Today's questions involve arguing while making plans, a relationship that began under false pretenses, getting really bad news while on a break, and a girlfriend who gets a little *too* drunk. Also — Girlfriend Translator is taking a break until the end of the summer. In the meantime, we want to hear from you! Please leave reviews on Apple, Google,…

Today's questions involve a ridiculously persistent neighbor, helping your girlfriend when her friends turn against her, dating a sorority girl, and revealing your innermost feelings over text. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak …

Today's questions involve mistaking a blind date for a prostitute, fights during family vacations, a Fortnite friend gone wrong, and girls who don't get along with other girls. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week w…

Today's questions involve littering, taking care of extended family (and getting burnt out), anxiety after crying in front of your girlfriend, and car trouble. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handfu…

Today's questions involve finding a mysterious acrylic nail on the floor, father-ly jealousy, excessive social media habits, and "wait, was that a joke?". --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of …

Today's questions involve a girlfriend who's way too into Kpop, feeling disconnected from your partner, the questionable ethics of meticulously documenting who said what during arguments, being compared to other men, and earning less money than your lady. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or me…

Today's questions involve a less-than-ideal pet, moving cities for your girlfriend's 3rd higher ed degree, potential red flags, and what it means when you live with your parents at age 26. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. …

Today's questions involve mixed signals from a work colleague, when to ask for a second date, wandering eye accusations from your spouse, and being ditched for better plans on your anniversary. Plus, some more chatter about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men w…

Today's questions involve ghosting after one date, re-matching with someone who won't acknowledge that you've dated before, weird bathroom boundaries, giving the stink eye, and last-minute birthday gifts. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls…

Today's questions involve pretending you like their favorite movie, working with your roommate, cheese pizza, and taking care of a sick girlfriend. We also discuss the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard trial for a little bit, towards the end of the episode. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who …

Today's questions involve an ex moving into your neighborhood, university parties, being 'mean' to other girls when you're in a relationship, and accidentally double-booking first date plans. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak gu…

Today's questions involve a grand gesture for a workplace crush, deleted Snapchat posts, a wedding's 'no pet' policy, and wondering what love feels like. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of q…

Today's questions involve jumping to 'fix' things, wondering if you've lost the spark, and going from Mr. Slick to a fumbling fool. We also discuss the MBTI (Myers Briggs Type Indicator), you can figure out your personality type with this test: https://www.humanmetrics.com/personality --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice f…

Today's questions involve dealing with your partner's judge-y friends, conflicts between your mom and girlfriend, and driving a date with a dented car door. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful o…

Today's questions involve storing or throwing away items from your ex, the age-old question of "does she like me?" and dissecting one's unusual reactions to advances from the opposite sex. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. …

Today's questions involve calling your crush, wishing your body looked like Robert Pattinson's, reluctance to live together, and ignored haircuts. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of question…

Today's questions involve going to prom, dating when you haven't been single in years, two "electric" days, and teeth insecurities. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the inte…

Today's questions involve getting too attached too quickly, the etiquette of bringing your partner to a surprise birthday party, extreme fandom, and missed midnight birthday calls. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every we…

Today we answer listener questions from Dan and Tyrone. Thanks guys! --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship…

Today's questions involve a teenage stalker, white lies, making bets with your spouse, and splitting bills. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) abo…

Today's questions involve gettin' in shape while your wife is pregnant, post-surgery luncheons, unexpected breakups, and seemingly pointless phone calls. (NOTE: in the intro, we call this Episode 17. As you can see, we were incorrect.) --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfrien…

Today's questions involve not being funny, wedding vows, "does she like me?", and intrusive thoughts. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about rel…

Today's questions involve Valentine's breakups, un-romantic partners, and candle-making. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. -…

Today's questions involve Valentine's plans, cheating accusations, and pricey presents for platonic friends. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) ab…

Today's questions involve sharing (or not sharing) leftover pizza, youth basketball games, respecting boundaries, and teeth. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (m…

Today's questions involve John from the bar, self-identified cat people, and co-parenting pets with an ex. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) abou…

Today's questions involve being "too feminine" as a man, a mystery man named Steve, and vegan-only pans. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about …

Today's questions involve flirting (or not flirting) at H&M, the mystery girl at 8 ball pool, and utility bills. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit…

Today's questions involve dogs swallowing things they're not supposed to, second dates, and marriage rants. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) abo…

Today's questions involve too-small engagement rings, COVID-induced insults, and dry cleaning. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationsh…

Today's questions involve toxic friends, spending New Year’s Eve alone, and manipulation. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. …

Today's questions involve rapid weight gain, growing apart after college graduation, and finding your girlfriend's tinder account. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the inter…

Today's questions involve unenthusiastic text replies, falling for a K-pop die-hard, the fact that sometimes it's a 'you' problem, and surprising your S.O. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of…

Today's questions involve ending an engagement, deciphering cancelled plans, and multi-level marketing schemes. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit)…

Today's questions involve buying property with your partner, dermal fillers, and insecurities. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationsh…

Today's questions involve taking initiative, dealing with an anxious partner, coping with past cheating, and holiday parties. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (…