Bob Schneider's Song Club #92 - WOKE FRONTIER JUSTICE! On this episode Bob talks about frontier justice updated for our modern times and presents the songs THE DRUGS, MONSTER, JOHNNY ROTTEN, GIVE EM WHAT THEY WANT, AMY FROM MIAMI, LOVE SHOES, LOWEST RUNG OF COURAGE and LUCKY NUMBER NINEעל ידי Bob Schneider

On this episode Bob talks The Sopranos about playing Austin City Limits, the song game, retells the lesson of the Bhuda and presents the songs DREAMERS DIE YOUNG, LOST IN THE MIST LIKE A GHOST, EVERYTHING IS SUNSHINE NOW, BLOODLESS, BLOOD, and 3 different versions of crowd favorite BONES.על ידי Bob Schneider

In this month's Song Club podcast Bob talks about how this podcast is the worst one he's ever done, his love of autotune, using AI to write songs, teaching whales to speak English and presents the songs CHANGE MY WORLD, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DOWN, BLUE DREAM, HEART HOLDS DIAMONDS, GOLD OR GREATNESS, GLACIER, BOMB and BLUE MOUNTAIN…

Bob Schneider's Song Club #89 - Olympic Penis In this episode Bob talks about the Paris Olympics, what reality is or isn't, your daddy's handy dandy axe and presents the songs HEARTS HALF SHUT, WORLD'S BEST LIAR, BOOTSWANA, OKAYER, I TAKE MY TIME, ICE CAPADES, I'M TIRED OF YOU and INTO THE SUN.על ידי Bob Schneider

Songs: DEFINITION OF A FOOL HAIRY HAT JOHN LENNON JUNKIE JUNKIE KEEPING IT REAL FOR MY BABY KILLING MYSELF (ACOUSTIC) KILLING MYSELF PANDAעל ידי Bob Schneider

Bob talks about emails, inflation, being a free american, the police, lying about stuff, NARC-ING, his big beard, how come his podcast is so perfect, the police, MAX and why it sucks, going public with the Song Game™ and presents the songs THE WAY LOVERS DO, HOW TO WIN, MODERN WOMAN, BECKY'S IN PRISON, DIRTMOUTH, THE DARKNESS, DOWN and DEATH IS SO …

Bob talks about inflation, Micheal Corcoran and presents the songs OWNING THE RAIN, REMARKABLE RANGE, SHOOTING THE STARS, TOO PRETTY TOO LOVE, YOUR ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME and YOU'LL FALL FOREVER.על ידי Bob Schneider

Bob talks about turning ads off on his channel but how they still show up, how being a porn star takes the joy out of having carnal relations, why he writes songs, what kind of hair the people in Canada have and introduces the Song Club songs BRIDGES, WILD EYED, I CAN SEE THE END OF THE WORLD IN YOUR EYES, THE DREAM WE ARE DREAMING, I'M A MAN (PART…

On this episode Bob talks about the Mouseketeers, how rich people are better than poor people, how life is probably just a movie of some kind, DMT, and presents the songs NO WORRIES, DUMB IDEAS, BOTTOM OF THE WORLD, MYLDAY, SURPRISE, SUPER DOPE RHYMES, NICE TO BE YOU and SUICIDAY.על ידי Bob Schneider

In this month's episode Bob presents the songs: HOW I STOLE THE PRINCE'S WIFE, IF YOU ASK THE HEART, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SUN, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, UR GOOD, THE DEVIL VS MY BABY, DAVID SPADE and MANIAC.על ידי Bob Schneider

Bob Schneider's Song Club 81 - 'WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE' In this episode Bob talks about looking excited and presents the songs WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE, DING DONG, HOME, I CAN'T GET GONE, CALL ME BY MY NAME, FLYING, HOLE IN ME, LOST TOE CHRISTMAS and HOME.על ידי Bob Schneider

Bob Schneider's Song Club 80 - 'LAMB SOCIETY'In this month's Song Club Bob talks about sheep, being really good at watching TV, NYPD Yellow, and presents the songs SHE'S STURDY, MUSHMOUTH, COLONEL SANDERS, PERSONAL WIKIPEDIA PAGE, REASONS I BELIEVE, THE UNKNOWN and BOX FOLK.על ידי Bob Schneider

On this month's song club Bob talks about his philosophy of everything happening right now, how sleep scientists are superior to other scientists, rewrites Bob Marley's song Jammin', talks about looking at trees and presents the songs AWAY FROM EVERYWHERE, NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU TONIGHT, WHEN THE LIGHT APPEARS, JUST DO IT, PARAPLEGIC BLUES, POLAR BEA…

On this episode, Bob talks about being on a spaceship in outer space, being better than Drake, Labor Day, metaphorical murder, his old 71 Volkswagen and how it relates to the song 'Tokyo' and presents the songs WE'VE ALWAYS GOT NEVER, ALIMONY, SONGWRITING 101, HEY HEY HEY...YOU OK?, IT GOES LIKE THIS and TOKYO.What the episode on YouTube: https://y…

In this episode, Bob explains how the Song Club works, getting in a TRANQ circuit, Eleanor Rigby's AI friend, The Tudors and what would happen if he became The King and presents the songs I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE THEY LOVE YOU, BIGGEST HOLE IN HER HEART, SHOULD I DO IT, LITTLE FAT GERMAN BABY, JACK ASS PANTS, JUNE and KARATE CHAMP.…

In this episode, Bob talks about the history of capturing the flag, what's going to happen with AI, how to have fun by lisping, what music of the future sounds like, his sexual history, and presents the songs: A WEEK ON MARS, ALMOST ALWAYS, THREE WORDS OR LESS, BEND AND BREAK AND BURN, BOOM BOOM BABY and AIRPLANE.What the episode on YouTube: https:…

In this episode, Bob explains how to write a song and why you need to be good at math, talks about his days in British military school, decides whether or not he's a robot, and presents the songs DEAD AND DYING, DREAMING AND DRIFTING AWAY, AROUND TOWN, THE MOUNTAIN, THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE ON EARTH and DRAKES NEW GIRLFRIEND.What the episode on …

In this episode, Bob talks about his recorder symphony 'The Mosquito's Enemby' and some other amazing things and talks about this month's song club selections: THE PRESIDENT OF CAN'T GET ENOUGH, THE WEATHER, GOOD TIMES (THE TV SHOW), 1984, ALL TIMES EASTERN, TERRIBLE THINGS DONE BY TERRIBLE MEN, LIFE AIN'T FAIR and WHISPER TO ME.…

In this episode, Bob talks about Russell Brand and coming up short, how English class is completely unnecessary, and presents the songs CAT STEVENS, SECRET POWER, LETTER FROM THE CEMETERY, EDDIE GOLDEN, DINOSAURS ARE BIG, AND PEOPLE ARE SMALL, THE DEVIL'S DICE, THE DEVIL AND THE LORD and DROP THE MIC.What the podcast on YouTube: https://youtube.com…

In this episode, Bob talks about reality and what that means, hanging out at Antone's back in the 90s and the gangster life, does an amazing English gangster impression about how many songs he's written, his monkey Max (which doesn't exist), and presents the songs A SPIDER, BILLY COLLINS, SUCK CITY, I CAN'T FIND IT, EVERYTHING IS EMPTINESS, I LIVE …

In this episode, Bob talks about refusing to raise the prices of his stuff, the recent ice storm, greedy bitches, and how smart he is, but it's all based on information that can't be substantiated or accessed, works on his Christopher Walken impression, talks about his new graphic novel FAYM and the new album coming out in the next few months, how …

Bob talks about the 70's, Ted Nugent, How to love more and presents the songs VALENTINE'S DAY, FANG MARKS, ALL OVER AGAIN, PINEAPPLE MIND, HANDGRENADES, THE UNDERTAKER, DEEP GUURRRLLL and COOL BOY.על ידי Bob Schneider

On this episode of Bob Schneider's Song Club Bob talks about his newfound love of soccer and presents the songs: ON A TRAIN TO SOMEWHERE AWESOME, BYE, THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT, TINY MILLION STARS, BREAKING THE SURFACE, GET IT ON, THE EFFECT, EVERYTHING'S COOL and AUSTIN FC FIGHT SONGS.על ידי Bob Schneider

After taking a month off Bob does a two for one and talks about reading his daughter Hansel and Gretel, Writing songs and presents the songs BURGER KING IN ROME, NEVER IN BARCELONA, ARTURIA SOFTWARE CENTER, ONION MARINA, BACK IN ARIZONA, MOUNT GRAVY, THE MUMMY, I LIKE THE LADIES, WAYNE, BOTTLE WHALE, BRINGDOWN (the original demo), THE MODEL, and ME…

In this episode Bob talks about Comanches and the Texas settlers, air conditioning, Artists being artists and doing what they want, an Iggy Pop poster he saw in college, talks about the lottery, and introduces the following songs: CALL ME SUPERMAN, A LITTLE LESS BLUE, SQUID GAMES, HOW TO KISS A MAN, LIKE LIGHTNING, HOT BUTTON, MRS. SERIOUS BUSINESS…

In this episode Bob talks about being retired, naming a stadium after himself, taking the Mentos people to court because of TM problems, New Zealand tax stuff, writing a song with my daughter, does his best Casey Kasem impression and fails, Hellfire and damnation (sp?) and finding God, gets a call from his mom telling him his Aunt passed away, and …

This month Bob talks about how great the podcast is, hanging out with Gene Simmons, how to write a song well, wears Elvis style shades, and presents the songs GENE SIMMONS HAS A CHANGE OF HEART, ROLLS ROYCES, SONS OF RALPH, SONG ABOUT LOVE, SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER and GOT IT.על ידי Bob Schneider

Bob talks about his hair, how rhyming something doesn't necessarily make it good, explains the difference between the meat and the bones, why you should keep a live crow in your jacket, some other stuff as well, all while keeping it super current and presents the songs THE GOOD TIMES, OK, THE SAME THING, HELLO TO THE RAIN, HIGH, HOW HIGH THE WATER …

Bob talks about being grateful for the musicians he gets to make music with, compares himself to Andy Warhol, building your own smart phone, compares writing songs to a blind squirrel collecting nuts, picks his favorite ways to die, the new Tony Hawk documentary, let's his audience in on some of his recording secrets and presents the songs MY FAVOR…

Bob Schneider talks about Paul Simon's legs, warns EMINEM not to rap battle him, complains about his computer not working properly, how authentic his Australian accent is and presents the songs THE MONSTER WITH A THOUSAND FINGERS, SLEEP AT NIGHT, PROMISES PROMISES, I HAD TO LAUGH, COMING MY WAY DIRTY FEELING, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT and EVERYTHING YOU…

In this episode, Bob talks about using the B word, dating 'Austin-The City', 'Gone With The Wind', the public library. 'Pumping P', pooping in peace, how to pronounce 'Meghan Thee Stallion, and presents the songs DOCTOR STRANGE, DR PEPPER, GODDESS, HERE AND THERE, HOLDING THE HORSES, KILLING MYSELF, THE PROBLEM WITH MEETING NEW PEOPLE and SPRAY TAN…

In this gripping installment of the Song Club Bob recalls some old titty bar stories, trying to date a nymphomaniac, can't come up with Ted Turner's name, billionaire's foot care, talks about getting covid while vaccinated, buying a map of the future back in the 90's, rolling dice at the craps table and presents the songs: NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THE…

Bob talks about Bob Ross' hair, calls himself 'daddy', taking off your shirt at the office, having people come over and stay too long, talks about bringing a machete to class as a substitute teacher, and presents the songs BITCH YOU'RE THE BOMB, COME AWAY WITH ME, BLACK RAINBOW, WAIT FOR ME, HAPPY FACE, HOP ON THE WORLD, I MAY I MAY NOT and I HAVE …

In this fun-filled episode Bob talks about not being able to spell names like Johnson, and that there's only one way to spell Schneider, discusses writing a song with Max Frost, talks about his first few bands The Warriors, Bitter Lemon and The Crying Dimes, how an upright piano is a hard instrument to travel with, getting off the beaten song writi…

Bob talks about getting the goods out, christian and country music, plays his international musical instruments, tells you how to write great songs the easy and fast and fun way and presents the songs: SWEET BOMB BAE, BABY BOY, NORMAN MACDONALD (SUPERNERD), GROUND OUT, BROOKLYN, THE DAY THE DEVIL DIED, BROKE DICK and ELECTROCUTED BY THE SUN…

On this months podcast Bob talks about getting 100 million subscribers and how his life would be so much better, why Aquaman sucks and how, with some of his creative 'juices' it could be so much better and introduces the world to his songs HOT GIRL GOT THE BLUES, HIGH ON YOU, CHINESE LADY, METHANIA, JACK'S HANDSOME FORTUNE, HOW HIGH WE ARE TONIGHT,…

On this episode Bob talks about his process of writing songs and why it's better than Taylor Swift's way of writing songs, complains about the noise the neighbors are making, explains chiggers, being a real man, as well as introducing the songs THE HIGHWAY, THIS OR THAT, BACK IN THE GAME, ALL WE HAVE TO GIVE, 8 DAY CLOCK, BEFORE THE WAR WAS WON, BE…

Bob talks about how to pronounce the word 'computer', rocking rhymes that are right on time, speaks a little fluent Italian, seeing the movie 'Jaws' when he was a kid, gets deep into group therapy and introduces the songs JAWS, CHEESECAKE FACTORY BAR, VIDEOLAND, HERE COME MY BABY, HALF HERE, THE LAST AND FINAL SAD DAYS OF THE KING, HARD ROCK CHOICE…

Bob talks about the key to happiness and introduces and talks about these songs from his Patreon Song Club: FISH FINGERS, SHAKE A LITTLE BIT, HANDS, TEETH, HEY SUPERSTAR, GET READY TO ROCK, FAR OUT AT SEA and A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE WORLD.Watch the full episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/eGgJeBDFXRo…

In this month's podcast Bob throws shade on the Phoenix airport, tells a story about a woman who thought he was an alien, mentions Deichkind being his favorite band and crushing on them, talks about milk pasteurization and how it's a metaphor for his studio records, how he doesn't like titty bars and presents the following songs: THE CAPTAIN, I WAS…

Bob uses the word 'son' over and over again. Does the podcast over and over until he gets it right, gives advice to Matthew David McConaughey, mentions Kurt Vile, talks about all the guests he has on the show, does an English Accent, shares stories from 'SNOVID', talks about the 'lazy whistle', 'Different Strokes', and presents the songs HOLLYWOOD,…

In this episode Bob compares himself to Usain Bolt, talks about writing one of the longest songs ever written, explains how the words 'left' and 'right' are written, tears back the curtain and let's you see how the sausage gets made and a bunch of other crap and introduces you to the songs COPS AND ROBBERS, ANXIETY ATTACK, CONSTELLATION, WORD BORN,…

In this podcast Bob talks about his new album, 'IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER' that is coming out soon. How it was made and what inspired some of the songs. The songs he introduces are, BOYS YOU LIKE, I LOVE THIS LIFE, JOEY'S SONG, LORD OF THE FLIES, I'M A MAN, IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER, SMALL DREAMS, THE WORLD TURNS…

Bob let's everyone know what good art is, forgo's cars forever, how his mom has Covid, talks about getting greychin, talks about how good looking Will Smith is, attending a German Catholic school, the size of the Lord's penis and Bob introduces you to the songs, THE LABEL OF THE LORD, BE THE LIGHT, EVERYTHING IS SUPER EASY, BANG BANG BOOM, GAME OVE…

On the newest podcast Bob talks about getting beaten to death by Taylor Swifts fans, Do-over Mother Fo's, Gisele Bündchen, starting a cult, pronouncing words like tetherball correctly, Prince while he smokes a pipe. He also presents the songs, THE FUTURE, NEW COUNTRY, SPACE TRANCE, MY WONDERWALL, ZOMBIE SUPERMAN, ONE ROAD TO HEAVEN, VENTILATION and…

Bob talks about being a master of the Chinese flute and makes a surprise announcement about the upcoming 2021 Super Bowl, he also talks about 'Ringing the Love Bell' and introduces this month's song club songs: HAPPY ENDINGS, GOOD LUCK, BEING JUST FINE, GRAND CHAMPION OF EVERYTHING, WALKING IN THE LIGHT, THE WRATH OF KHAN, GREG THE GANGSTER and RUN…

Bob talks about 'haters', 'inviting everybody to your brain when you're writing a song', Elon Musk and other interesting stuff and introduces the following songs: CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, ZOMBIE SURFERS ON MARS, GLASS HOUSES, NO MONEY, NO PROBLEMS, THAT OLD FRONT DOOR, THE REST OF THE WORLD, TUTAONA, and THE MOTHER/DAUGHTER/HOLY GHOST.Watch the full e…

Bob Talks about 'not being a dick,' 'how smooth his voice is,' 'liam neeson', 'Les Mis,' as well as introduces the songs: THE DESTROYER, CRYBABY, KISS ME BABY, A HARD THING TO DO, BETWEEN CONCERNS, COMING AND GOING, BLIND SPOT and LANA DEL RAY.Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/94cPHJDcQsk…

Bob talks about Justin Bieber, having a bad brain, and not caring much anymore about mostly everything. He also introduces the songs, AIR SUPPLY, BY AND BY, GOD IS REAL, MAMA KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR BOY, THE AFTERGLOW, SHOT FROM THE TOP, SET YOURSELF FREE and SEVEN HOURS OF TERROR. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/eQvk5SxfEcc…

Bob talks about being knocked unconscious onstage, how great he is at making podcasts and other foolishness. He also introduces BLOWING UP THE SPOT WITH MY BEATZ, BURN, DANG, DIAMOND TIME, MAHALIA, SHRUUTI PALOOTI, YOU GOT ME WHERE YOU WANT ME and YOUR COMPANY.Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/xMROjPT7Cww…