We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Early 90's Haverhill High School yearbook bios were just built different. This episode also has a new mashup and an "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" episode commentary. Yo Diggity. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Listen to find out what's really inside the moon... And get your Shrek fix while you're at it with Swamp Quiz! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Did dinosaurs build the pyramids? Where do Pokeymans come from? What do these Clickbait Headlines actually mean? And, does Wes Scantlin like the way you smack his ass? www.coolparent.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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You just gotta listen. Rope Games are back and they brought their pals Pervert Proverbs, Truckdate, and Mystery Ship: Solving the Pyramids. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Here come some real good Googie Reviewbies, and loooottsss of 'em! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Backmasking! That movie title "game" that doesn't have a name! Truckdate! The Evil Cummer! Oh my! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Teenage Jockstrap (10 ft. Ball Bag)
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Certified Fresh on Rotten Topangos! This one's hot to the touch. We got Truckdate, Missed Connections, and Making a Muscle Boy, so strap in! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Fun in the Sun with Chip Dunn
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Chip Dunn, fully swung 24/7. We're looking at Haverhill High School's 2006 yearbook and dissecting some "lyrics" of Rob Zombie's, who went to Haverhill High! Woowwwwww... We also have a "Viva La Bam" trivia segment called Bamily Feud. Vito. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Would you like to gain the Knowledge of the Chameleon? Just pay very close attention to this installment of Pervert Proverbs, which may well be one of the best ever. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Stink Fish (feat. Cassio Stud)
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Hello, folks. Please listen to this episode, which contains Googie Reviewbies and some discussions regarding Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Salute Your Shorts. Thank you. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Purple Cooper Got A Big Disease
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Hey, everybody! This episode is mostly little mini segments and listener requests. Just listen to it, K? It's good. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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We're officially back and we've got jingles! We also have a new hip-hop song that's sure to change your outlook on life itself. All The Things We Said makes a return and stick around for a new mashup song and a special edition of Brain War! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/supp…
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We'll be back real soon, hang in there! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Here's a collection of prank calls we've done, including Andy Dick and Dave Navarro! (If any legal professionals ask, they were both just really good impressions...) www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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See you in a month! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Pervert Proverbs is in the house, and this batch is simply exquisite! We also have Viewer Reviewer runnin' buckwild along with our reactions to the "Twisters" trailer. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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This episode contains another installment of the new segment Synompsis. And you know we had to talk a little huss since the Kentucky Derby just happened. We also have an incredible Apedate! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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I Intend to Eat Every Hole
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Justy Boy brought us some Missed Connections to chew on! We also have some interesting news to discuss and we tasked A.I. with making The Shaggs' "My Pal Foot Foot" lyrics into a good song. The results are very interesting! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Melissa Pulls the Plug (She Loves It)
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Yearbook Bios are back with a vengeance, and so is Cowpoke Poetry! Please enjoy responsibly. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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There's a new segment in town... it's called Where Are They Now? and in this installment, we're discussing what happened to "Hey Arnold!" characters after the show ended. Then, we have some very interesting Googie Reviewbies runnin' buckwild! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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I'll be your dick baby. We got Pervert Proverbs and a new segment called News 2: The Sequel to the News. Also, a little eclipse conspiracy talk! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Guess what! Fundiferous Rex is here with us and he's spilling all his beans about ghost, among other things. I Love This Business is also making an appearance, so check it out, why don't ya?! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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A Street Cone Named Desire
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Hope you like CONE! We're trying on some new segments this episode, and I think we have some winners: Fact or Fistin' and Viewer Reviewer. We also have a new prank phone call! <3 www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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You Cannot Body Slam Flip Acre
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After a little Googie Reviewbie action, we have a brand new edition of Groff the Chain! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Making a Muscle Boy is here to rock your world! In other news, we got Rodeo Rhymes. Enjoy! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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We've got a real stand-out show for y'all here, so get into it! There are trucks, Oscar movie synopses and some Rob Zombie freakery. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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This one's really good, don't miss it. Justy Boy is back and we're looking at Yearbook Photos, The Book of 2 Chainz, Bigfoot Update, and some amazing A.I. Songs! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Witness BWETT as he magnificently fills in for Justy Boy! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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This one's got Pervert Proverbs AND Googie Reviewbies, soooooo...... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Rippin' Dicks & Drinkin' Gravy
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Tumbleweed Earth begins! The Goth with No Name, Tango the dick-ripping gladiator, and Jesse Ventura as Hank are drinkin' gravy with mutant children. Coming soon to a theater near you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Backmasking is back and slangin' smack! We also try on a new segment: Hey, Foot Girl. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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This episode contains some incredible A.I.-generated music from our very good lyrics. Don't miss it! There's also a guessing game involving aging punks and politicians. Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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This is a good one... Witness the birth of TUMBLEWEED EARTH! We have some questions to answer and a real nice batch of Missed Connections. Also, some very interesting news articles are covered. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/s…
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Smell the Dreams! BOO THIS MAN! Produs... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Big Dang Dutch Takes on the Goo Child
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Don't miss this one, we've got Umpdate! We've got A.I songs! We've got a prank phone call! And our main event is a new variation of Making a Muscle Boy! Exclamation point! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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You folks huckin' butt or what? We've got some Yearbook Bios leftover from Justy Boy's senior class and a selection of Tindergarten Cops submissions. But first, we must discuss truck... TRUCKDATE! Do you wanna see the yearbook photos discussed in this episode? Make sure you're subscribed to our Patreon and click HERE. If you're not subscribed, clic…
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Suno AI takes center stage as we use it to create some true musical masterpieces. Also, get ready for a very special Brain War and part one of Justy Boy's graduating class of 2008's Senior Bios! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Tindergarten Cops is out, POF Cops is in! Also, stick around till the end for a couple fresh prank phone calls. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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DOUG'S DREAM VISITOR (Bluffington Season 4)
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Join us on our very special 300th episode to discuss Bluffington season 3! We top it off with some absolutely stellar PornHub comments in a Pervert Proverbs you won't want to miss. Thanks so much for listening! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/sup…
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Finger Pete Fingers That Buck!
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Get ready for some instant classic Googie Reviewbies! But first, we must discuss "Pure Moods" and adult contemporary music (whatever that means). We also have a real nice installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, just for you! And don't forget to stick around for some more Impressions We Can't Do. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --…
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We have many little things on the menu today, but first... HORSE-KU. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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This one is really good, you're gonna love it. We have Tough Guy Poetry, Mumpdate, and Can I Aks You A Quession B?, among other things that'll knock your socks off, guaranteed! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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A.I. Dungeon is back along with Chatbot Poetry! Justy Boy has some Boston Missed Connections, too. Also, an introduction to the country nu-metal of Ryan Jesse... gross. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Prepare to enter the Zombie Zone! We're gonna try our darndest to figure out what the heck Rob Zombie is saying in the White Zombie song "More Human Than Human." Also, we have some of the greatest Pervert Proverbs of all time in this episode! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.…
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We're back in the spooky groove and Mr. Bob Zombie's lyrics will really make you think! We have a Halloween mashup song and we come up with some pitches for new Goosebumps. Then we top it all off with some EVPs as we speak into The Portal. And here's the "Doug Kids" image mentioned in the episode: https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/…
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Best Goofs! (Ep. 201 - 235)
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Curtis got sick and couldn't record, so here's a "best of" episode to hold you over until next week's episode (which will be glorious). Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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No more Halloween, it's dark-sided! We're officially endorsing Jesusween. We're also watching Doug and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, you wanna join? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Chris "Milkman" is with us today and we're checking out the senior bios in the yearbook for his graduating class of 2007! We also have some exceptional Buttermans to share and Justy Boy delivers a beautiful poem about egg. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-pa…
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Justy Boy brought some instant classic Missed Connections to share and Curtis brough some exceptional Googie Reviewbies. All that and more in this bombshell episode of the Cool Parents Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Listen as we attempt (and mostly fail) to do a whole bunch of impressions! We also have The Book of 2 Chainz and a whole lotta jazzzzz, baby! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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