https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TBM-2312.24-MM-A-Visit-from-Old-Sandy-Klaws.mp3 Description: #audio. #mermaidminute #humor #parody #christmas Me-Me del Mare shares the famous mermaid poem “A Visit from Old Sandy Klaws” Excerpt: Still, I heard him exclaim as his bubble trail died… “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good …

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TBM-2312.23-Dear-Santa-2023.mp3 Description: #audio #christmas #dearsanta #open letter Excerpt: That’s it for now, Santa. Give my love to Ms. Claus, and scritch Blitzen behind the left antler for me. You know that’s her favorite spot. Links and References Learn more about the Dog Days of Pod…

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TBM-2312.21-MM-Frosty-the-Narwhal.mp3 Description: #audio. #parody #humor #mermaidminute #christmas #frostythenarwhal Excerpt: Frosty the Narwhal Wore his spiral tusk with pride And he spent his days Cruising through the waves Of the ice cold arctic tides. Links and References Learn more abo…

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TBM-2312.18-Yes-Marina.mp3 Description: #audio. #parody #humor #essay #withapologiestoFrankChurch Excerpt: Yes, Marina, there is a Sandy Klaws. He exists as certainly as the tidepools, ocean currents and kelp forests exist, and you know that they abound to help sustain the lives of you and y…

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TBM-2312.16-MM-Deck-the-Shoals.mp3 Description: #audio. #mermaidminute #humor Me-Me del Mare talks about Sandy Claws’s relationship with dolphins Excerpt: Deck the shoals with strands of kelp Fa la la la la, la la la la Let the dolphin’s joy be felt Fa la la la la, la la la la Steep yourself…

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TBM-2312.15-Mermaid-Minute-Do-You-Hear.mp3 Description: #audio. #mermaidminute #humor Me-Me del Mare talks about all the light sea stars can see. Excerpt: Said the Big Wave to the tiny star. “Do You see what I see? On the ocean floor tiny star, Do you see what I see?” Links and References Le…

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TBM-2312.14-Mermaid-Minute-Deep-Blue-Christmas.mp3 Description: #audio. #mermaidminute #humor Me-Me del Mare talks about red, green, and blue Excerpt: I’ll have a blue Christmas without you I’ll be so blue thinking about you Decorations of black on a green seaweed tree Won’t be the same, if …

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TBM-MM-2312.13-Mermaid-Minute-Who-Shall-Reshell.mp3 Description: #audio. #mermaidminute #humor Me-Me del Mare talks about Hermit Crabs Excerpt: Who shall reshell the the shellfish around us? Who can shell them? Beneath every wave a hermit is stealing Someone’s cave Links and References Learn…

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/TBM-2310.31-Fur.mp3 Description: #audio #13NightsofHalloween #flashfic #dogs #petownership Excerpt: “What if it’s really a symbiotic life form, bent on taking over the planet?” Links and References Read the text of Fur Guest Voices n/a Support: The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you l…

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/TBM-2310.30-Whatever-It-Is-That-You-Think-You-Remember.mp3 Description: #audio #13NightsofHalloween #flashfic #memorygames Excerpt: And you nod. Because you’re suddenly quite certain there’s a postcard of Liberty Hall on your fridge with Sam’s newest address. Links and References Read the te…