Is Dan Lanning strapped?? Tennessee won (SORT OF) and Holly is here to make sure you all suffer for that Ryan has a revelation Iowa scored 40 points and that gets its own line When did YOU abandon your Red River viewing plan? If you're reading this, Ole Miss and LSU eventually stopped playing football Let's relive the latest doomed South Carolina c…

A better way to talk trash at live sporting events We have been compelled by the events of the day to talk about the New York Jets Hoodie season revelations The events of Blood Week, placed in context The games of Week 7, previewed in loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing sho…

Blood everywhere So much blood DOWN GOES #1 Alabama DOWN GOES #4 Tennessee DOWN GOES #9 Missouri DOWN GOES #10 Michigan DOWN GOES #11 USC DOWN GOES #22 Louisville DOWN GOES #25 UNLV Yep, that'll do it Follow along as we rise and fall with the third quarter of Cal-Miami, an experience which is not at all heartbreaking in retrospect, no YOU are ugly …

SHOW NOTES Hey, we've got a show today, if you're reading this today Update on the lost Arctic exploration of 1845 Snack reviews Sheep crime news Spencer gives a math quiz Games of Week 6, previewed in loving detail Shutdown Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.ja…

SHOW NOTES An ACC conspiracy, sure, that sounds plausible Ryan Williams is a creation of Wētā Workshop Edging warily into Good Rutgers Watch An auspicious day for Wildcats of several sorts Auburn losing a conference game isn’t news, but it’s nice to think about so we put it in here Turns out UNLV is fine Manny Diaz repays a debt Ashton Jeanty is ab…

This podcast does not know who is in the Pac-12 right now and won't pretend we do Jason says “China is a better idea than USF” "I’m Shaquille O’Neal, here to tell you about Moon 2" Hugh Freeze either has a bad team or is a bad coach, per Hugh Freeze Miami, get openly ignorant again Remember, the Little Brown Jug exists because of poison Washington …

SHOW NOTES Take in the end of Colorado-Baylor with us, live at the time! Is Mack Brown too old to serve?? With a quarter of the regular season in the books, it's time to play the time-honored puzzle game of "who looked like what against whom" Some truly disgusting victory stats Bobby Petrino is FED UP A survey of the mysterious astronomical object …

Cold open: "wow, this AI says you should write a check to me immediately" Spencer lays out the least-probable possible playoff bracket as of mid-September Make Syracuse #1 or we'll beat your ass Ohio State tries to beat a team, any team, with a block M logo Ryan pitches the greatest CW show ever, "Batman's Dad Dies Every Week" Holly discusses the p…

SHOW NOTES - A rules innovation only Ryan's broken brain could provide - Spencer Hall, anatomy expert and the rise of WHEELS MANNING - What South Carolina-LSU had in common with The Cheesecake Factory - WARNING Earnest discussion of Florida's hiring foibles over time WARNING - Indiana won the Rose Bowl - A funny thing happened on the way home from …

Checking in with our fellow football podcaster Tom Brady A dispatch from the Indiana car dealer wars We are opting out of ANY NEW knowledge concerning Pitt athletic department HR Mary Poppins lore, explored Jason invents the blowsaw Week 3 college football games, largely unstuck in time, previewed in loving detail Fullcast After Dark theme song arr…

SHOW NOTES Berkeley leftist Hugh Freeze: too extreme for America What's your favorite Notre Dame pants-pooping? Arkansas' thrilling comeback against Arkansas Michigan! Colorado! El Assico! Top-10 teams desperate to lose! And more! Annual refresher on Blood Week rules Spencer's weekly disgusting 1 a.m. ET concoction Fullcast After Dark theme song ar…

Holly has some apologizing to do Spencer crashes the show faster than usual DJ U brings it back (to Clemson) Florida State shines in a double spotlight! Unfortunately, that shine is barf That time God knew ball through Jason Exciting developments on the Podcast Business segment Week 2, previewed Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed…

SHOW NOTES A sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt football Checking in with the Cancun Cooler A stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting Cute The emerging medical field of touchdown poisoning Dangerously erotic levels of Iowa Pickle argument Learn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six …

Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this week Dee-yawn? Eat shit, Ron SCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIME Who said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland" This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-li…

JIMBO FISHER BACK? NC STATE EXPANDING MATHEMATICS? BRIAN FERENTZ VINDICATED? KIRK HERBSTREIT WEIGHING IN ON THE COMMERCE CLAUSE? CAN THE MIND CONCEIVE OF "AVERAGE COLORADO?" THE RETURN OF MICHIGAN STATE HITLER???? Please let us do a live show in the Pittsburgh Airport This week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn Pryor Follow Jason's work …

The Fullcast Lunch-n-Learn returns for our preseaon level-set pivoting circleback It's our annual playoff picks episode! If you'd like to skip to the end, you can view the context-free results on Instagram Jason takes on Marvel Snap challengers live on air from the comments A fractious edition of Podcast Business Ryan beats everyone at his own game…

Cybertrucks, againRyan takes a large and unwarranted swing at the Taz communityThe prospect of a ball-knowing Vice President is consideredStay tuned for more content on the Utah JazzPodcast Business fails to launchBall-talking vice presidents throughout history, discussedA perilous game of baseball trivia is playedWhich presidential candidate would…