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This year’s Halloween special looks at Halloween H20 and the Halloween franchise while Bruce takes aim at the Terrifier franchise and James tells a spine-tingling true story! Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew to listen to the full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

The beginning sounds like ass 'cause Matt forgot to hit record... Timezones, who do they work... Doug likes to gaslight people... Matt is a big pussy... Doug takes in the arts... Doug poops in a cave and is ashamed... Matt poops in his pants and is not... A movie can exist by any rules it wants, but it has to obey those rules... Doug throws a curve…

Doug closes his eyes and becomes invisible... Poop or fruit... Matt finds to find subtext and layers to the movie... Lots of technical issues on both sides... Doug is busy stuffing columns... Matt gets verklempt about some stupid bull-shit... A super highly rated movie, do they like it... All this and more as we steal back the stuff you won't pay f…

I honestly don't know what to write here... I'm drinking and taking Oxy so my judgement is questionable... Dan joins us for a non-Indy podcast... One minor audio fuck-up early, but not bad... Doug tries to rationalize why this is our fall holiday podcast... Matt is adapting to life as a shut-in... Lots of geek moments... Are goths sexy... Would you…

Matt has surgery... Matt is on drugs... Inappropriate humor... Doug asks for one clip and Matt nails it... Fear of being crippled... Doug has a war boner... Saw films... Other stuff... All this and more as we go back to World War II England for...

The chaps enter the granddaddy of haunted houses, get annoyed about the current owner and discuss the 1979 FA Cup Final for some reason Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew to listen to the full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

Technical issues... Is 3:00 on a Thursday a bad time to do a podcast... Jobs lost, jobs gained, jobs put on hold... Anal in The Omen... Matt and Doug are old... Tristar... Prison fears... Which is worse, a snitch or a chomo... Sly gives speeches... All this and more as we tackle yet another men in prison film...…

Matt has a trip... Doug slides down the dinosaur... Matt is depressed... Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune... Ball shaving... A boatload of porn is up for auction... Does working for the devil have a matching 401k... Monologues, lots of monologues... A bit that goes on too long but doesn't get cut... Does parenting take a back seat to any …

Halloween season kicks off with the 1987 psycho parent classic Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew so you never miss an episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

Doug's left ball... Matt parties with kids... Doug's voice via AI... Fake Facebook fights... Gun talk... Doug talks about homophobic smoking... Can you drink water that has had a body marinating in it... Joker 2 talk... The devil... An Easter Egg for Matt... All this and more as we throw a shrimp on the barbie and say Zed instead of Z for this week…

The guys enter the Dreamscape and chat about dream nonsense and how it was ripped off in Inception Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie... The intricacies of spirits and contacting them... Matt gets bad news about his back and learns he has something in common with Dolphins... Doug meets some dogs... Doug berates Matt's choices...about life and the podcast... Coming in well under two hours it's our shortest podcast yet... Not ev…

Sam Delaney returns to chat about Subbuteo and reveal some shocking fights over the beloved football game Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew for the Full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything... Technical issues... Doug bullies little kids... Matt living the bachelor life... After 220 episodes Voldemort is mentioned by name... Underwear shopping... Matt makes it all serious... Doug learns to spell... Anal bleaching... All that and so much more as we prep for trip down the aisle in...…

A movie that made both Matt and Doug choke up or cry... Guests and guest rules are brought up... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... That isn't a double post, that is two separate instances of him being a terrible person... Doug suggests ways Matt could be a less worse person, but to Matt that seems lik…

Jeff Bridges is back and he’s brought his Dad! The chaps look back at the tense 90s bomb thriller with some amazing Irish accents Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew for the Full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

A special guest up top... Matt steers into the slide... A year where Matt's life fell apart... An old segment returns... Monroe! Oral sex before soap... A reverse heel turn... An attempt at something new... The final movie of the unlucky 13th season is announced... A possible future guest is talked about... An RCH under 3 hours to avoid union overt…

Lies that end up being true... Did Matt's mom get fingered in high school... Doug internet bill listen for the GoFundMe link in the podcast... A 3rd party review of The Acolyte... weird hairs on Matt and Doug and others... Matt gets dumped at an amusement park... Bathroom etiquette... May December relationships... No edits, which may be a mistake..…

Two podcast hosts...one depressed and one tired...but both in pain. Perhaps some Faltor-pan or Pon-Far is in order? I'll be honest, this one is rough, which is unfair for this movie... Doug's last 80s film for the season... Timing is off for the first half... Just kind of discombobulated... Doug does his best to gaslight Matt...and vice versa...or …

Matt goes to NC... Doug goes to the state fair... Talk of dogs... Watching the Olympics...or not... A movie about selling secrets to the Ruskies... Matt totally blanks on an important question... Is there such a thing as a beautiful vagina...or a beautiful penis? All this, plus a reveal of Doug's last 80's movie…

Clocked in way shorter than expected... Matt gets preferred parking... Doug shames an opposing coach... Doug has connection issues... The beautiful penis' paramour checks in... Can the high from WoK be continued... Does the search hold up to scrutiny... And an anniversary... All this and more this week as we dive into...…

A Robocop sequel by the guy who directed Empire Strikes Back?! The guys give some overdue love to Robocop 2 For the full episode subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew Here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

Matt and Doug are recovering from not being on the river... Hungover and tired is no way to go through life son... A play by play break-down of what went down after we lost access to the cabin where we used to canoe... The last trip? Who knows...

Eddie Murphy returns to BB with his iconic cop comedy as the guys also discuss the new Axel F movie! Subscribe to Pirate Video Crew here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

A vetoed movie boomerangs back for discussion thanks to the death of one of its stars... Should it have stayed vetoed? Trump dodges a bullet... Friends...what does it mean? Is this Doug or Matt's movie? 210 films in, where does Popeye rank, is it rank? If you haven't seen it already, go check out No Way Out with Kevin Costner. It's awesome... All t…

A month later than expected we finally get to see the guy from CSI's dong... Judging nipples... Matt losing his jackin' lotion... Adrenaline junkies... Do we actually know what happened in this movie... A movie that is as much about style as it is about substance... All this plus the can gets kicked down the road another week as more celebrities di…

Matt is alive...kind of. Doug takes a pee... Not a political podcast, but we can't not address the elephant in the room... Both realize they don't deserve their wives... We honor Martin Mull...without acknowledging it. Lots of cuck and other c-word talk. Betamax Rewind has their first video, let us know if you want to see it... Will we ever get to …

The 70s dystopian classic on rolling skates comes to BB with some dodgy casual clobber from the futureעל ידי 11-29 Media

Honoring a Legend Matt's on drugs... Doug forgot the Facebook post... Lots of guns being described... Lots of movies Matt has never seen talked about... Does a Doug all-timer hold up? Does Matt like the film? All that and we look forward to getting back to 80s films...

A Hitchcockian thriller or a massive disappointment? Matt becomes a mentor... A teacher pleads for the youth to stay in school so they don't end up like Doug... Ethics of cheating... And how wives have improved lives... Ethics of reporting crimes... A legend will be honored... Star Wars somehow continues to dig down... Matt's expiration comes ever …

Sam returns to chat with Bruce about the silliest sports movie ever made, Pele’s dubious goals record, Michael Caine playing football at 50 and more! Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew Here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

Matt has a cold heart, but he'll be dead soon so it's no bother. Tipping talk... Matt has psychic powers... A cult classic... Is it trash or is it great... 80s muffs... Dead dogs... Uncomfortable moments... Nazis... And much more...

The chaps discuss the crap weather blockbuster and getting sucked off by a tornado Subsrcibe to the Pirate Video Crew to hear the full version here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

Matt's gonna die... Independent Matt is dead... Jen is old... Can you hit a woman... Lots of parent related stuff... Took four years, but finally wife of show Jen makes a full appearance... A classic 80s movie is finally discussed... Let's dance...

The original grindhouse classic that started the Mad Max saga comes to BB!! Subscribe to Pirate Video Crew here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/על ידי 11-29 Media

Apparently Matt is passive aggressive... Can you be hot without a soul... Is sex work harder for men or women... Doug makes up a bunch of female body parts that don't exist... White pants, required by law... Kids as projectiles... Dogs as shields... Next week should be interesting... All this and more as Matt and Doug raise the mast on:…

Matt (tries to) give an apology... May December relationships... Wearing underwear... Commencement speeches... Hanging dong... Sex workers... And other stuff...