Much like cross-country snooker, it's been a long break, but here we are! We've battled depression and terrible NHS waiting times, and emerged only slightly scathed, and ready to hoot noise into your earholes for almost an hjour and a half. Hooray!This week: Rollercoasters, fear of heights, a birthday, freeze-dried hotdogs, and a cat as what doesn'…

Ohhhhhh yeah. Are YOU the king of the swingers? Good for you. None of my business.In this episode we discuss passive-aggressive Bop-Its, enjoy a round of American Thesaurus Quiz, Cat attempts a cryptic crossword clue, and, finally, Guy and Cat land upon a potentially life-changing discovery.NOW. Here's a thing. When you're exactly 56 minutes in, pa…

Aye up, me ducks. It's another episode of everyone's favourite Garfield podcast! This issue we relitigate cheesemouth, once again call for siezing the means of production, and enjoy an extended digression regarding Guy's lived experience as a deep-sea fisherman. Then, in a shocking turn of events, we discuss a Garfield comic of load-bearing canonic…

Episode 91! Can you even imagine?! I don't need to, because I LIVED it. And you can too! Vicariously! With a dog collar and everything!In this episode we explore the logistsics of a new office cleaning venture, Yuna the Kitten appears and purrs into the microphone, hotdog water wine is considered, and a Garfield is taken to a vet. Podcasts, baby, A…

We have faced parents, food poisoning, and a trip to Sheen, and we've lived to tell the tale. It's another episode of a very sensible Garfield podcast, and once again we urge our listeners to sieze the means of prodction, workshop how to use a Frankenstein in order to run an insurance scam, and very briefly lament the death of the inventor of popta…

Rowing? Solved it. Sports encouragement? Done. Chimpanzee bus conductors? Don't even worry about it, we've got it covered. Well. Obviously DO worry if there is a chimpanzee bus conductor, that would be terrible, I mean "don't even worry about it" in a "we're discussing it so you dont't have to" kind of way. We also talk about Guy's terrible underwe…

Two months! Nearly two months! Hello beloved listeners, we're back! We've fought illness, dissertations, another illness, a Christmas, Wales, and Getting a Kitten, and we've lived to tell the tale!That's right. It's time for another hour-long, in-depth Garfield review podcast episode! In this week's episode we talk about cars (not like that), cats …

Ahh yeah, that's right; it's podcast time, you funky hunkers. In today's Garfield review podcast, we discuss the dissapointing lore-first approach of Ghostbusters Afterlife, the fundamental goodness of humanity, and explore a deep-dive of a horse. Also there's a cat that likes lasagna - can you even imagine such a thing???https://www.gocomics.com/g…

Oh goodness it has been a while, hasn't it? Hello folks! We're back on our bullshit after a couple of months of repeated breakdowns and generally bad body and brain times. Sozcopters. Still, we're here now.In this episode we rank Christmas treats, Guy gets raked over the coals for Being Weird, and Cat starts her Transformers youtube channel.Quick c…

Recording half an episode then another episode straight after? What madness is this? THIS madness is what this is! Today we talk about the logistical difficulties of making a Wotsit from scratch, Catherine develops a tshirt idea, and we discuss the benefits of being a stubborn git in the face of attempted social engineering. We also talk about siez…

Well this is a strange one. A big old chat about neurodivergence (quelle surprise) interrupted by a "short break" because Cat had a meeting to attend. Then...SEVERAL DAYS PASS. We completely lose our line of thought (of course) and Cat is incandescent with rage at the comments because we recorded the rest before she'd had breakfast. Also, at the ve…

Ahh yeah. This week we talk about Bad Bowel Movements, Cryptic Crossword classes, divining meaning from a text, and then have an extended discussion about where personal responsibility falls in a world where The Algorithm is so powerful. We also take a SUDDEN BREAK about 50 minutes in, then return and argue for a solid 45 minutes about when and how…

Here we go again! An episode of a Garfield review podcast. This week's comic is actually about a third charming, which makes a delightful change.In this episode we discuss mushroom favourites, Guy briefly does an impression of Ancient Greek warriors (not a good one), and yet more Neurodivergence Chat. Ticking ALL the boxes you'd expect from a Garfi…

Oh yeah, it's this again. Your weekly dose of HIGH CULTURE and ROBUST THINKS. In this episode, Guy does a pitch-perfect impression of Immortan Joe, a game of charades is played, and Cat and Guy discuss whether trousers can be found near fire engines, and whether using the pole really is more efficient than just walking to a room. Spoiler warning: I…

In which we discuss the worst foods to eat as if they were an ice-cream, Guy tells us his experience of being on the picket lines for the first time, Consequences are explored, and Cat can't quite work out why Guy doesn't want to watch her fight a stranger. There's also a Garfield comic, which we actually rather enjoy.https://www.gocomics.com/garfi…

We did it! We recorded an episode! Oh boy it's been a hot minute, but we're now PRIMED AND READY to avoid talking about Garfield for upwards of an hour! In this episode we discuss theme parks, how to do a good Igor voice, and spend a surprising amount of time workshopping a commercial for bum medicine for Draculas. September 05, 1978https://www.goc…

September 04, 1978Oh it's been a while! Hello! Here we are again, this time with added audio issues! I very much hope this sounds tolerable, and we do welcome your feedback, but the thing is, my microphone went Bonk so we're kinda winging it at the minute. Anyway. In this episode, Guy comes out of the gate at full speed, much to Catherine's chagrin…

September 03, 1978, https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/03Do we need to end the podcast now? Guy and Cat have more clown school thoughts, Guy's "unique" sense of humour is shown to fail in real time, and a warm cat cosplays as his owner. If you want a Garfield podcast that's significantly more about clown school than Garfield, you've some to …

September 02, 1978.Guy has spent a week undergoing one of the most psychologically-draining experiences of his life and so, in this episode, we talk about it a bit. Can Catherine consider the concept of a "well-respected" clown without bursting out laughing? How do you learn to fail when you've avoided it your entire life? Where are the weighing sc…

September 01, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/01Episode 75! We're into a whole new month! September! And what joys await us? An absolute nothing of a strip, is what.This episode is a review of Altron Towers, further thoughts on clown school, and what is basically an extended therapy session as Guy confesses that he fakes his screams o…

August 31, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/31Episode 74! The return of Poomp! That's what we should have called it tbh. We discuss crisps and the sizes thereof, the difficulty in sharing something you love with someONE you love, and Guy briefly realises that he might be producing a listenable podcast with his wife. Imagine.Also, yes, …

August 30, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/30Oh good. Another Garfield comic about being on a diet. At least Sisyphus got to look at a cool rock.In this episode we discuss LARP snowball fights, design our dream motorway service station, and Guy attempts to ingratiate himself with an ironmonger.…

August 29, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/29Here we go! This episode skates around diet talk briefly, because it's Garfield, and so occasionally the comic is predictably "the cat is large and I wish him less so", so if that's not your cup of tea, the first and last five minutes or so can be skipped, I reckon. Like, we don't go into d…

August 28, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/28Guy's changing room misadventures, Dark Souls circus art, and bird ranking. In this episode, Guy and Cat are once again weirdly into a drawing of Garfield. This is not a pattern that bodes well. Also we talk about this episode of TechMoan, which is worth a watch: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

August 27, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/27We actually took two goes at this, because we started the first one off discussing A Dread Aspect of the comic and it dealt such intense psychic damage that we had to bin off 20 minutes of hot nonsense and start again after a stretch and a cup of tea. In this episode of the Garfield review …

August 26, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/26Merry sexnumber, everybody. It's the 69th episode of the show, and as a result things get PRETTY HOT AND HEAVY. Well. They don't, really. Though we do talk about woodland pornography, enhancing jazz mags with some nice facts about nature, and hiding a scotch egg amongst a dried flower arran…

August 25, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/25Cor there's a lot going on in this one. Crawdad boils, valuing one's art, using fine motor control to twitch your butthole for sculpting purposes. You name it. And that's before we even get to the mysteriously beguiling Garfield that absolutely captures Guy's attention.Named wossnames/menti…

August 24, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/24How would YOU trick Alan Sugar? Were the dinosaur bones actual bones? What if YOUR bones glowed in the dark? Has Allo Allo permanently damaged this country's psyche? Why did Guy need a folder for his X-Factor magazine? All of these questions and more are answered in this perfectly reasonabl…

August 23, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/23We're back! The first episode of the new year! A discussion on chocolates rapidly becomes an exploration of societal conventions and neurodivergence (to no one's surprise), Guy risks cancellation by asking Cat to say "let me finish" slightly differently, traditional 70s muffs are briefly to…

August 22, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/22Crumbly Mustards, Garfs and Odes, what did Father Lasagna bring YOU this year? I have no idea where I'm going with this and now it's time to stop.Here is episode 65! Festive cheer! Cat bodying Guy in a whole new way! Immersive robin distraction simulation! A different Die Hard conversation …

August 21, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/21Once again, two people who really should no better sit on opposite sides of a microphone and let sounds tumble out until nothing is left. This episode covers the poor programming choices displayed in the discordant pairing of Fraiser and Bulldog's radio shows, Catherine's deep-seated fear o…

August 20, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/20What is the best goose? Where does Cat's dad work and what is his job? (it's not what you think!) Who has opinions, should they have them, and how do we determine the difference? Additionally, Cat aims to annoy every nerd listening with her Cake Is A Lie Reckon. Finally, a Cat is discussed,…

August 19, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/19Once more into the garfield, folks. Once more. 62 episodes! That's a silly amount! And the cat STILL dislikes the dog! The worst thing is, one of us rather likes this strip. Is it actually any good, or have we just been ground down? Also, what was our wedding like, do cheeses posess rotatio…

August 18, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/18Oh Garfield, you naughty cat. You don't like the dog and so you tried to put a murder on him with a big bone.This week we talk about Uri Geller, why Cat would be a terrible magician's assistant, and where ghosts come from, we reckon. Guy also briefly gets some ointment out of a tube and put…

August 17, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/17Episode 60! Six-tee! That's so many! Good grief! To celebrate the occasion, there is some Intermittent Drilling, though luckily it doesn't sound too bad. Today we talk about tropical holidays, the anxieties of trying to speak a foreign language, The Bin Men, what Guy's dad meant by "Venice"…

August 16, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/16Episode 59 is here! We talk about satire, integrity, and how different the olympic hurdles would be if every athlete had a remote-controlled buttplug up in them that was controlled by one of the opposing teams. You know, like you would expect from a Garfield podcast?…

August 15, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/15Episode 58 is here! Some slime toy digressions, Guy's tragic realisation that he wouldn't be that much use at a sex party, more of the inevitable neurotypical v neurodivergent chat, Sondheim slander, new microphone settings, and a Garfield strip that Catherine genuinely hates. This truly is…

August 14, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/14As I type this I am honestly not sure whether this recording worked. This is very exciting to me. This episode is a SpOOooOOkkYY Halloween spectacular! Unless you're a patreon backer in which case this episode is just an episode with lots of slightly-too-early remarks about scary things. In…

August 13, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/13 Once again, we go all round the houses. In this episode, Guy approaches the point of seriously enraging Cat by insisting that this is a Poptarts podcast, the concept of irritating compound swears is briefly raised before never being actually discussed, and there is an extended discussion a…

August 12, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/12Here we are again! In this episode Cat and Guy discuss how landscapes can become re-haunted through communal art, the transformative and democratising powers of shitposts on corporate intellectual properties, whether Ronald McDonald was a man or a Clown, and the dangers of accidentally will…

August 11, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/11Honestly, there were many things that I wanted to touch on in this episode, and predictably not a single gosh darn thing was discussed. There was the briefest bit of Bigfoot chat, but honestly not enough to satiate. In this episode we talk about artistic integrity, the nature of criticism, …

August 10, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/10Fifty three episodes in, and what have we learned? Nothing, if I have anything to say about it. This weeks episode covers Guy and Cat being formlessly mardy, Guy's treatment for a Muppets Bond movie, the value and purpose of a Batman, the concept of "Uncle Jokes", and Cat needing to go to h…

August 09, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/09Episode 52! A whole calendar year (if you listen to one episode per week) of Garfield review podcasting! If only my teachers who said I'd never amount to anything could see me now. I'm sure they'd be delighted to be proven correct in ways they'd never imagined. This episode discusses Why Do…

August 08, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/08Episode 51 and it's Cat's minus sixth birthday. As with all August 8ths, something terrible is brought into the world. In this episode, a new game of fruits and colours is played, point-and-click adventure games are ruminated upon, the Flintstones movie is danced around, and the comic sees …

August 07, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/07Episode 50! Bloody hell! Fifty whole episodes, and we celebrate by...having Catherine slander Guy about his taste in food. If you're not a fan of food discussion, skip to about 40m to avoid the majority of it.In this episode we also cover: A dog stealing a slice of cake, briefly touch on th…

August 06, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/06Oooh it's a long one today, and Guy has had too much coffee. This is a podcast about homilies, the inherent absurdity of existence (again), what a square number is, and also the brieftest of forays into what exactly constitutes a shitpost vs a troll. We also read a letter from a listener, a…

August 05, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/05In which the concept of content is discussed at great length, Catherine leaves Guy alone to read hobo slang, many interruptions are suffered, and Jon Arbuckle looks off his blimmin' rocker. I quite like this episode, you know?על ידי I Don't Like Mondays

August 04, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/04In this episode, we invent an imaginary improv troupe to get mad at, Guy reveals the agony of being jeered at by tree children, the bin men come, and we discuss the concept of moving Grange Hill to a submarine. Also, at last, Garfield is discussed.Sorry for the delay in this episode! There …

August 03, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/03A shocking revelation regarding the introduction of the show. An extended and sincere conversation about media literacy. Catherine's increasing belligerence. 3d sausage fighting games. Shaving foam. A grown woman crying with laughter because of a grape. All this and more in the most obvious…

August 02, 1978https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/02Forty five episodes. That's so many. And yet here we are, Garfield persists. Older than us and as changeable and unchanging as the seas. He will be here long after we're gone. I hadn't really considered that before I started typing this and now I feel funny. The existential breakdowns usual…