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Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Every other Tuesday, join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista to worship the Story! Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh. Then bask in the Story—handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you! TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Prod ...
 
Hey there! My name is Her excellency Naeme. I heartily welcome you to TMBTP. This podcast is an arm of Naeme global,a facebook community which is being established to: Help individuals value themselves and have a positive mindset towards relationships. To help as many that have been wounded,hurt and trying to give up on life and love, never to give up, because the best is just here. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/support
 
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Pleasure is hiding! PEEKABOO. Ohhh you have to SEEK pleasure. Search, and be warned: you will not find IT. IT will find YOU. When the Stranger appears from the alley and removes their glove, what will be waiting to tick-tick-tickle ya? A hand can be many things, even: fear itself.InvocationPsalm: More We TolerateStory: “You’re Gonna Touch My Hand”C…
 
Remember: Purkley Katzman was ground up by a bunch of gears. It was his own dang fault for not being gear-proof. Today, we share some of Purkley’s stupid, STUPID Stories, so we might remember: he got ground up by a bunch of gears.InvocationPsalm: Fuck You, PurkleyStory: “More More More More MORE Stories”Concluding PrayerCome back in two weeks and w…
 
Everybody’s working for the Story. Everybody’s working despite the Story. Everybody’s working because of the Story. The Story will strip you of meaning like a business sheds insurance coverage. InvocationPsalm: Pigs Aren’t RealStory: “Goodbye Pork Pie Hat”Concluding PrayerThe Story is back in two weeks with something fresh for you to enjoy sip sip.…
 
Welcome to our Church, our soon-to-be congregant. Are you familiar with our institution? Do you know the works of the Story? Are you looking to convert someone who the Story has so far denied? Listen to this "trailer," and perhaps enjoy the featured episodes:77. After the Attack45. It's My Right 60. They Made a Strange Love - Guest Preacher Joe Per…
 
The Story Must Be delayed a week, dear congregant. Shh, shhh, dry your eyes, child, for we put together a special treat to help you pass the time! Our faithful patrons selected their favorite chunks of our patreon exclusive podcast: the 522 Club. We have compiled them here for YOU. Listen down and CHUNK UP.Our first book of PSALMS:www.thestorymustb…
 
Here is the Story! Don’t get distracted! Not like I did at Taddy’s wedding, when the horse got loose. You see, a horse must learn every lesson with one eye then the other. Myself, I’ve always been left-eyed. Now, my uncle was right-eyed, but this was because of an incident at a barbecue with a long fork. Forks of over 5 inches in length should be c…
 
VRRRRRRROOOOOWWW here comes the plane beep beep open wide. Let the Story be your words, your every thought. Open your mouth wide, the Story’s gonna land inside VRRRREOOOOOWWWWInvocationPsalm: “Plane Peepin’”Liturgical Reading: “Immortal, Forgotten Words”Concluding PrayerOur first book of PSALMS:www.thestorymustbetold.comMerch VRRRROOOOOOOAA: https:…
 
Come to my chest, sweet TOT, and suckle at my plastic feeding port. You can tell how much I love you by how calmly I wince. Shh shh shh, if that mockingbird don't sing, papa's gonna buy you some gasoline.Guest Chaplain: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 podcast, IG: @jackthatworm)Featuring: Marcus Parks (Last Podcast on the Left, No Dogs in Space)Invocation…
 
Do you want to stand out this year? Kindly listen to this, so you can be glowing all through the year.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/supportעל ידי Chinaemerem Ogbuaku
 
We’ve been smelling fennel for weeks, and sure enough it’s because there’s MORE. Marcus caught the sniff, and Jackie too, you bet. Sniff along, and just see what ends up inside you, ya goof. Guest Preacher: Marcus Parks (Last Podcast on the Left, No Dogs in Space)Featuring: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 podcast, IG: @jackthatworm)InvocationThe Feast of …
 
We are taking a week off and sharing this recent Story so you might be fresh and PREPARED for the next two parts coming out in the new year. Marcus and Jackie will be returning for parts 2 and 3 of Good Night My Love.***When parasites fill your abdomen, take a deep breath, see your primary care provider, and ENJOY it. As a new host, try to name you…
 
Mark Twain's mummified corpse spins somewhere in a shallow grave fulla dirt n worms heh heh yeah you better BELIEVE. Chalmsberry Grib could palm Tom Sawyer like a basketball and dunk that skull until it was CHUNKS. Yeah, Chalmsberry Grib, you tricky tot, tell us: where did you come from?Hour 22 of the 522 Hour Story Fund-a-thonDonations Honest (www…
 
The Story snuck into your bedroom in the middle of the night and removed something you love. Will you notice what it took? Or will you pretend not to? It’s more comfortable to be a Story coward than a Story hero. I bet YOU could tell us allllll about that.InvocationPsalm: “Chromosome Dance”Liturgical Reading: “Fax Cover Sheet”Concluding PrayerWe ha…
 
A-Z of Marriage (P-U) .i pray that GOD will give you Peace in your home in JESUS precious name Amen --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/supportעל ידי Her Excellency Naeme
 
Want to succeed maritally? Then listen to this. It's the A-Z of marriage --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/supportעל ידי Her Excellency Naeme
 
I got an arrhythmia and it starts with an S, and ends with a TORY. YEAH. My heart beats for the STORY, thump thump. Oooh, and if you open up your ears real wide, it’ll thump in you, too, tee hee. Cro-Croa DaytimeLiturgical Reading: “The Voluntary Heart”Cro-Croa PMThump thump, congregants, we’ll thump ya again in two thumps of the week’s thump.Merch…
 
Child transformation! Spooky, scary. Boys becoming scaly, dads becoming sad. Enjoy the first Story channeled through our scabby assistant groundskeeper, Devon.The service to this glorious Story was crafted in conjunction with humble patron and VIP Story Glory Guard Congregant Dakota V! The Story’s gonna getchya, heh heh.Our Virtuous Guest Preacher:…
 
Do you know that marriage is all about going an extra mile for someone else? Want to be married? Listen to this podcast and be blessed! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/support…
 
behold what manner if love the father has given unto us. Hey,HE loves you so so much ❤❤❤❤❤--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/supportעל ידי Her Excellency Naeme
 
Shhhh, breathe in. Breathe out. Keep breathing out. Out! OUT! I did NOT say “in.” OUT.Today, we calm it down, grease it up, and relax our minds into a state of responsive, ready terror. Breathe with us—and keep them pearly winkers SHUT.Story retreatBonfireLiturgical Reading: “A Guided Meditation”Concluding RemarksIn two weeks we’ll grease you up ag…
 
You are loved, you are precious, you are amazing. Shine forth your light in JESUS precious name Amen --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/supportעל ידי Her Excellency Naeme
 
Things don't really come to us the way we so desire. We need to look beyond the surface in order to see the good we desire --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/supportעל ידי Her Excellency Naeme
 
It's a new season and whatever that is worth doing or worth having, it's worth doing well. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/her-excellency-naeme/supportעל ידי Her Excellency Naeme
 
Hark! Praise! Today is Greasegiving! What a HOLY DAY. Today we learn every Truth, and witness the Greatest Story Of All Time. We honor Devon, for some reason. Also: there’s a psalm.InvocationPetitions for Glorious CongregantsPsalm: “Lil Sips”Liturgical Reading: The Story of Revelation FEATURING Every Answer EverConcluding RemarksSolos improvised by…
 
It’s late, and a sweet lil Devon had another nightmare. Sounds like it’s time for some STORY. Cuddle up, wriggle your toes, and prepare yourself for three tales with the UTMOST loose connective tissue. Talkin’ ALIENS. YES.Matching PajamasLiturgical Readings: “Chunk Riots”“The Pee Room”“Spooky Aliens!”GoodnightThe Story is taking a well-deserved bre…
 
Ameri-come one and all, to the rootinest tootinest Story this here Story mouth ever done Storied. You better bet your ASS that Tim Allen pops up in this wild hogride. That’s just what happens when you AMERICA.Heartfelt SentimentsAn Unwelcome GuestLiturgical Reading: “And America Makes Two!”A Welcome GuestTuck your hand between your pits, clamp down…
 
You’ll never miss no one as much as you miss CELEBRITY. CELEBRITY is how you know what it means to live. No one alive is happier than CELEBRITY—so when they die it’s a-mournin’ time, heh heh. HONK HONK, GRIEF GRIEF.Guest Preacher: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 Podcast, @jackthatworm on Instagram)InvocationPetitions for Dutiful CongregantsLiturgical Read…
 
The separation of church and state don’t mean SHIT. Yeah, mix em up, bay-bee. Gimme some church in my state, especially in my secret government directives, ooh ooh. What would the government do with our taxes, and faith in an unseen god? Perhaps, they’d try to take a lil ol peek, heh heh. Guest Preacher: Elliott FriesenAcoustic Guitar: Elliott Frie…
 
A talking dog found today’s guest, who delivers a Story about SPICY, oh so sweet LOVE. Cardinal Larson, you rascal, and also: you tragic lover. Listen to this high octane friggin ride, and ask yourself: are you TOUGH ENOUGH to defend your love from a scorned A-list celebrity congregant?InvocationCardinal Larson ReturnsLiturgical Reading: “The Night…
 
Nothing helps time in isolation like a little woof woof, a little bark bark grr grr ruff ruff. Talking DOGS. But remember: sometimes a pet is just a friend who will watch you die. After you're gone, they might even do more than watch! Nibble nibble, crunch crunch.InvocationRuff ruff yip yipLiturgical Reading: “The Recovered Diary”Woodrow’s BurdenOh…
 
Hey! Yes you! Get out of the dirt and come inside; we got mourning to do. Yes, mourn a fresh one with us, mourn until you’re dry. Guests are coming, and they want to see your grief. A Secret MeetingThe Break RoomLiturgical Reading: “I Seen Locusts Out Back”Devon’s WarningThe 522 Club is next week for patrons, then a fresh Story for all us lay peopl…
 
Devon! What are you doing here? This is no place for you! Get out! OUT! Ohh, you rascal. Well, do what you want, because this Story will happen to YOU. Yeah. YOU. You think you like jokes but you ain’t heard jokes like THIS before. Sleep tiiiight.InvocationPetitions for Worthy CongregantsLiturgical Reading: “Yuck Yuck in My Mouth for a Dollar”The T…
 
When parasites fill your abdomen, take a deep breath, see your primary care provider, and ENJOY it. As a new host, try to name your new parasites with care. Welcome to the beautiful new you. Guest Preacher: Marcus Parks (Last Podcast on the Left, No Dogs in Space, www.lastpodcastlive.com for new special $6.66)Featuring: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 pod…
 
Hello? Who’s there? The Church is CLOSED. Oh! Goodness! It’s just you, listener. Join the clergy in the dead of night, in the empty Church, as we recount our share of spookies:Brother Reid Endures a VisitorSister Callista Surrenders to the ParcelPastor Andrew Interrupts TragedyOh how we wish the congregation could join us in hot, steamy PERSON. Mer…
 
Marriage consumes lives as often as it saves them. Have you been consumed by a partner, whole, so every piece of you seeks to serve the other? On the tottering seesaw of codependence, were your feet on the ground, or did you wobble in the sky, eyes focused solely on the greedy heft of your spouse? What sound will you make when you fall?This service…
 
On this, our one-hundredth proper episode, Chalms guides us to profound questions: What were you doing in the Soviet Union between 1978 and 1984? Did you suffer for your crimes? Or is your suffering yet to come? Heh heh, atone, congregants. Atone!Residing Congregant: ChalmsInvocationPetitions on behalf of Worthy CongregantsLiturgical Reading: “It W…
 
The places you visit in your dreams are real! The people within will find you! They will yell at you! Ohhh what did you do? Because I tell you what: you DESERVE it.InvocationMedal Award CeremonyRecipient: Woodrow the DogLiturgical Reading: “The Dreamt City”The ReturnOhhh help us enduuure, allow us to prosper: patreon.com/tsmbt…
 
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