's ALWAYS the mother's fault. He's also a noted Sagittarius, which explains so much.
However, our Armie (not THAT Armie) knows his worth and only wants to eat men who actually want him to eat them (you go, girl!) As it turns out an alarming amount of gay men are willing to literally die for the cock, and even have demands about how they want to be served - because gay! So in truly fabulous style, our Armie rolls out the yankee candles, flowers, and literally potato fucking dauphinoise. Honestly! Those gays! Always going the extra mile. Shame he put them in his literal sex dungeon of literal cages and meat hooks. Bringing whole new meaning to a Grindr Meet/Hook-Up.
Unsuprisingly, Dannii endorses eating people, and Conor gets annoyed that he is now too old to even get a reply from a literal fucking cannibal on Grindr, if his personal ad was anything to go by.
Conor & Danni also explore the luxuries of the Irish prison system, the potential benefits eating dolphins, and how reinstating the death penalty may be what brings us all together again after COVID has been eliminated. We also take on cyber bullies! FUCK YOU CYBER BULLIES.
Pay no attention to the cum stains on the mirror.