Magic amulets, dog people, hot dog guns and (of course) a healthy dose of bare feet. Now that's a dog movie!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Ilyon and Boyks return for another dark comedy about feeding bodies to dogs - how does this keep happening?על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Wilby Daniels returns with brother Moochie to commit dog crimes, shoot commercials, practice law, and get married. Guest host Kobuddy returns for the non-Tim Allen Shaggy Dog made for TV movie; The Return of the Shaggy Dog!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to honour the life of big banker, embezzler, and landlord Wishbone, Boyks' old favourite, who we now must unfortunately ENDעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Kuvo joins our hosts this week for the return of Robo-dog. Robo-dog's death and reanimation as a new entity - Mr. Sparky - raises serious ethical and philosophical implications. Do our memories define who we are? Can a machine have a soul? Do you think the kids dad just gets them every second weekend, or...? Find out the answer to at least one of t…

Join us this week in Roblox for Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat: The Case of the Giggle Geeks. What an easy name to market off of. Why not just use the fake name used in this Christian children's movie? Clowns Gone Wild? Jesus Christעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Merry Christmas! I know you asked for dog adventures with the Dogateers Timmy, but how would you like a Christmas movie with Dean Cain instead???? You were a bad kid, Timmy.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Special guest and Hokuto No Ken enjoyer Tie tuesday joins us for the 1995 live action adaptation. Why is Chris Penn here? Where is Ken's wife? Are we already dead? Is Jackal the best boy, or whippit Nosferatu? Time to find out!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

And the incredibly confused podcast. We learn the lifecycle of clowns, how to prevent a heart attack (downing a full bottle of pills), what a snipe looks like, and absolutely nothing about a dog. How does this keep happening? Put a dog in your dog movies!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks dredges up a VHS tape from the depths of Disney hell and straps Ilyon down to learn the lore of the mysterious sixth Airbuddy. Get ready buddyheads, for the not-at-all exciting answer.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

There's no bunny, no puppy, and forget about Easter. It's another David DeCouteau masterpiece!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks and Ilyon stumble across pirate gold sapphires dollar store glass beads in the form of R.A.D.A.R. the bionic dog. Pirates, cyborgs, mad scientists, and corrupt mayors abound and somehow it's all unwatchable. Time to walk the plank.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Ilyon's back from vacation and it's a wild ride, as this week we plunge the dark depths of the American dream and try to get to the bottom of who's scamming who. Boyks fills up his corkboard to try to find the key to money laundering, and a little girl searches for the American Dream - time with family (spelled: M-O-N-E-Y…

Today, the boys look at Rottweiler, a Terminator-inspired Breaking Benjamin-ass hardcore exploitation movie. It's ruff alright.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Jim Carrey carries his career out of the way of made-for-TV Ace Ventura 3, leaving it in the capable hands of the voice of Air Buddy Budderball. Get your Hawaiian shirts and pompadours ready to kick some cops, race some heelys, and fart to save the animals.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

He's the maaaaaaaaaaaaaan! But not a dog - Boyks shares a classic B-movie with co-host Ilyon anyway. So download this to your DAMN TALKING BOX and enjoyעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

A sensitive, powerful, Christian take on a single-parent home, torn apart by war and the one big jackass that farts his way into their hearts; Kevin Sorbo.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Down the most toxic beer you can find, turn on the nitrous in your car, find a dog, and punch a cop in his sunglasses - it's Highway to Hellעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Please? Pleeeeeaase? Just a whiff? A little treat? C'mon. Welcome to wholesome Christian family movies, starring Jesus' 13th psychic immortal dog apostle.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks and Ilyon stumble on a pit as dark as the depths of Uranus!! (canned laughter). FamilyEntertainment.tv AKA - WowNow, Doc TV, Pup TV, Dream Machine Animation, Toe Jamz, and Brainy Pants presents a steaming pile of shit generated in an afternoon specifically to trick parents into accidentally buying it. Please don't give them money and fame and…

Hey look it's the second Pup Star movie! Hold on, I'm being handed a note... OH FUCK, THIS IS THE FOURTH??? THEY MADE FOUR?על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

It's a classic tale of man meets dog, man kills dog, man cyberizes dog, man hooks up with dog's mom! Welcome to Ruff Cutsעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Special guest Kobuddy joins us for a Christmas special! Boyks received the gift of a DVD monster dog; a movie that has been removed everywhere else we looked. We get to find out if it's a Christmas miracle or a real monster mutt.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

The boys are haunted by a spirit of Christmas past, when the director of Santa's Summer Home returns with Christmas Spirit; the story of an Eldritch Christmas Milf and her B&E expert. Strap in.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Would you like to business film business to maximize your earning potential? We can hook you up with a distributor and Richard Karn so you can repackage your bad family dog movie into a worse "adult-themed" Christmas "comedy". Time to business.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

It's that most wonderful time of the year! When Ilyon forgets to look at the production company for the second week in a row and we're forced to watch an Asylum film about dogs pissin' Happy holidays to all who celebrate!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks detoxes Ilyon from League of Legends Worlds through negative reinforcement with a monstrous nightmare of a Buzzfeed studios film based on their Purina Puppy Chow ad campaignעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Guest special Scooby expert TheJewker returns for the WWE Scooby special movie. Will The Bonebender bend bones? How awesome *is* The Miz? Will anyone see John Cena? Find out!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

The fairy tale classic comes back, now with 50% more spitting, cowpokes, anthropomorphic animals, hips, racism, unfortunate dentistry, and smoooooooooooooothness.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

It's time for spooky night and we have an extra scary surprise movie for everyone - including Ilyon.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

We convene our panel of experts, with special guest Devious Vacuum to discuss bicon 2004 film, Van Helsing. Is he a good boy? Why is his hair so luscious? Find out!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Are you ready for the werewolf break? Guess which of our podcasters is a werewolf in the Werewolf Break! (Please keep your pencils ready and take notes. This is a test)על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

The spookiest season is upon us! Canadian Thanksgiving! We welcome in the whole family; The Black Lagoon creature, Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and the good boy Wolfman.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Enjoy episode 153 - See Spot Run, with a talented cast of actors like Steve Schirripa (The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Michael Clarke Duncan (Green Mile) and... David Arquette (Hamlet 2) we're sure to get a good one... Right? R-right?על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks and Ilyon find and explore another film from writer/director/editor Richard Boddington (Dogfather (2010)). It's Against The Wild 2 - The only Canadian film of 2016 to get an American theatrical release.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

"Jesus Christ, it's like a fucking dog movie in here" - Will Forte, Strays-manעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Special guest TheJewker joins us for a special 150 celebration episode where we dive into the deep world of renowned luchador El Santo and his intense tag team cage match rivalry with every Universal classic monster. Discover all that you need about Satan, suplexes, and the evil Dr. Eric and his quest for Dracula's gold.…

Dogs, cops, and millennials on cell phones. It's a family dog film!על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Jack Black gets NASTY in the land of infinite Jar-Jar Binks'. Strap in, find a toilet and mail yourself home - it's Neverending Story... 3. Falkor is a dog, btwעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

In space, no one can hear you scream (with joy, because you just found five puppies)על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

The worstest of boys, Ernest, and special guest Kobuddy stop by to check in on a bunch of pre-pubescent ninjas and their Big Dawg friends.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Special guest Evil Urchin joins us for OM NOM NOM, THIS WHOLE WOLF TASTES GREATעל ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

A vivid 90s childhood romp through time and space with dinosaur knights, mutant spiders, crop top troll babies, and a character twist we did not see coming.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Dog AV Club finds a gang of Doberman crime bosses and an 8 year old mastermind.על ידי Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Comic colorist Nick Filardi (World's Second Finest Podcast) joins us for his very first* Ruff Cuts episode! We get introduced to the Great Gazoo, a character the movie doesn't want you to forget; but your brain will!על ידי ruffcuts

Holy Toledo! That's a monkey! It's an ape! Watch out, it's got a skateboard! It's hitting that half-pipe! Find cover!על ידי ruffcuts

We watched Ginger Snaps 3: Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning. This is the actual title. Follow the adventures of Johnny Six Knives, Two Guns, Two Axes, and a Bow as he tries to convince two women not to become murder puppies.על ידי ruffcuts

It's about family, and bad green screen, and stock dog footage... And clip art "effects"על ידי ruffcuts

mega dega. Mega Dega. Mega. Dega. Mega! Dega! MEGA DEGA!על ידי ruffcuts

Boyks woke me at 9AM to watch a direct to video Chuck E Cheese movie like it was Christmas morning and I'll never forgive himעל ידי ruffcuts