Merry Christmas to every gamer! *hits u in back of head w/ a axe* Also quick clarification before I get got, I let the cats out into the backyard only while I am out there with them. Them little freaks ain't out in the neighbourhood murdering wildlife (except the mice that live in our yard which they do in fact murder)…

This counts as my voice acting demo reel.

Audio controlled game, meet audio only medium.על ידי Skeleton House

I really hope you love yapping.על ידי Skeleton House

"I think sheep man might be the best character." - Ryan House, 2024על ידי Skeleton House

Time for more of where this game shines, dungeons and combat.על ידי Skeleton House

Sorry about the, uhh, 14 month wait, but now we're back on our grind. By which of course I mean that some time in the last 14 months I really should have done some grinding.על ידי Skeleton House

I thought putting a link to a .pdf of The Anarchist's Cookbook here would be a funny bit but I don't wanna get in trouble.

The most cursed (pronounced curse-ed) night of the year is upon us, Skelloween. If you are reading this I am probably dead. Or eating chocolate and peanut butter candy.על ידי Skeleton House

The 'water dripping from the ceiling' noise is the exact same as my dry mouth click noise, so this one was a nightmare to edit.

I'd call this the worst game I've ever played, but I don't know if it even fits the criteria of 'video game.'

Race you to the cockpit! Again!

I should see someone about a room first.על ידי Skeleton House

Cooked on both sides. As always.על ידי Skeleton House

For the start of Spooky Scary Skeletober this year I picked a game that isn't particularly spooky or scary, but in my defense I thought it would be and also it is very good. I make the rules here pal, buckle up.על ידי Skeleton House

Literally as I am writing this I am just hearing BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

A comprehensive list of the most important video game characters of all time and their ranking in the grand zeitgeist.

Practice kindness. Be sure to not be a jerk. Metal is aggressive, but this doesn't mean you have to act aggressively. Metal music is an expression of human emotions. Metal became so popular because it is an outlet for fans and musicians to channel the darker emotions of life. All good art channels universal human emotions in a way that reacts with …

They gotta make a nerd Jeopardy, but only specifically the nerd fields in which I am knowledgeable.על ידי Skeleton House

I would need 60000 characters to adequately express the amount of clicking and my dang episode description blurb only allows 4000, so here is the best I can do. click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click cli…

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It's your three favourite people; Brett, Trip, and Grace. And Brad. And Josh. And Lisa.

boo wee ooh

I love clicking on things and seeing them turn into meat. Check out everything Chris and Haney over at spilledpotion.comעל ידי Skeleton House

The classic Man vs. Nature showdown.

This is an open invitation to anyone; if your soul gets captured by a being beyond comprehension then gimme a call, I'll see what I can do. (computer good now (i hope) recorded this a coupla weeks ago)

Yearning for those bygone languid days out on the Rim instead of whatever the frick is going on in our colony currently.על ידי Skeleton House

What the heck you can hear me play video games on somewhere that isn't here? Heck yeah gamer, I am ephemeral and eternal, everywhere at all times. Passalong Pod Computer bad, will return to normalcy at some point, almost assuredly. Probably.

Pizza not being capitalized in the title is a stylistic choice of the game developer, were it my call that sucker would follow APA standards.

Psychic waves stressing out my colonists, what is this, Twitter? This was recorded on Old Computer so there are some slight audio hiccups because I forgot my front USB ports suuuuuck. Last time my mastering did a lot of heavy lifting on that front so hopefully it'll get mostly squashed again.

Short little end of act Rimworld intermission wherein I gamble. There's some mic clipping in this one, sorry, Microsoft do be fricking with my microphone settings for unknown reasons. Although kinda glad it happened on a 20 minute eppy and not a 3 and a half hour long Rimworld session. Check out me and Chris streaming All of the Resident Evils ever…

It's the bug's world now, we're just living in it.על ידי Skeleton House

The challenges are piling up, but we shall all overcome. Ok, maybe not 'all.'

We've evolved from natural life hating our guts to mechanical life hating our guts.

It's time to hurry up and wait.

There's gotta be some sorta pheromone in the air that makes these animals so aggressive. Either that or they just hate my colonists, which, y'know, fair.

I just gotta keep these fools alive until we can make components, then we'll be unstoppable.

I'm not gonna lie to your face and say we haven't had any setbacks recently, but I am gonna lie to your face and say it's all smooth sailing from here on out baby.

We get some new animals! And a few other things of minor consequence happen.

This is a potent strain man, it'll knock you right out.על ידי Skeleton House

The Revenant (2015)

The game may seem complicated, but it's not open-heart surgery. Except, uhh, when it is.על ידי Skeleton House

I gotta keep an eye on this dang dog man. Also I just realized my mastering software has been outputting at 112kbps for a bit instead of the intended 192kbps, so if you are a weirdo like me and were like 'hmmm sometimes sounds a bit crunchy,' it should be much better now.

Just me, my 3 buddies, the guy we took from a crashed spacecraft and threw into prison, and the 4000 man-eating bugs that live next door.על ידי Skeleton House

We just need this one last thing to get done and the colony will be running smoothly, just this one last thing...

It has been too long since I have murdered my friends due to negligence. Youtube videos will be over at https://www.youtube.com/@skeletonhousepodcast

Usually I add a little juice to episode titles but this game name is already perfect.

I just want it on record that I am pro the French.

What will you do? What will you do?

What's that thing Gandalf said when he was late? 'I meant to be late so I'm not actually late you short little freak,' something like that. The Game of the Year special in which we answer the burning question, Are you feelin' lucky punk?