הפודקאסטים הטובים ביותר ב-The Greatest Movie Ever Made (2024)

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Episode 37: Peggy Sue Got Married 1:40:33

4d ago1:40:33

1:40:33

Peggy Sue got married. But what if she didn’t? What if, by some magical force, she was transported back to 1960 to relive high school? What if didn’t end up marrying Nicolas Cage and his wang, and instead married an edgelord beatnik or an angsty nerd? These are the questions asked by this film directed by…*checks notes* Francis Ford COPPOLA?!?! Whe…

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Episode 36: Planet of the Apes 1:56:47

11d ago1:56:47

1:56:47

Ape podcast. Apes talk about ape movie. Charlton Heston want to bang ape and shoot ape with gun. Apes want to cut off Charlton Heston balls. Oooh ooh ahh ahh. Ape throw poop at you and eat banana. Is ape movie Greatest Movie Ever Made? Planet of the Apes (1968) is directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and stars Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunt…

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Episode 35: Office Space 2:08:52

18d ago2:08:52

2:08:52

Excuse me…I believe you have my podcast. It’s Office Space, dipshits! Join our fearless hosts as they discuss this 90s comedy, commiserate over sharing stories of working for psychopathic bosses and bemoan the horrors of our capitalist dystopia. Crank up the gangsta rap and battle that case of the Mondays this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! …

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Episode 34: Alien 2:43:40

25d ago2:43:40

2:43:40

This week, David celebrates his favorite corporate-manufactured pop culture holiday, Alien Day. He and Justus ship out on the Nostromo to cover the 1979 original classic film that spawned a franchise centered around an evil penis monster in spaaaaace! Press play on your podcatcher to open up the xenomorph egg and take all 2 hours and 45 minutes of …

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Episode 33: The Prince of Egypt 2:01:30

1M ago2:01:30

2:01:30

Justus and David take things back to Bible study to discuss this faith-based animated family musical from their Christian upbringings. Listen to them square off like Moses and Ramses as David threatens to destroy Justus’ podcast empire with plagues of bagel-related tangents, Star Wars impressions, and sexy horses. Celebrate the Jewish holiday of Pa…

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Episode 32: Centurion 1:46:45

1M ago1:46:45

1:46:45

Justus and David touch down on a critical and box office failure from the early 2010s (that’s totally not trying to rip off 300, seriously guys), but it’s from an underappreciated director they both love! Hopefully this goes well! If not, they’ll at least get to see a lot of people get decapitated along the way. Tune in to hear the boys talk about …

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Episode 31: Mikey and Nicky with Kevin Hurley 2:31:55

2M ago2:31:55

2:31:55

Guest Kevin Hurley joins the boys this week to discuss another Actually Good Movie. Together, they venture off into the night with John Cassavettes, Peter Falk and director Elaine May on a strange and darkly funny journey into the human soul. Find out if Mikey and Nickey is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!Mikey and Nickey (1976) is directed by Elaine …

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Episode 30: Re-Animator 1:54:56

2M ago1:54:56

1:54:56

This week, our fearless hosts enroll in Miskatonic University and get deep in the goop to discuss Stuart Gordon’s zombie horror comedy Re-Animator! Justus attempts to debut his new “calm Justus” persona and David fawns over the film’s outrageous performances and gore effects. Don’t lose your head; it’s time for another episode of the Greatest Movie…

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Episode 29: Spider-Man 2:39:38

2M ago2:39:38

2:39:38

David and Justus tackle some dreaded capeshit for babies this week, but thank god it’s at least a Sam Raimi film! Listen to the dynamic duo go full Green Goblin mode, debate if Aunt May actually sucks and try to imitate all the insane New York extras in this generation-defining superhero movie. BRING US PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN this week on the Great…

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Episode 28: The Craft with Audrey Young 2:31:58

2M ago2:31:58

2:31:58

This week David and Justus welcome Audrey Young to the show to discuss a 90s teen horror cult classic that influenced a generation of young women. Hear the trio go gaga for 90s horror icons Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell, Skeet Ulrich and that ethereal lady who runs the witchcraft store in this movie! Join the circle, enter the coven and call upon the…

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Episode 27: Dune: Part Two 2:50:17

2M ago2:50:17

2:50:17

THE SPOILERS MUST FLOW on this special episode from TGMEM! David and Justus are back to deliver a double dose of Dune deep dives to their devoted dipshits. Take the Water of Life and hear them discuss all the juicy details of this blockbuster sequel. Join Muad’Dib’s uprising and fight for Arrakis this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Dune: Par…

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Episode 26: Dune: Part One 2:55:06

3M ago2:55:06

2:55:06

Our hosts don their suits you can pee and poop in and venture into the deep deserts of Arrakis to discuss Denis Villeneuve’s epic adaptation of…well, roughly 50% of Frank Herbert’s landmark science fiction novel. Catch the boys at their nerdiest as they ramble for nearly three uninterrupted hours about the most minute and inconsequential details of…

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Episode 25: True Lies 2:33:56

3M ago2:33:56

2:33:56

David concludes his mandated Valentine’s Month with a bang by discussing this romantic action comedy romp courtesy of James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hear the slow degradation of David and Justus’ Schwarzenegger impressions over the course of these two and a half hours as they talk about the one liners, explosions, misogyny and (yikes!) Is…

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Episode 24: Blue Valentine 2:27:28

3M ago2:27:28

2:27:28

David’s mandated Valentine’s Month takes a depressing turn this week as our hosts explore the loveless marriage at the heart of Blue Valentine. Certified Wife Guy Justus meets his match with Ryan Gosling’s deadbeat balding husband Dean. David fantasizes about torturing Bobby Ontario. Is the dog that dies at the beginning of this movie more worthy o…

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Episode 23: My Bloody Valentine (1981) 1:56:07

3M ago1:56:07

1:56:07

David’s February podcast takeover continues with this holiday slasher straight from the Great White North! Welcome to Valentine Bluffs, a cozy Canadian town known for its love of Valentine’s Day and mining-themed slasher villains. When you’re done getting hot and heavy with your Valentine down in the bowels of the Hanniger Mine, head over to the Ca…

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Episode 22: Crash (1996) 2:00:02

4M ago2:00:02

2:00:02

David takes control of the podcast for the entire month of February with a slate of romantic and Valentine’s Day-themed programming! In this episode, he yanks the steering wheel and turns onto the highway to horny town with David Cronenberg’s dark tale of car crashes and sex. Should Crash be the next big Hollywood cinematic universe? Why do women i…

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Episode 21: Snowpiercer 2:30:39

4M ago2:30:39

2:30:39

This week, David and Justus board the rattling ark for a steampunk train ride to discuss Bong Joon-Ho’s Snowpiercer. Justus loses his mind about how freezing a dude’s arm and smashing it with a hammer is a pretty awesome torture method. David, on the other hand, unveils his Advanced Willy Wonka Theory and how this film applies to it. And together, …

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Episode 20: Tootsie 2:01:17

4M ago2:01:17

2:01:17

This week’s episode finds our hosts once again out of their element as they discuss the feminist and LGBT readings of this comedy classic. Hear David go wild for a young Geena Davis, Justus vehemently stan Teri Garr and both of them relentlessly talk shit about Dustin Hoffman’s Michael Dorsey. Plus, tune in for a brief story about Justus’ stint as …

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Episode 19: Who Killed Captain Alex? 1:50:29

4M ago1:50:29

1:50:29

This week, David guides Justus through the wild and wonderful world of Wakaliwood, a Ugandan film studio based in the slums of the country’s capital, Kampala. They’re discussing the studio’s breakout international hit, Who Killed Captain Alex?. Filmed for a shockingly low budget of less than $200, this wholly unique action comedy has amassed an int…

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Episode 18: Best of 2023 1:56:53

5M ago1:56:53

1:56:53

David and Justus aren’t interested in doing any actual work to start the New Year, so this week, they kick back, crack open a couple of cold ones and talk about the highs and lows of the 2023 film season. Join them as they reflect on a wild year of box office bombs, Hollywood strikes and that beautiful time when the movies were simultaneously ruled…

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Episode 17: Sunset Boulevard 1:58:58

5M ago1:58:58

1:58:58

The American Film Institute rated Sunset Boulevard #16 on the 2007 edition of their 100 Years…100 Movies list. This week, the legacy of this acclaimed film is sullied and tarnished by appearing on the TGMEM podcast! Tune in to hear Justus and David peel back the layers of the film noir classic to get to the bottom of this seedy tale of Hollywood’s …

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Episode 16: The Muppet Christmas Carol 1:59:33

5M ago1:59:33

1:59:33

Gather the family around the fire for a cozy holiday installment of the show as your resident Muppet hosts discuss a Christmas classic from their childhoods. What is Christmas like on Arrakis? Are Statler and Waldorf in league with the Cenobites? Is the Ghost of Christmas Present ripping farts under his huge coat? How did a frog knock up a pig? Is …

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Episode 15: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me with Valerie Moffat 3:04:56

5M ago3:04:56

3:04:56

David and Justus welcome Valerie Moffat to discuss Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, and together, craft a podcast episode as inaccessible, impenetrable and complex as the world of Twin Peaks itself. Only the most seasoned Lynch-heads should dare to venture forth, as our trio gets deep into discussions about all the intrigue, garmonbozia and incompreh…

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Episode 14: Santa's Slay 1:41:06

5M ago1:41:06

1:41:06

David and Justus ring in the holiday season with the show’s first listener request as they tackle the direct-to-video holiday slasher Santa’s Slay! In this film, legendary wrestler Bill Goldberg dons the red coat of a Satanic Santa Claus who descends upon a small township to spread some holiday fear. Stay tuned for deadly suplexes, sharpened candy …

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Episode 13: Heathers 2:13:35

6M ago2:13:35

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This week on the show, Justus, David and Winona Ryder ascend the dog-eat-dog social hierarchy of Westerburg High School to try to join the Heathers. They soon find out that three preppy rich girls are the least of their worries as they must face off against teachers who exploit teenage suffering, violent airheaded jocks, stoner cops, a pathetic wea…

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Episode 12: Boogie Nights 2:44:14

6M ago2:44:14

2:44:14

On this week's show, David and Justus sink 13 inches deep into the glitz and glamor of the golden age of porn with Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights. Stay tuned for penetrating conversations about America’s favorite himbo/actor/rapper/devout Catholic/violent racist, cinema’s premier cuckold, the show’s wildest Surprise Alfred Molina yet, a heart…

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Episode 11: Rango 2:17:46

6M ago2:17:46

2:17:46

This week, David and Justus tackle their first family animated film and also try (and fail miserably) at their first family-friendly episode. It’s Rango, the only film in history to ask, “What if Johnny Depp was a lizard cowboy?” Our boys follow Rango to the lowly frontier town of Dirt and meet a colorful cast of anthropomorphic cowpokes and outlaw…

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Episode 10: Ip Man 2:34:41

7M ago2:34:41

2:34:41

David and Justus take a trip to Hong Kong on a quest to study the ancient art of kung fu movies, starting their journey with Wilson Yip’s Ip Man. Along the way, they will face many trials and foes, including Jeffrey Dahmer’s taste in horror movies, the merciless vengeance of Lorraine Bobbitt, David’s unavoidable impulse to quote Kung Pow! Enter the…

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Episode 9: Trick 'r Treat 2:24:09

7M ago2:24:09

2:24:09

Gather round, ghouls, ghosts and dipshits for the most terrifying Horrorthon tale yet! Carve a jack-o-lantern and put those finishing touches on your costume as you listen to David and Justus discuss this cult classic horror anthology. Join a school principal with devious afterschool activities, frisky college co-eds with dark secrets, a group of k…

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Episode 8: Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight Part 2 with Tony Moschetti 2:55:30

7M ago2:55:30

2:55:30

This week, we find our heroes knelt before the throne of the Sultan of Schlock, Tony Moschetti, begging for enlightenment. Unto them, he has bestowed a mysterious gift — a Polish horror comedy with an infamously negative critical reception. Is Poland the world’s largest Call of Duty multiplayer map? Do the Polish know how to make a hot dog? Will th…

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Horrorthon Bonus: Justus Reads a Scary Story 17:28

7M ago17:28

17:28

Episode 8 is delayed a by few days, so in the meantime please enjoy Justus narrating his short horror story "Shitter". Music: Fractals by Karl Casey and White Bat Audio

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Episode 7: Friday the 13th 2:27:02

7M ago2:27:02

2:27:02

Howdy campers! This week, our Halloween Horrorthon continues with a trip to summer camp to talk about the archetypical 80s slasher film. Leave your hockey masks at home, folks, but be sure to pack your slutty jorts, Native American headdresses and itchy old lady sweaters. Campers are sure to enjoy activities such as strip board game night, third-ac…

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Episode 6: Prince of Darkness 1:57:37

8M ago1:57:37

1:57:37

Justus and David kick off a month of Halloween horror programming with John Carpenter’s underrated middle chapter in his so-called “Apocalypse Trilogy.” Pour yourself a tall glass of Satanic Baja Blast and settle in because Justus is going to gush about this movie like he’s a physics student who’s just been stabbed with a broken bicycle by Alice Co…

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Episode 5: About Time with Dennis Verrett 2:34:18

8M ago2:34:18

2:34:18

The podcast welcomes its first guest! Dennis Verrett from CTRL Group joins the show to give Justus and David their biggest challenge yet…a romantic comedy! Discussion topics include Domhnall Gleeson’s wildly inconsistent flirting skills, the angriest playwright in the entire United Kingdom and the logistical implications of being a time-traveling s…

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Episode 4: A Knight's Tale 2:18:45

8M ago2:18:45

2:18:45

What if everyone in the Middle Ages were huge Queen fans? That’s the bold question asked by this week’s film, Brian Helgeland’s A Knight’s Tale. Join David and Justus as they bear witness to the heart-pounding thrill of the joust, the rousing energy of rock and roll, the stirring drama of medieval romance and the sublime majesty of Paul Bettany’s b…

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Episode 3: Rambo 1:46:22

8M ago1:46:22

1:46:22

In this week’s episode, Justus and David foolishly take on the fourth Rambo film and find themselves wandering into a minefield of difficult conversations about Reaganism, PTSD and genocide. That sounds like it’ll go off without a hitch! They’re joined by a colorful cast of characters, including the world’s most annoying SAS commando, a brutally sa…

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Episode 2: Ladyhawke 2:00:52

9M ago2:00:52

2:00:52

Oh, dear God. Someone let those boys make another episode. This week, Justus takes a trip down memory lane and introduces David to a staple of his childhood, Richard Donner’s oft-forgotten fantasy romance Ladyhawke. What the hell is Ferris Bueller doing here? Why is Rutger Hauer so incredibly sexy? How many shit-covered characters can you put in on…

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Episode 1: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 2:08:36

9M ago2:08:36

2:08:36

What is the Greatest Movie Ever Made? That’s exactly what David Scandura and Justus Burkitt hope to answer with this new podcast. On this inaugural episode, join our hosts as they tackle Tobe Hooper’s cult classic horror comedy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Grab a big bowl of award-winning Texas chili, put on your most comically oversized cowboy …

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Episode 5: All Tweens Go to Hell / Super Sad Man 59:34

6+ y ago59:34

59:34

OMG guys, we got our first actual tweets from someone! How incredible!... Welcome back to The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Today we feature "All Tweens Go to Hell" and "Super Sad Man!" Ben and I have an annoying discussion on what opposites are and we're both dumb. If you'd like to get your fake movie title featured on our podcast, be sure to tweet at…

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Episode 4: WiFi or Die / Dooble Dee Smells Again 53:50

6+ y ago53:50

53:50

Welcome back to The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Today we feature "WiFi or Die" and "Dooble Dee Smells Again!" If you'd like to get your fake movie title featured on our podcast, be sure to tweet at us @tgmempodcast ! (Music courtesy of BenSound)

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Episode 3: Blowholes 3 / The Flambé of a Lifetime 59:40

7y ago59:40

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Welcome back to The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Today we feature "Blowholes 3: The Return of the Blowhole" and "The Flambé of a Lifetime"! Listen to us as we rhyme our way through a good 30 minutes of the podcast! If you'd like to get your fake movie title featured on our podcast, be sure to tweet at us @tgmempodcast ! (Music courtesy of BenSound)…

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Episode 2: Don Hugen's Heist / The River Bleeds 1:09:50

7y ago1:09:50

1:09:50

Welcome back to The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Today we feature "Don Hugen's Heist" and "The River Bleeds." If you'd like to get your fake movie title featured on our podcast, be sure to tweet at us @tgmempodcast ! (Music courtesy of BenSound)

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Episode 1: Titanium Titty / Scooby Doo and He Dies 54:44

7y ago54:44

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We introduce our first 3 movies and explain the plot to each of them! This week we feature Star Wars 10, Titanium Titty, and Scooby Doo and He Dies! If you'd like to get your fake movie title featured on our podcast, be sure to tweet at us @tgmempodcast !