Santa has visited us and filled our stockings! Sadly, he gave us coal only because we're such naughty boys. Luckily, we used said coal to power our "Turn Orphans Into Presents For Chris and Steve Machine"! Oops ;)על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

KA-BLAM! THE HOT CHOCOLATE HAS EXPLODED! OH DEAR GOD I HAVE MARSHMALLOW WEDGED IN MY ABDOMEN! SO MUCH BLOODעל ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

We try "regular" American Candy that have a "twist" on it AKA something we've never seen before! Just like A STABLE DEMOCRACY AM I RIGHT?!על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

Chips that are unique? What's next, popcorn that does your taxes?! I don't know man I'm tiredעל ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

Candy Bars from over the seas! D'ya think they were made by pirates? That's the only reference I have for the seas.על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

Chris and Steve try sodas that have been sitting in Chris' fridge for a year. Yum?על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

More Advent Calendars + Chris and Steve = More slight chuckles from you! How's that for some advanced math? Oh... a simple addition equation isn't advanced math? Then what did I pay Steve Leichman's Totally Legit Online College Courses $5,000 for?! Skyrim Advent Calendar VS Dungeons & Dragons Advent Calendar…

Our tradition of opening gifts for each other continues! You know what would be the best gift you could give us? Pretending like you didn't notice that we re-used 2021's intro because we forgot to record a new one for this year :(על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

Let's all be thankful that Chris and Steve finally answer the age old question: Who's hotter, Mario or Sonic? Well, it depends on if you're a furry or not. Find out who is by tuning in!על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

Chris and Steve are randomly back to clean out Chris' fridge of the weird drinks and snacks he's been stockpiling for the boys to eat! Please use your time machines to procure the same snacks and follow along!על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

Chris and Steve buy each other gifts and open them on mic as this special holiday episode tradition continues! As a gift to you all this year, I have decided not to make a shitty joke in the episode description!

How about a cookie flavored candy cane that removes everything everyone likes about cookies! How about it? Hm? Oh they're gone

What's holiday popcorn you ask? I dunno just shovel some cereal in there and call it a fuckin' day.

Gross! A Mountain Dew that tastes like gingerbread and also tastes exactly what you think Mountain Dew with gingerbread would taste like and you hope it would be good but it's not good? Gross!

Please ignore the repeated thwack-ing, downstairs neighbors! Chris and Steve are just opening a Terry's Chocolate Orange! No, please don't call the cops... ah shit we're in jail again

Chris and Steve crack open some (AMERICANIZED) Kinder Eggs! You know, that classic Christmas candy? And, NO, they're not for Easter just because they're eggs, you holiday racist!

I know you got excited that there would be smooches in this episode, but it's just a bunch of holiday flavored Hershey's Kisses. What a rip.

Our tradition of farting out two episodes a year continues with another Advent Calendar showdown! Listen as Chris and Steve duel each other with two new advent calendars AND a bonus third advent calendar!?? HUH??? I hope there will be loud chewing into the mic! Mini Brands Advent Calendar VS Roblox Advent Calendar PLUS a Sugarfina Candy Advent Cale…

The boys and girl eat some sticks made of meat! Various meats! Weird meats! Tune in and hear what they think! Meat!על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

We're back back! ANOTHER new episode within a week?!? I know, we're going to have to take 2 years off after this flurry of activity! Chris and Steve keep their tradition alive even in a pandemic and buy each other some cute gifts. Listen to them open them!על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

We're back! With our first full sized episode in almost a year! Yup, it took Chris and Steve that long to figure out how to record remotely. Anyways, we're back with a couple of holiday themed episodes to end out the year! I hope you enjoy as much as Chris enjoys having Coronavirus (SPOILERS) Reviews this episode: FRIENDS Advent Calendar VS LOL Sur…

We're back! Kinda! Not really? But, yeah. Chris and Steve are "back" with a mini-episode announcing their new channel, The Streamviewniverse! I bet you didn't know Chris and Steve had a video game YouTube channel for the last 4 months, did you? Well, why would you when they've never advertised it?! They actually have almost 100 quality videos uploa…

Chris and Steve pop in quickly for an update regarding The Reviewniverse's release schedule and the upcoming season 2! TLDL: - The Reviewniverse will be taking an off-season break to recharge - The boys are working on season 2, will be releasing soon - New season will be moving to a bi-weekly format - More news will be coming soon!…

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על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

In this episode, Chris and Steve reprise one of the "all time great" episodes, Advent Calendars! Maybe this year, Steve will be awakened in the same manner he was last year when he discovered Paw Patrol. But hopefully not with the Ryan's World calendar. Ew. Reviews This Episode: Fortnite Advent Calendar VS Ryan's World Advent Calendar…

In this episode, Chris and Steve have their hearts all a flutter because they're watching holiday specials! And everyone knows holiday specials cause heart palpitations. Please consult a Reviewniverse before watching holiday specials. Holiday specials are only to be taken while Chris and Steve-ing. Reviews This Episode: 12 Worst Holiday Specials + …

In this episode, "the gang" (still using it) goes to Magic Kingdom AND Hollywood Studios! Too much content for one episode, you say? Well, you'd be right! But splitting this into 4 episode would just be overkill! Plus, Jean's contract would have to have us pay her overtime, and as you know, The Reviewniverse gets paid in Huggies 50% coupons, so... …

In this episode, "the gang" (as they'll henceforth be known) goes to Epcot! And not just any Epcot, but the Epcot where there's more booze and food than normal! Needless to say, Steve gets too drunk and vomits on a bunch of children. Classic Steve. (?) Reviews This Episode: EPCOT & Food and Wine Festival…

In this very special episode, Chris and Steve are joined once again by Jean Burr, but this time to talk about something a little more near and dear to her heart: Disney World. That's right, The Reviewniverse went to Disney World and you get to hear about it for the next 3 weeks! Just like that annoying person at the office who you're simultaneously…

In this episode, Chris is finally back in the spotlight, for his 2nd birthday episode! Usually Steve is the one who's talking the most and making the decisions in each episode, but this week it's all about Chris! Steve will have to take the backseat as he- [SARCASM METER EXPLODES] Reviews This Episode: Taco Bell Value Menu Babe: Pig in the City (19…

In this episode, the Re-BOO-niverse comes to a close as Chris and Steve get tricked, they get treated, and they get OR-ed. Oared. A sea captain will hit us with an oar! YARRR, matey! My oar just bonked you on your booty! I'm trying this new pirate character, please let me know what you think. Reviews This Episode: Candyman (1992) Year Old Halloween…

In this episode, Steve and Chris are joined by Sterling Martin, who has a lot of High Strangeness to go through! High Strangness is a quality of being strange and applies to UFO's, ghosts, cryptids, and- wait you know what I just realized? This episode has the longest title we've ever done! CONGRATULATIONS, STERLING! A copy of "The Very Hungry Cate…

In this episode, Chris and Steve sell their souls! Chris sold his for eternal wealth and fame. Steve sold his for a $40 steak because he was hungry that one time. So, yeah, that sums them up pretty well! Reviews This Episode: Souls Games Soul Man (1986)על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

In this scawwy episode, everybody's 8th favorite Reviewniverse-centric recurring theme RETURNS! That's right, the Re-BOO-niverse is back! Chris and Steve waste no time (except for the actual time they waste on the podcast itself) and jump into talking about Cults?! You BOO-tchya! Reviews This Episode: Colt 45 Malt Liquor Society (1989)…

In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve open another package sent by an amazing fan! This time, it's a box full of Alabama themed goodies sent by amazing fan Shea Jacobs! We will refrain from making an Alabama + Box joke.על ידי Christopher Mueller & Stephen Leichman

In this episode, Chris and Steve find a pile of animals and pay or neuter all of them, because it's game show time! You know that famous game show: "Who Wants to Pay or Neuter A Pile of Animals?" Man, FOX got weird in the mid 2000's. Reviews This Episode: Bizzare International Game Shows The Running Man (1987) Chris and Steve play Family Feud!…

In this cross country episode, Chris and Steve are visited by their superfan, Jarryd Urbas! He brings with him some Australian Treats, however, Chris and Steve are prepared with some Chicago Style Defense, which is to say, regular defense, but slathered in cheese and mustard and pickles and shit. Reviews This Episode Australia vs Chicago Foods…

In this episode, Steve and Chris talk about their love child for 90 minutes straight. What, you didn't know they had a love child? They have to review EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE, that includes raising a child with another man you are forced to live with. Anyways, they keep him in the cupboard and talk about different babies for this episode. Review…