F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Pussy Cookie March Madness

The Dr Susan Block Show

Happy Women’s Day! Purim Sameach (if you celebrate)! And a belated Happy Sex Workers Day! All are connected as Purim is the only Biblical holiday starring a woman, Queen Esther, who also happens to be a high-end (royal), high-risk (execution looms) sex worker.... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! This is NOT Your Bubbe's Purim... Anyway, on Purim, the "Jewish Mardi Gras," we eat hamantaschen, which I learned in Sunday school represented the villain Haman’s hat, but since these triangular fruit-filled pastries are shaped like an open vulva, complete with cherry-filled vagina hole in the middle, I call hamantaschen “pussy cookies” - honoring the power of the pussy and the triumph of Queen Esther and her ”Weapons of Mass Seduction” that saved the Jews from genocide. And on this show, we celebrate Esther and other examples of female power—including sexy environmentalist Erin Brockovich trying to help East Palestine—and we also support the other Palestine, as well as the Israeli protesters against Netanyahu’s yahoo “judicial coup” and the terrible Zionist settler attack on Palestinian Huwara, Jenin and other Israel apartheid victimes. We also talk with several callers about March Madness, cunnilingus, redwings, menstruation orgasm as a painkiller, “Blood Sugar Sex Magik” (Red Hot Chili Peppers), other kinds of Sex Magic, bellydancing, lube, teasing, censorship, cops, bots, circumcision, polyamory, bonobos & The Bonobo Way + turning the Capitalocene into the Bonobocene. And foot massage. Did I mention that the way to many a woman’s heart is through her feet? For Women’s Month, give a woman a foot massage… even if that woman is YOU. Read more prose & see some great uncensored Purim Bacchanalia shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pussy-cookie-march-madness

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