The generic brand version of your favorite podcast that’s been severely watered down and overly salted so you don’t notice. Each week we spin a wheel and play Russian roulette with our success. Join us, Rachel and Gamage, in all of our highly informed wisdom, because we are gods with the knowledge of a thousand lifetimes. Experience our bullshit every Sunday.
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Ep52 First Annual WHTPAHversary
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It’s been a year since we set out on our journey to water down the already saturated market of podcasting. What have we learned so far? Bupkis. Regardless, we here at WHTPAH never pass up the opportunity to celebrate mediocrity, and have decided to do so in the audio equivalent of your family reunion’s weird potato salad. Some bites are salty, some…
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Would you rather sleep soundly at night or lie awake dripping in existential dread? Would you rather eat a hot dog or a used sandal? Would you rather fight a wombat to death or ride in a sled dragged by 58 crows? We answer none of these.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep50 Hot Goss or Slander Banter
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Try out our new fragrance: Power of the Anteater. You’ll need that musk to navigate through these fun and weird facts about celebrities that might be true, or super lies that will inevitably get us shut down.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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It’s really hard for some people not to be A-holes. Regardless, it’s free content for us so join in and see if you can outjudge us. We also scratch the surface of terms synonymous with ‘Cleveland Steamer’. If you don’t know what that is, ask your grandmother, she’s wise enough.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep48 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 3: Passion of the Barktroll
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We finally come to the conclusion that was promised would never come and meet the real hero of the series, Barky, and hear his saga of battling the Nasty Jack Black Attack. Can rock people get STDs? Look man, we’re just happy to finally move on from this.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep47 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 2: How The Turn-Tables
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Rachel gives a warm welcome to Gamage in the pit of torment and shows him around as they lament the dark experience of The NeverEnding Story 2: The Next Chapter in the worst WHTPAH episode to air. We almost skipped this one.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep46 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 1: Rachel’s Torment
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Ah, the masterpiece that is 1984s The NeverEnding Story. A cult classic for millions of children for an era. Now? The method of torture for unfortunate Rachels sent to Gamage-tino Bay.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep45 Dummy Dummy Inquiries
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Answering the questions you never thought to ask. Probably because you weren’t huffing paint during your formative years. Yes, we’re finding stupid questions and discovering what wisdom the Korean chode chart has to offer.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep44 Newly Engaged Snake Wizards
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Just because you state that you have an unpopular opinion doesn't automatically make you cool. Also, it's probably not even an unpopular opinion. Of course you shouldn't be drinking soda with every meal, you're not a pioneer, Robert.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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If I had a nickel for every time the French did nuclear testing on the pacific coast that created a giant iguana monster, I’d have one nickel. Butter your popcorn and stock up on pregnancy tests because we’re getting away with vehicular manslaughter today.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep42 Your Favorite Dino Sucks
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Probably. We have a lot to say about a lot of dinosaurs, some are really cool but others aren’t. It’s a regular 3rd grade recess discussion today as we cry about how many long necks and raptors there are.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep41 It’s All Fart Math and Hairy Boobs
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We browse some self proclaimed non-stupid questions for content because nothing’s sacred. The real stupid questions are the ones we ask each other. Be warned, we have a hard time not talking about butts, poops, and farts in this one. You kinda already knew that, though.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep40 Stolen Lunches and Designated D-Bags
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It's Reddit judgment day as we listen to more stories inquiring if they are indeed an a-hole. Lot of friendships and marriages with strange dynamics in this one, I’m not judging. Wait, yes I am.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep39 True Crime or Movie Time?
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The hit new game show is back with more prompts that could go either way. We got violent blue women, elaborate peacock assassinations, the entire plot to American Psycho, and more inside!על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep38 Miss Websworth’s Home For Wayward Spidersonas
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Madame Web was bad. That’s it, that’s the description of this episode.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep37 Willy BaDonka and the Insanity Factory
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Timothy Chalamet doesn’t actually have a badonk but we discuss the multiverse of the new Wonka movie, reveal of the Cocoa Conspiracy, and ponder how many Oompa Loompas Timothy needs to enslave to evolve into Gene Wilder. Just kidding, the Oompas enslave the Wonkas with their insane interest rates - seriously these guys are vicious loan sharks. I to…
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What fuels shame? What’s the proper etiquette to meeting a fist bump when you went in for a shake? Was this bro going in for a kiss when we hugged? How do I tell this woman that I wasn’t staring at her boobs and was just spacing out? We don’t really answer these questions, just label which is worse and go “aw man that sucks”.…
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Mystery Men was a great movie, right? Right?? Also in this episode: Prince is obsessed with colors while Depeche Mode is obsessed with God.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep34 Fantasy Interview: The Void
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I get the pleasure of interviewing the two-dimensional personality of a four-dimensional being. Or is it that I can’t comprehend their personality with my feeble brain in such a way that they appear to be uninteresting? You decide.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep33 True Crime or Fake Crime?
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On this True Crime podcast, we're describing crimes and then guessing whether it actually happened or if it's from a movie.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep32 Ballad of the Meat Floor
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Let’s do some more “Would You Rather” questions. We get real weird with this one. For the audience: Would you rather pee poop or eat a gallon of ranch dressing in one sitting?על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep31 Fantasy Interview: Pepperjack
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In this episode, we probe the life of Pepperjack the bard and some of the vast differences between our worlds. He’s traveled this far to find a chronomancer named ‘Gathro’, so if you have any information regarding this person, please email us and we will forward the information to Pepperjack.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ever travel? You should. Or maybe don’t, we’re not cops. Also, why is Rachel so obsessed with trains?על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep29 There Can Be Only One
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Actually, there were six movies, two TV shows, one animated show, ten books, four comic books, a trading card game, and two video games. Today, we only focus on the original Highlander and its circus of a sequel.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Whoever told you there were no such thing as stupid questions lied to you because they felt really bad at that god awful inquiry that somehow escaped from your face hole like a banshee on fire.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep27 A-Hole 2, Fecal Boogaloo
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Severe judgment on more stories we’ve no idea are true or not from people we’ve never met. We here at WHTPAH stand by our final decisions.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We fill your ears with the records of serial poopers and even made sure that our audio quality matched.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We got some super A++ 100% true stories that happened to us and not blatantly plagiarized off the internet. Buckle up and don’t drive under any acorn trees because it’s going to get wild enough. Sell all those quarter machine fake tattoos you have still sitting in a drawer somewhere, they're worthless. What are you even saving them for?…
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Ep24 Alicia Keys is more talented than Beyoncé, fight me.
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This episode talks about the parts of the Superbowl that were important I think, I didn’t watch it. Also, we share our genealogy data. Is that really how you spell ‘genealogy’? Shit, I guess so. We also might have dipped into some Final Fantasy territory so bring a book to keep yourself entertained.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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This week we explore a whole Chex Mix bag of some of the worst case scenarios of love turned most sour. Severed appendages, feathery love dolls, digging holes, squirrel weapons. You know, the classics.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We steal Craig TV’s, discuss real(ity) love, and give dating advice. Oh and also Dave’s a dick.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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I also pick that guy's wife for best roommate.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Let’s talk about the Emmy’s. Okay, we didn't watch them, but did you? Yeah, I didn't think so.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We finally get to take a crack at doling out advice to situations that our beloved listeners are experiencing. We just hope they’re smart enough to ignore it.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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This week’s episode on Fiction talks about Death and some of his/her many fictional interpretations. We also discuss fictional situations brought from ‘Will You Press The Button?’ and Rachel’s useless superpower game. It’s a barrel of laughs. Okay, a mason jar of giggles. More than a shot glass of chortles, at least.…
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Ep17 It’s Evolution Bay-Beeee!
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We did it, we solved the conflict between religion and evolution. Also dolphins have thumbs now, granting them the ability to give the classic non-RPG Assassin’s Creed games two thumbs down.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep16 Breaking up with 2023
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We say goodbye to the mediocre year and make promises we know we won’t keep for the next year.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep15 Unmaskening the Christimas
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All I want for Christmas is a KFC bidet. Oh, and we figure out who Santa really is no big deal.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep14 Christmas Creature Canards
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Packed with all your favorite Christmas cryptid gossip. We dive into the sordid history of the Gävle goat and discover how he stays so thin through the holidays with this one simple meal ingredient. And you’ll never guess who the Mari Lwyd is dating these days.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep13 We Have Finding Nemo at Home
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We dissect the experience that is Finding Jesus, a movie about fish and their beliefs. The real lesson is that everybody wants to be VeggieTales but no one wants to put in VeggieTales effort.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep12 The Conquest of the Gorilla Emus
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Is your eagle getting bullied by the other eagles? Studies show it may be caused by their given name. We cultivate a list of proper eagle names to ensure cohesive social relationships. Also, I bet the Waffle House employees would have won the emu war, them’s smart folk.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We discuss what we’re all waiting for all the time, new music recommendations. Bonus content: An extremely vindictive new method to annoy your coworkers.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep10 Happy ThanksRibbings Pilgrims
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Screw genocide, give me: more poops, less apologies, and petty middle aged women eating meatballs.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep9 Endure the Art of ’Would You Rathers’
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We do the fiction. We probably don’t do great cause tired and lazy. But hey, you knew what this was when you got into this podcast, I didn’t promise you Kellog’s I promised you Kelly’s Hogs, it’s different.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We crack the code on the big real life issues many of you have.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We discover the true meaning of Christmas. Wait, that's not right. Halloween. We learn the true meaning of Halloween.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Unicorns with extra unicorns and a side of unicorns.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep5 Justice is Seldom Just
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Content Warning: Contains murder, child abuse, and SA. This week we learn all about The Girl in the Wall and the unsolved mystery of Hae Min Lee.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep4 Are You The A-hole? Probably.
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We use r/AITA to blindly judge whether you’re guilty on title alone and then read the details to find out how horrifically wrong or absolutely accurate we are.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep3 Cryptic Clues for Rooby-Doo
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We Mystery Machine this and unmask a local cryptid.על ידי Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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