#14 - My Teenage Guru

A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man

This is my longest episode to date - and quantity does equal quality, at least for this one.
And it turns out my (ex-) teen guru is having a birthday right around now - and I just wanna say, real clear-like, that this is NOT a birthday present or anything like that, 'cause I know this is NOT what he would want for his birthday and of course I would NEVER do something like give one of my sons an episode for their birthday present that they didn't even want or anything.
And I don't believe in birthdays anyway, as the earth does not "rotate" around the sun, when one uses the cosmic background radiation as a reference frame, as one should - it is clear that Earth is following a crazy curved corkscrew pattern through the universe. We never return to the "location" where we born - ever. Get used to it.
It is really just a random series of events that this all lined up.
But to be on the safe side - this is officially Episode 14. I jus' couldn't be chancing using that other next lower integer connected to this episode or to my guru or to the meaning of life.
Just hedging my bets here. Like airplane seating and building floor numbers you know.