Why does it seem like every book written for teen girls was about being rich and mean to each other? And why were we so obsessed with them? Each week best friends Clare and Courtney will unpack these questions while turning back the pages on the books we love to hate. Are you in or are you out?
This week a hot new bombshell enters the barracks: Henry and Teddy are both off to war and it’s only a matter of time before the Holland sisters find themselves at battle too. Back stateside, a prince makes Penelope an offer she can’t refuse. But will she lose more than just her slippers on her way? And Carolina’s forgetting our number one rule: th…
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Envy: Di'll Make a Man Out of You
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Three men and a baby—what could be worse? For Elizabeth and Diana, that would mean a trip to Florida with the Schoonmakers. Rather than enjoy their old-timey bathing costumes Henry and Teddy make some big decisions.על ידי Courtney and Clare
“Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.” That advice goes for New York’s elite and your podcast hosts this week, as Rumors offers a lot more caviar than we could chew. Will we hear wedding bells or sleigh bells this Christmas? Maybe both, if we’re unlucky.
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The Luxe: Schoonmake a Fool Outta Me
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We're back in Manhattan this season, only a hundred years earlier. In the opulent days of the late 19th century, New York society rules all. Elizabeth Holland is the catch of the season, although her heart may be kept by another. Everything changes when Elizabeth enters the enclave of wealth to find that life might not be what it seems. Can she loc…
It's book ten, and although it may only be February, the Waverly Owls have gone to nest. In this episode, we tie up loose ends faster than a professional present wrapper with what might be our least satisfying ending yet.על ידי Courtney and Clare
While it might be chilly at Waverly in winter, this book was as tepid as can be. With the amount of rehashed plots, we almost feel as though we have read this book before. Jenny falls for the new Dean's son, whose hot sister is busy corrupting Tinsley and leading her off the road to happiness with Julian. Can our main characters find their course, …
After a wild Thanksgiving break, the Waverly Owls are ready to return to their roosts. With finals looming, Heath devises a devious plan to spice up the annual Secret Santa. While most students are busy getting dirty and flirty, Jenny is fending off her admirers once again, although this time its freshman film students. Will she come out on top lik…
It's almost Turkey Day and that can only mean one thing: teenage debauchery? At least that's what the author attempts in this book. Will Jenny learn after her 19th heartbreak? Will Callie learn that it might be easy to be alone? Outside Manhattan, Brett embraces her Jersey girl roots, all while Brandon finally gets it on. There might not be any Sag…
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Tempted: Callie at the Gulag
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I said brrrrr, it's cold in here! There must be a new ice queen in the atmosphere! Or at least there seems to be one at Waverly. Trouncing Tinsley once again, Jenny has unceremoniously stolen the title of Waverly Queen Bee. Jenny is busy being popular, too busy to notice that Callie is working through her Easy withdrawal at rehab/prison camp? While…
Fire! Jealousy! Drama! Or not? In what may have been the most boring book yet, Jenny's life is going up Tinsley's "well orchestrated" flames. Can she escape the blaze, or will she feel the burn?על ידי Courtney and Clare
“It” couples are so last book. Now it’s all about two girl/one kegger. Will annoying Elizabeth die in that fire? We hope she takes Tinsley down with her.על ידי Courtney and Clare
What do you get when you combine The Breakfast Club and Sleepover? The best It Girl book so far, apparently. Join Jenny and her girl gang as they drink warm beer from half-kegs and have revelations about cheating.על ידי Courtney and Clare
The Bitch is Back at Waverly Academy: after a brief stint making a documentary in South Africa, Tinsley Carmichael has returned and is ready to rule with an iron fist—and a platinum card. She sets her sights on Jenny’s bed and Brett’s man and will stop short of nothing to get what she wants. Will Jenny be sleeping with the enemy on a cot or with th…
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The It Girl: Is There Murder Yet?
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Boarding school. Preppy sports. Hazing. A mysterious bad boy. A sophomore transfer girl. It’s not deja vu, it’s Jenny Humphrey reinventing herself as…someone who says “jeepers,” it seems?על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Royal Wedding: Why Won't He Marry Mia?
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Royal fever is at an all time high, with Will & Kate newly wed, and Netflix's The Crown only a few short years from premier. It is understandable, then, that Mia must wed. But to whom? And can she make it up the alter, or will her father's foibles foil her plan? Season 6 ends in a party, just like every book in almost each season!…
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Forever Princess: Put the C*nt in Contribution
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We are slowly making our way through Mia's backlogs of diaries. This episode, Mia rehashes old plots and new lies. She tackles the most import life question of "where will I go to college?" Which we all know is so important (not!) There's a graduation, an election, and many gifts are given, even precious ones. Hint hint. It is the end of an era.…
Every princess wants her knight in shining armor, but Mia’s true love might just save her in flaming poly blend. Alliances shift and conspiracies build in this epic penultimate book. Will Genovia survive? Will Mia?על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Princess on the Brink: Toky-oh No He Didn't!
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Michael is prepared to protect the One Ring with his life in this book. Or at least that is what Mia would like to think. In a very convoluted metaphor where the Ring is Mia's...... v-card, we guess? Michael betrays Mia in a way that might end them forever. Can they do long distance, or will this be the straw that breaks the robots back?…
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Sweet Sixteen Princess: MTV aka Mia The Victim
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Mia is 16 going on jailbait in this chronologically correct novella. While this book may not be entirely worth a read, there are a few key points worth learning. Will Lilly sour her relationship with too much affection? And will Mia be forced on MTV against her will?על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Party Princess: Children of the Corn Chili
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We’re racing through the school year due to a clerical error on our part, much like Mia’s crucial budget issues as Student Body President. Can a short story about corn and a musical about hair save the day? What we will say is that we will have a lot to say.על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Princess in Training: It's the PITs
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It's the start of Sophomore year at AEHS, but not much has changed. Mia is still head over heels for Michael, Lilly is still being a brat, and Tina and Boris are still going strong. Boris may be hotter, and Michael may be in college now, but high school is just as boring as ever. That is, until Lilly's plan for conquering the school takes over Mia'…
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Princess in Pink: Busboys and Poets
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We're continuing season 6 with The Princess Diaries Volume V, Princess in Pink by Meg Cabot.על ידי Courtney and Clare
It's Christmas break in Genovia, but you wouldn't know it. Between obsessing over calling Michael and obsessing over not calling Michael, Mia hardly has time for her royal duties. Can you stay awake long enough to make it to the end of the book? It might be worth it.על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Princess in Love: Shy Like Di
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Roses are red, Mia's face is too. By the end of this book, she may have a new boo. If teenage love is your thing, boy is this episode for you....על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Princess in the Spotlight: Glinda the Good Snitch
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New York City is known for its parades: Thanksgiving, Pride, even Halloween. But when the holiday and a hot date with a secret admirer clash with Mia’s previous royal engagement, she has to decide: King Kong or bridesmaid? Join us as we shiver with antici…pationעל ידי Courtney and Clare
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The Princess Diaries: No Free Feet Pics
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Princess Mia once said “I can’t be a princess! I’m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!” But at least you don’t have to wait for season 6 to arrive. Join us as we discover the best kept secret in Europe and pick our new least-favorite BFF.על ידי Courtney and Clare
Lexa’s on the brink and Ariana’s on the edge. Headed into a final battle with her arch nemesis, Ariana has only one goal: she must die. But who is she? No one knows. We may never know. Listen anyway. (Still no witches)על ידי Courtney and Clare
Its a cold November in the nation's Capital, and Briana Leigh Covington is finally winning. It seems like everything is falling into place for Arianna, with her inheritance in hand and the hottest boy on campus on her arm. But will that ever be enough for our power-hungry protagonist? Or will there be blood?…
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Sweet Deceit: Model Shoes, Never Worn
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If we can't get witchcraft, murder will have to do. Ariana breaks her clean streak and loses her head in the bloodiest book yet. It's Halloween and there are many secrets to uncover, make sure to check underground.על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Perfect Mistake: Bella, Where the Hell Have You Been, Loca?
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Ariana’s made it to the big house—Privilege House, that is. But Kaitlynn Nottingham is nipping at her heels faster than Brigit can learn to walk in them. Will they all make the cut for the secret society, or will one of them tap out early?על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Beautiful Disaster: Courtney and Clare Yell About Boats
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This week, Ariana cosplays as Courtney and Clare: shopping in Georgetown, rushing a secret society, and crushing on the boys at the boathouse. But will Kaitlynn get even before Ariana can cox her way to safety? Let's hope her dreams can stay afloat.על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Privilege: You Know Why We Call Her Briana?
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We’re kicking off season 5 by turning the murder dial up to 11. Billings Girl-turned-serial killer Ariana Osgood is back with a new master plan to live the life she truly deserves—even if it means ending a few lives in the process. Who will come out HBIC (Head Briana-Leigh In Charge?)
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Vengeance: Don't Fear the Creeper
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It’s the end of the series as we know it, and we feel…confused. Tune in to see if the curse can get reversed through the power of friendship. But maybe the curse was the books we read along the way? TW: no magic 👎🏻על ידי Courtney and Clare
It's Reed's birthday, and this time the Langes are giving her more than a gift. They're giving her The Gift. Of Witchcraft. (Reed's a witch, and we are unhinged).על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Book of Spells: Season of the B*tch
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We saw Eliza Williams with the Devil! Or that's what we would say if this was The Crucible, I guess. There are witches at Billings, and there always have been. We’re using our witch powers to travel back in time to visit the OG Billings Girls, including Theresa Billings herself. Let’s see what secret fun these twisted sisters can get into.…
Double, double, boil and bubble, we know a Billings girl who may be in trouble. Noelle is still missing and Reed is losing it for real this time. Josh tries to help pull together a suspect list, but someone is definitely watching her, she swears. Will she rescue Noelle in time, or will she be left out in the cold all alone?…
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Last Christmas: Murder Book With A Christmas Problem
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Merry Christmas! We're seeing red and white this Christmas, but it's not decorating a tree, it's Ariana's blood-soaked jacket. Before Reed walked the halls of Billings, there was another "outsider" who felt just as out of place. We learn more about Ariana and her mommy issues. Are we being bullied into reading Privelege? We'll see!…
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Scandal: Billings Loser Society
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Billings is dead, long live Billings. Reed doesn’t know what’s worse: that her home was torn down, or that she has to face her new BFF making out with her ex everywhere on campus. But when a secret book offers her another chance to rule Billings, Reed decides to take her future into her own hands by turning to the past.…
Reed is definitely the victim, ok? She's not paranoid, she's totally safe, and she's definitely not seeing dead people.....right? Upton fails to save the day while we get to meet another possible love interest, Sawyer. Daniel has big mommy issues, and all of the men in this book have problems. And cause problems. So many stalkers and attempted murd…
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Paradise Lost: From St. Barths With Love
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After the second psycho sister ruins a semester at Easton, Reed and the Billings girls are in need of some serious rest and relaxation. A week on the beach? Yes, please! We know that these girls never leave competition far behind, and Reed is always up for a challenge. St. Barths might need to keep an eye out, there's a forecast for a Christmas hur…
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Revelation: Nancy Drew and the Poison Ivy
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Reed is forced to leave everything she loves behind, which of course begins her hero arc. Like many great sleuths before her, Reed uses her (questionable) intellect and sheer determination to crack the case of the century..... or at least the semester.
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Ambition: Dash McCafferty is an Ass Man
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No more Josh. No more Gwendolyn Hall. After the (decrepit building) fire that was Legacy, Reed’s clinging to her Billings presidency tighter than she clings to TJ Maxx sweaters. Is she at risk of losing the house, too? Definitely, if her stalker has anything to say about it…
2 years at Easton, 2 students dead, and 2 legacy parties—that is, if Reed can snag everyone an invite. Easton's been snubbed by this year's mysterious host, and she needs to pull through as the newly-appointed president of Billings if she wants to impress...Noelle. Who has returned to finish out her senior year, but definitely not steal Reed's spot…
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Inner Circle: This Is A Dormocracy
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It's a new year at Easton Academy, and there is a new head b*tch in town. While Cheyenne may think she's in charge, Reed works to overthrow her newly formed empire. Will Billings House become a breeding ground for losers? Or will Cheyenne manage to keep out the riff raff while also stealing boyfriends?…
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Bonus: Gossip Girl Psycho Killer
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"Psycho Killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est?" - Serena Van Der Woodsen after she murdered her French teacher. Which she doesn't actually do in this book, although there's plenty of gruesome death and dismemberment in this special spooky bonus episode! Enter an alternate universe where Blair picks over her victims almost as much as a vulture would, and Jenn…
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Confessions: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Billings Girl Scorned
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Reed's first semester at Easton is almost over, but there are so many questions still left to answer. Who really killed Thomas Pearson? Is Reed even remotely capable of making good grades without exceptions? Is Billings House really worth it? Everything comes to a head as we unmask, or really un-mesh bag, the real killer.…
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Untouchable: Dead Douchebag Society
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Thanksgiving break has come to Easton, and Reed Brennan is thankful for one thing: a tall drink of water named Josh Hollis. Can Reed keep her mind off of her newly deceased ex-boyfriend, or will he come to haunt her in more ways than one?על ידי Courtney and Clare
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Invitation Only: Drop Dead, Gorgeous!
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The season is changing and so is Reed’s fortune: from no-name sophomore to the youngest Billings girl. But her fairytale is looking more Cinderella than happily ever after, because Thomas is still missing and she has a ball to attend—that is, if she can snag a coveted invite. Will Whit be her knight in shining armor or a frog prince?…
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Private: I Like Girls That Model Abercrombie & Fitch
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September is the season of change. The leaves fall, we buy all new back to school wardrobes, and a new season of The Witty Committee drops (of course). This season, we are shedding our old personas and turning Pennsylvania Mary Sues into boarding school ingenues. At Easton Academy, Reed Brennan learns that Cs don't get degrees and to become a Billi…
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California Dreaming: All My Forgotten Side Characters
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It's the season 3 finale, and it may mean life or death. With more twists than a pack of twizzlers, can Zoey Dean tie up loose ends, or will we be left hanging?על ידי Courtney and Clare