This week Jake and Kyle saw Wonka and oh boy is it time to talk about it. What a way to end the year of mediocre or phenomenal movies with one that is squarely "good". An enjoyable film that for some reason says the one girl can't speak and then ten seconds later shows her singing with the group, but beyond that, pretty much anyone can enjoy this "…

You thought the day was finally here when BFD would miss an upload. WRONG! It will never happen as long as I'm around (Jake).The new TMNT movie was surprisingly good although it left me a bit wanting for he who shall not be named...The thematic message of this film may be dangerous as it supports some ideas that are detrimental to the sociological …

We did the Barbenheimer Crawl this Saturday and let me tell you... What a day for cinema. Beyond our critics or appreciations for these movies, we are so glad to see theaters filled to the brim for once! We even were told popcorn would take over an hour and a half to get to us since there were so many people in line! So, regardless of what we did o…

Howdy Ho BFD buds!Today is a solemn day as Jake is all alone. With Kyle unexpectedly sick and Chris nowhere to be found, the road ahead is unknown.Will Jake be able to do this video all by himself or will he fail miserably and be washed away by the despair that comes along with speaking to a lone camera? Find out in this week's episode of...BFD!LIK…

James Gunn was called in one last time to save the MCU before he departs to take over the DCU. Does he have what it takes or will Guardians 3 be another formulaic attempt to make something mildly interesting with a bit of an auteristic twist?Find out on this week's episode of BFD.Also Chris canceled himself so RIP Chris.LIKE.COMMENT.SUBSCRIBE: / @b…

If its black fight back, if its brown lie down. Truly words of wisdom but there is only one problem with that statement. It doesn't mention what to do if you can't tell whether its a brown bear or a black bear... Oh well, sucks to be you.But this video doesn't suck and that's why you should watch it!Hey, hey, hey, all you buddies, and welcome to an…

Howdy roundabout you animal lovers!No! Not like that you freaks!Sheesh, you know what just for those sick thoughts you don’t get a good description in this episode.I will say this though, Idris Elba, is not an animal lover in this film. As a matter of fact he punches them. And poachers and a dream sequence that is seemingly randomly placed in this …

Nope... is what we would say if you didn't watch this review. Does that make sense? No...pe...It doesn't have to so get off our backs. You know whose back you should get on though? Jordan Peele's. And by that we mean go watch this film.

Here we are, the final episode of the podcast. Did you ever think we'd make it this far? I sure as hell didn't think so... Regardless, we made it, 2 1/2 years later. A couple movie analysis's later and we're still stupid and still know nothing. BUT, today is the day, at the time of 11:30, we will be walking across the stage at our university as the…

OUR LAST EPISODE. Holy moly guacamole. We have a special one planned for this episode, and since it is our last formal episode, we must do something never before seen by Internet-kind.......... Chris will speak after the recap. I know. It's kind of shocking. You know what else is shocking? The electricity that nearly kills Alex at the end of the fi…

Holy moly we're almost at the end of this series and boy does it feel like it. We're currently on Chris's practicum set and we are TIRED. So here's an episode on the much maligned Green Lantern movie with Ryan Renolds. What's that? You knew already the movie was bad even though you only saw it if you were one who actually saw Iron Man in theaters? …

Howdy howdy! We're currently on Jake's practicum set, so this is the first episode we've ever recorded previously. Every other one has been completely live, which is pretty cool if you ask me. Anyway, today we talk about what standing up for yourself means and how finding your people isn't always as simple as following the norms. We also try to dis…

Jake and Kyle were sitting around. Jake was playing Elden Rings. Kyle playing Uno [with Ash }:)]. Casually the podcast was mentioned and then we realized... Wait a minute. Wasn't this one supposed to release yesterday? Well, shit. It was. We missed the due date. ... ... "Well, better late than never, as I always say." -Sherk, from Sherk 5: Fairytal…

Before there was time, there was a land. And after some time it became lost. But before the land was lost there were lost dinosaurs. And the dinosaurs looked old but they weren't old because this was before time. But over some time they died and airplanes began to land. Before time there were no airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars that k…

Oh boy has this one been requested by a certain individual for a long time and oh boy have they not stopped reminding us to record it and upload it (which we do at the same time). This person, while being wildly attractive and smart and all the things, can also be--maybe Kyle will stop himself while he's ahead. You know what's crazy? Only people ov…

Greetings and salutations fellow apocalypse survivors! Today we reach back into the ol' Suggestion Box and we tackle.... Well, let's be honest, this movie isn't great for the podcast. First of all, it's already really infused with meaning that is both explicit and understandable. Secondly, it's not too well-known, but the people who do know it reme…

Back to our bi-weekly episodes, we return with one of the best titles for a movie we could find. Unfortunately, the best part is the title... But damn do we have some things to say about it! Set in New Zealand, this movie stays away from the Shire and moves into the world of dybbuks and past problems resurfacing in the present. What's weird is that…

This is a bad movie.

Merry Pacinomas everyone and Happy Pacinodays! Children are terrible and are getting worse, aren't they? Well, Santa thinks so and that starts this whole chain of events where Ben Shapiro hires someone to kill Santa. What does Santa stand for? What does love practically mean? Why am I asking all these questions? I don't know man, but maybe you will…

Alright you Shaggy Goose losers, buckle up for a massive trainwreck full of philosophy, conspiracies, and a lot of interruptions. I don't even really remember what we talked about but I do know we broke one of our most sacred rules. The devil hasn’t come for us yet, but the Christmas season ain’t over. There is one lingering question… do you believ…

Merry Pacinomas and welcome to our Season of Giving! And that's right, we're giving you something for free: content, baby! Sweet, sweet content! So, Santa Claus? Everyone loves him and he rewards the good children of the earth, who keep the spirit of Christmas in their heart... But what happens when a child acts out and throws their Christmas spiri…

HAPPY THANKSGIVING and welcome to the Christmas season! Well, we're not quite there yet, but damn do we love this time of year. It's not just the nostalgia of the anticipation from our childhoods, it's not just the family we grew up with who made us who we are today all focusing on truly being together, and it's not even the food we shove into our …

Do you want to vote? Do you want to have children? Do you like fascism? Of course you do! So enlist and fight the terrible, no-good bugs and become a citizen today! ^ Scary, right? Today we discuss authoritarian states and Chris takes longer than the amount of time between the Titanic sinking and Rose recounting her story to recap this relatively s…

HAPPY PACINOWEEN ALL YOU SHAGGY GOOSE EGG BOIS AND WELCOME TO THE SUPERDOME. It's that time. That time of the year, it's that time for Halloween vacation and because of that, we have VERY SPECIAL EPISODE for you dumbotrons. We're in costume! That's right! Very shoddily and hastily put together costumes and they look horrible but we did it for you. …

How many movies have to be made about people going in the woods, trying to do the naughty and getting killed for you youngins to understand that you shouldn't do that. I mean come one people!! First, your friends turn into zombies, then they get snatched by trees, then get your arm cut off and you still do it. I don't know why I even try, all I kno…

FADE IN: INT. BATHROOM - DAY A Grimey room is covered in grime and filth and deesgustang things. A person, 20s-ish, sits on a toilet listening to some stupid podcast. They receive a NOTIFICATION on a phone: New episode of Al Pacino's Prison Scene. They swipe away the notification and stand up. Their phone begins to slip out of their hand but they c…

There is no podcast, Bella. You didn’t see anything. Bella. We have two cameras and it’s really hard to edit! BELLA! Twilight. We watch this movie and there are mixed opinions on it, to say the least. Is it a terrible movie or is it a less terrible movie? You decide! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://…

AAAUUUEUEEAAAGHUAAUUGGUEAHAHGH! That's what the terminator would say if we were watching that movie, but we're not so he didn't. Duh... look at the title. But in case you missed the title, we're talking about a good ol action film 'bout eyes poppin' out of heads, no oxygen for the sleazy guys on the southside, and political lies disguised as acts o…

Is it Rodrick Rules or Rodrick's Rules? Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

You've heard of Jack Black and you've heard of children. What do you get when you combine them? Probably a felony. But THIS movie is different! There are no felonies, there are only sick beats and a man who finds something that he can truly contribute to society. Now, this was supposed to be our first recorded episode, being back from our Summer Se…

Ahhhh, here we are in Bikini Bottom. The last episode of the Summer Series. Like all good things, it must come to an end. We hope you learned a lot, lived a lot, and gained some golden nuggets of knowledge but now... now it's time to grow up. Or is it!? Spongebob made it to Shell City, he fought the Cyclops, and he brought the CROWN BACK! All while…

Family. We fight for each other. We die for each other. Most importantly, we live for each other. This film threw us for a bit of a curveball. Usually, we discuss films that have no apparent meaning or one that exists under the surface. This film is just built different as it doesn't seem to have a real meaning besides family but when you take a cl…

I'll be honest, I have no idea what this episode is about. It's a live studio audience and they kept shooting me with guns like they did in the movie and it wasn't fun. All I know is that the Red Guardian stole the show and I want to marry Florence Pugh. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/p…

Noot Noot and Shalom. Discussing a monster movie in a substantive manner is not a task to be treated lightly. It is a difficult task, indeed. What is there to make from Big Monkey fighting Big Lizard with Fire Breath? Well, as it turns out, there is a lot to talk about. For instance: What does Big Monkey mean? What does Big Lizard mean? What does i…

Is it Looney Toons or Looney Tunes? We always thought it was the former, but due to the Mandela Effect, time has changed and we are but small minds of faint recollection. This has nothing to do with the episode, but this quote from the Federalist Papers really intrigued us: "And as to those mortal feuds which, in certain conjunctures, spread a conf…

What do Jack Black, Jesus, and Satan’s left nut have in common?Tune in to find out.Well, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be great if there was a connection? Like, through the transitive property Jesus would be equal to Satan’s left nut if that was true. Maybe if Jack Black had a familial connection to someone who wanted to have a baby with Satan, and …

Better buckle up all you Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, this is a long one but it's well worth it. We get into all kinds of messy subjects like Religion, Ideology, and we bully Chris as he works on his recap skills. We love him anyway though. And now, for what you've all been waiting for... ANAKIN: (seeing Obi-Wan) Liar! PADME turns around and. sees OBI-WA…

If Horton heard someone with a doctorate, I'm sure there would be time travel. Speaking of travel during a specific amount of time, this quest, the ultimate quest, is a daring, dangerous, and dandy quest to find a home for small people. Horton is God. God is Horton. And we all live on a speck. If anything we've said intrigues you, that would make s…

"What's the deal with farm animals? I mean they drink their own milk!" - Serry Jeinfield (1932) We did not think that joke was very funny but we also didn't know how to start this description, and I'll be honest, I don't know how to finish it either. Maybe I'll just talk about why I had a really rough week. About how I lost my day job and my wife l…

The Summer Series has begun. The podcast is back and it's more summer and more leprechaun than ever. Listen here and listen well: Leprechaun 4: In Space is a tale of galactic proportions, following our "heroes" trying to defeat a nearly all-powerful stout and saurkraut opponent. Will they win? Who will you root for? Why does a particular person rev…

Al Pacino is dead. And you, the shaggy goose egg bois, killed him. JK LOL He's not dead, just on probation. And we all know there can't be an "Al Pacino's Prison Scene" if Al Pacino's not in Prison. So we here at the TUBI Factory (previously owned and operated by Frozen Walt Disney Head) have decided to tatafanow with one of Al's favorite films, Sp…

A tale as old as time, revenge is a dish best serve cold. Old allies become new enemies in Thomas v Tubi: Death of Justice. Tubi is the people's service, but maybe it's time for the people to revolt. Let's take down ALL the streaming services. Starting with Disney plus, the bane of our existence. Walt Disney head needs to get his act together and f…

WITNESS MEEEEEEE! Oh, never mind he's just on bumble... What Up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who love Shaun the Sheep. Nothing Sexual. Dudes who prefer Farmageddon encouraged. And if you prefer the OG Shaun the Sheep, well, you better be funny. Again, nothing sexual. We just love Shaun the Sheep! In other news, Oscars Schmosca…

Tale as old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends. But then somebody bends. In fatality. SIKE! You thought we were doing the new Mortal Kombat movie?!? BRO that ain't even out yet. What do you think we are, some super chosen one individuals who have to fight in a mythical tournament in order to save the planet and all mankind? Pfft. That'…

Buckle up, boyos and buckos, cuz this week the mics are HOT and the audio is FRIED. The Devil is out to get you, or maybe Wei Chan... or maybe the Holy Man, Father Reclamation himself. Who knows, because in this week's surprisingly substantial episode, your favorite Shaggy Goose Egg Bois get down and dirty with the world's spiciest topic. RELIGION!…

AYYYYYYY I'M FONZIE AYYYYYYY Here at Al Pacino's Prison Scene, grammatically correct grammar is our passion. Which is why you'll never find a misspeled word in our discreptions. We're just that good. But let's get serious for a moment. Wonka is a name of mythological proportions. And as we all know, mythology, like wrestling, is fake. But where doe…

Decepticons go to Cybertron to get their knowledge on, Autobots go to earth because its dirt planet

Optimus Prime has been fired. He had a good run, but he just can't keep the decepticons off our backs. So, for all intense ad porpoises, let us know if y'all shaggy goose egg bois know of another kindly robot fellow that may consider offering us an egg in this trying time. Also, Megatron is back AGAIN, sprinkling little pops and clicks throughout t…

Listen up Shaggy Goose Egg Boi Militia, we've got another problematic episode for y'all to listen to today. But first things first, Megatron is F*****g back. I really thought we had gotten rid of him but he is one persistent bastard. Oh, and you might want to cover your ears a few times throughout this one because Jake likes to cuss and there's als…

"Brkbrgubrkbrgu EEEEYOMP" - Raul Duke as Johnny Depp In a world where one man CAN make a difference and blankets are boxes, drugs are the answer to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Or so we thought. America is an s-town, and it always has been, except for once in the 60s, when everyone was high on life and hanging ten. But all good thing…