You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge The Child. The people are real, the cases are fake, the rulings are pretend. This is Judge Child. For the prosecution, Simeon will bring 3 charges against Disney Lorcana. For the defence, David will back the game and its designers. We have not reached out to Disney or Ravensburger for comment, because t…

Join the crew as they discuss how the community can provide a fun gaming environment despite card availability problems. We review the best commons and uncommon cards to play in your "Poorcana" decks and answer listener questions. David rants about component quality and Simeon wonders if all Disney Villains are played by Brits. We Don't Talk About …

Just days away from the launch of Lorcana's second chapter, The Rise of The Floodborn, the crew sit down to discuss the cards they're looking forward to playing. The Child tells us about Flynn Rider's smoulder, Simeon tries to convince you to play a literal rock in your deck, and David has some group hug (or group slug) strategies. We Don't Talk Ab…

The crew collect their top strategy tips for Lorcana deckbuilding, play, and enjoyment of the game. David talks card draw and consistency, Simeon gives us his advice on better ways of thinking about the game, and the Child advises on win conditions. We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We love to re…

The Crew are excited to evaluate the newly spoiled Rise of the Floodborn cards. David arrives to record with gifts. Simeon shows off his language skills, and the Child tries his hand at rules lawyering. We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We love to receive feedback, questions, games and general po…

Hey! Season One was a lot of fun, but might not be relevant if you're just getting into Lorcana after it's launch in 2023. By all means go back and listen to our goofs, but we think the start of Season Two is the best place to jump into the podcast. We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We love to re…

Lorcana has launched, and the We Don't Talk About Uno crew return to talk about the opening weekend of the game. Simeon goes undefeated at the starter deck tournament, David invites a new guest onto the podcast, and the Child reviews each starter deck. In this podcast we discuss the following articles: https://www.thegamer.com/every-question-answer…

The crew give their take on card evaluation strategies and pick their choices for BEST card to date. Simeon complains about listener feedback, David attempts an American accent, and the Child plays at an LGS for the first time ever. In this episode we discuss the following Illumiteers video: https://youtu.be/2AwHbpnycZw We Don't Talk About Uno is a…

David is back from UKGE with news of how the game plays, Simeon decides that it's probably best to have a law degree if you have opinions on court cases, and the Child gives us his verdict on Pokemon TCG Live. This episode references an article Simeon wrote here: https://medium.com/lorcana/i-dont-want-to-play-disney-lorcana-until-i-can-get-my-hands…

David is joined by Verity and Sam at the UK Games Expo 2023 in this bonus mini-episode. They play the game for the first time and talk about their experiences. We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made, audio-first podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We love to receive feedback, questions, games and general positivity at @lorcanapodcast (t…

The crew give their take on the recently revealed gameplay and discuss their favourite spoiled cards. The Child has just got back from Disneyland, Simeon talks too much about KeyForge, and David explains his excitement for the Broom-Meta. In this episode we discuss the following article from last October: https://medium.com/lorcana/what-is-the-lore…

In this episode, David drink sleepy-time tea, Simeon proves he is just an old man yelling at clouds, and The Child shares a Disney-themed game. The crew discusses recent news articles, newly-revealed cards, and the mechanics they imply. For this episode, we partnered with Magic Madhouse. Visit their site to read David's most recent article: https:/…

Artem from Lorcania.com joins the crew for some very special revelations about the Hades side of the Lorcana Gift Set. David dreams about Ryan Miller's Caravan, Simeon tries to explain the Aurora card while sleep-deprived and the child reads out villainous quotes. Check out Artem’s amazing work at Lorcania.com or find him on twitter: https://twitte…

We discuss the recent press release announcing the Lorcana product line-up at launch. David commits to buying all the things, Simeon ask strangers on the internet for a free holiday, and the Child takes over as executive producer of the end-of-episode game. We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We lo…

We start the year by discussing the newly spoiled cards from Ravensburger. Simeon recaps the story so far, David brings a gift of a Brave Little Tailor card, and the Child finds out which Gravity Falls character he's most like. We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We love to receive feedback, questi…

A special bonus mini-episode where we explore David's new Disney-Themed Magic: The Gathering Commander deck with Dumbo and Giselle at the helm. Here's a link to the deck: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/ZyuEph4jx0evXorr8zXmjQ We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We love to receive feedback, questions…

It's been a while! Now recovered from illness and with a new laptop after the other one died, the crew are back to talk about the REAL ACTUAL new details about Disney's Lorcana TCG. David tries to start a beef with Ravensburger staff, The Child has designed his own card game featuring the sun and God as playable characters, and Simeon has a rhyming…

The Child hijacks the intro, David and Simeon talk about Kohdok's Seven Deadly Sins of TCG Design and how they could apply to Lorcana, we answer a question from Twitter, and the tables are turned during the end-of-episode quiz. We Don't Talk About Uno is a podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We love to receive feedback, questions, game…

In this episode, we try to guess the rules to Lorcana before they've been announced, the child tells us exactly how many cards will be in a deck, we answer a listener question on combos and non-bos, and play a game sent in by another listener. (Card images can be found on the following Board Game Geek thread: https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/293146…

David has a public apology to make, The Child tells us what he'd do with cash equivalent of the current Lorcana collection, and Simeon tries to stay non-judgemental while talking about Trading Card Game prices. Please note, as we state in this episode, while we discuss a lot about the collectibles market, we're no experts and this episode is entert…

The crew is joined by die-hard Disney fan Rebecca to talk about the game characters we've already seen, and the world they'll be inhabiting. Also The Child returns to explain why Phineas and Ferb need separate cards, and we break down Trading Card Jargon with someone who's never played a TCG. We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made podcast about Lorc…

We introduce the game and why we're excited for it. Simeon interviews an 8-year-old about their opinions on the game, and David hates the quiz that's been prepared for him. We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan production for anyone excited about the forthcoming Disney Lorcana Trading Card Game. We don't just want to talk to people who already love Trad…