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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,0 ...
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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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How is Pete preparing his turkey for Christmas dinner this year? By sticking it in the freezer, of course. Pray for his guests, particularly when it sounds like the rest of the day's food is going to be cooked in his airfryer. Elsewhere, and as the title suggests, the lads discuss several tales of food poisoning (unrelated to Pete's cooking, it has…
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On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Hea…
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Pete's been out on the lash again, and you simply will not believe his drunken food of choice. Honestly, you could have a thousand guesses and you'd never get it. In other news this week, Luke is really hitting all the major milestones of middle age by taking up golf, there's some impassioned follow ups from listeners in our great airfryer debate, …
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Christmas is coming and so the inevitable Pete Donaldson/Luke Moore airfryer debate simply must rear its ugly head. Can Pete honestly be planning to cook his family's Christmas lunch in such a contraption? One can only speculate at this early stage. We are also blessed this time around with plenty of big toe chat, a mysterious advent calendar-theme…
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Welcome back to your all-new edition of The Luke and Pete Show! This time around, the lads start, as all great podcasts do, with chat about the seminal PC game Lemmings 2: The Two Tribes. Was exposure to it as a young man responsible for Luke's anxiety in adulthood? Seriously, it was a *really* stressful game. There's also time to really run the ru…
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to…
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Has Christmas started even earlier this year? If so, why? And what's the attraction of adult lego? Just two of the questions that the Luke and the Pete attempt to answer on this episode, the inaugural missive of December. And while we're on the subject of the festive period now the final month of the year is upon us, one of our listeners gets in to…
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Yes indeed, as the title suggests, Peter has been to the historic city of Leicester, home of his alma mater the iconic De Montfort University, to have a legendary night on the sauce with some old pals. "But where did he go? What hostelries did he patronise?" we hear you ask! Er, it was basically just O'Neill's. Did he have a brilliant time though? …
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On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?” The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Ticke…
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What has Pete been up to this week? Now there's a question to strike fear into the heart of men, but worry not! Because the answer basically extends to him cleaning some windows, going to see some stand up comedy for charity and typing some quite unusual things inton ChatGPT. Also on today's episode, the lads also talk about the dot com boom, run t…
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Pete tells Luke about his time volunteering on hospital radio before revealing that he was never given a slot on his university's radio station Demon FM ("music with a sting in its tail"), despite his obvious presenting talent. While we're on the subject, we hear from a listener who called into a local radio station competition and totally embarras…
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On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab …
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The sheer range of subjects covered on today's episode boggle the mind. Today's topics include, but are not limited to, Pete's Christmas cake recipe, how to beat a bear in a fight, things that are dangerously poisonous, Roman emperors, Russell Crowe, and unwelcome presences on a kidney. The Luke and Pete Show only serves up the longest of shrifts, …
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It seems strange to say it but we now live in a world where one can have high-quality gallium delivered to one's home the very next day. Is Pete taking advantage of that societal development? You'll have to listen to find out. Pete follows the gallium chat by challenging Luke to a snooker showdown, a challenge that Luke approaches like a bull being…
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On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandp…
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Behold! 'Tis the season for Christmas adverts! But why is the Coca-Cola one AI generated again? When will they learn, eh? On today's episode the lads also talk Joe Rogan satire, presidential pardons and finally get to the bottom of the 1991 shooting of a council planning worker by the madman Albert Dryden, courtesy of a listener. Oh, and there's al…
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Welcome back to an all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show! This time around the lads spend more time than planned on Jamie Oliver, including the truly quaint Turkey Twizzlers incident of 2005. There's also Halloween chat, pirate accents and their origin and Pete forgetting who Greta Thunberg is. And, the question on everyone's lips is answered -…
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about their true selves who they are when nobodies watching. The time Pete stole from his friend and hid the ill gotten gains between his bum cheeks and Luke talks being upset if he died before he became a success also a dilemma of the old age can men and women JUST be friends. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets…
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In a development that will surprise absolutely no-one, Pete went into The City for a night out and was propositioned by a sex worker. Unfortunately for all concerned, his small talk made the situation considerably worse. And there’s more bad news - the bin situation in Leigh-on-Sea is out of control! And, what’s more, council are taunting local res…
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Bad news everyone: Peter has been sealing his car and now he absolutely stinks. No matter what he tries, he can't get the stink off. Luke tries to take his mind off of it by telling him the story about how the Israelis captured Adolf Eichmann. Does it work? Not really. Elsewhere, the lads ruminate on the logistics of having an entirely different an…
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The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke …
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Today we hear all about Luke's experience of the 2025 Great South Run. 10 miles of sheer hell in biblically bad conditions, he nonetheless just about survived to tell the tale. Pete is baffled as to why anyone would even try to run that far anyway, obviously. Elsewhere, a listener discovers a neighbour with a Remembrance Day-theme doorbell, of all …
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Did you ever play manhunt as a kid? And did it ever end up with you almost dying on some mudflats? Those are just two of the questions Luke and Pete tackle on today's episode, alongside Pete's experiences of Christian camp, why certain types of Christian music is actually pretty good (eg The Congos) and the lads' ability to pass a GCSE these days (…
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On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other co…
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The lesson to take from today's episode is that algorithms will be the death of us all. And what's more, no-one even seems to care. Luke and Pete discuss that, as well as the radicalisation of people they have worked with that used to be normal, before getting stuck into an amazing email about a prank that wasn't actually a prank. You can also get …
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Pete visits a notable lungman about his wreck of a body. Will he get the answers he so desperately needs? Will he get a new inhaler? And, more importantly, will the doctor peg him? Despite all of his various ailments, Donny has also found the time to go out on the piss with our mate Vish, and he thinks getting a few beers inside him has probably he…
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The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signu…
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Hello all! The game is afoot on this episode as the lads don their deerstalkers and whip out the magnifying glasses to investigate a blurry picture of Pete and Stephen Merchant at a wedding. Yep, you read that right. Not for the reason you think, they were actually more focused on reflecting the magnifying glasses onto Pete's shiny dome. Also on th…
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The lads start today's show by talking about AI girlfriends before having a good old chinwag about large language models (lady, lady, m'lady). After that, attention turns to where all the Billy Liars have gone - they used to be stalwarts in the local pub but have they vanished onto whatsapp groups instead? There's also time for battery submissions,…
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