Pokemon euphemisms and poke love advice run amok in this episode, not to be confused with Pokemon hentai. We received an amazing rap from Ace J, a Denver hip hop artist who rapped over the beat that closes out episode 6, so we play that at the end, along with a poem about catching em' all Send us dreams and love needs: ThisIsRidiculousShow@gmail.co…

Featuring our ridiculous friend Matthew Klesel, we discuss various techniques for staying hydrated while humping, delve into the mysterious tale of Matthew's V-Card handling tactics as he unveils his sexcapades upon a Noah's Arc inflatable at a Catholic bible camp, and discuss romantic piggy back rides down railroad tracks in this all new episode o…

This Is Dicks! Brandon and Kelly potentially get banned from any and all goose farms, continue to melt hearts with the Tinder Plants, interpret Chinese dreams, and explore the possibilities of cake sentience. We also accidentally give you like, 6 phrases of the week throughout the episode, so you're welcome for that. Subscribe on iTunes, and write …

Kelly and Brandon unveil the results after unleashing cactus-Tinder-Profiles upon unsuspecting millennial online-daters. We also uncover Kelly's love of elvish girls, create siren techno, solve the love woes of a man still living with his ex, interpret dreams about making out with Biology teachers, and crack open the case on an unnecessarily popula…

Brandon and Kelly create their own phrase of the week in order to serve justice to the evil-doers that create horrendous words and phrases on Urban Dictionary. Meanwhile, we run through as many of Kelly's received OKCupid messages as we can in a short time frame to show how awful men are at initiating conversations with women. See also: a train-con…