Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Thank you to everyone who came out to Dragoncon to see the show live! It was an awesome time! Now that we are back in our respective homes, the show format returns to normal…well…whatever normal is for Botched anyways! This episode picks up still in the midst of the chaos of the World's Fair. People are running ar…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Welcome to Season 9! For those of you who are not familiar, our seasons always begin with a liveshow. The first episode will definitely have a little different sound to them, than the normally recorded episodes. In this instance, we are playing in front of a crowd at Dragoncon! Normally, we change the setting ever…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The final episode of Season 8! It all comes down to this! A small group of MTF managed to get inside the 05 Council Headquarters in an attempt to stop the Rogue Satellite from driving the Sun insane and causing it to turn every living creature into goo monsters. All caugh…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are down to the final two episodes of Season 8! That’s not a lot of time to prevent When Day Breaks! The Foundation has discovered how exactly When Day Breaks starts…but now they also know who’s behind it all. The 05 Council! That leaves our group with only a few optio…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The clock is ticking down until the SCP Foundation runs out of time to stop SCP-001 When Day Breaks! The information gathered from the Chaos Insurgency base has finally been deciphered, and the master plan is laid bare. With that in mind, the heads of Site 69, along with …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are in the home stretch of the season! If the SCP Foundation is going to stop 001 When Day Breaks from occurring they need to get to the bottom of who’s helping the Sarkicists. One culprit is Marshall Carter and Dark LTD, so the group finds what they believe to be one …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, but instead a group of small business owners, opening up shop in Boston. Specifically, a deli. However, this deli serves food that would be considered “exotic” to anyone outside of central PA. Things get off to …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, not to start anyways. This episode follows a group of explorers hired via a Craigslist ad to explore the long forgotten and abandoned town of Beard Oregon. This rag tag group are sent out with some supplies in o…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As our researchers arrive at work, they notice a new wing is being added to Site 69. Dr Alto Clef meets them and gives details that the serpent's hand has been collecting everything and anything about the sun. The O-5 council was curious. they started having their satelli…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the small town of Poplar Bluff there have been a string of murders! Each day a family is brutally stabbed. Each family, completely different, with different ages and family makeup. Nothing seems to tie these murders together. It seems like the perpetrators are all diff…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! On a brutal summer day, down in Fort Lauderdale Florida, someone has called Alagoni's Pizza for some relief from the terrible hunger pains that has been plaguing them since second breakfast. The only people strong enough to carry the crown that is delivering Alagoni's Piz…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 has dispatched a squad to a small village in northern Portugal. Unlike most times, this team has a military babysitter. Not the standard Foundation leadership. It shows. They are investigating a meteorite that crashed just outside of said village. When they arrive…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Foundation is still working on unraveling the mysteries of the Chaos Insurgency base. In the meantime, a group of field agents have been dispatched to a lake in France. This lake has had numerous reports of insect and bird populations lowering drastically over the cou…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! While the Foundation searches through the rubble of the Chaos Insurgency, a distress signal is sent out from one of the Foundation’s non-anomalous disposal sites. This is a location used to incinerate items and corpses that are not anomalous. However, it seems that even t…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has assaulted the Chaos Insurgency base! There were quite a few losses due to things like…falling out of the plane…or grass. Ultimately, the Foundation has successfully made it to the base, and has begun to assault the innards of the base while a major …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Chaos Insurgency, after laying waste to a Foundation location, has gone back to their base of operations, along with some anomalies. However, unbeknownst to the Chaos Insurgency, those anomalies had tracking devices implanted in them. Now that the Foundation knows whe…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Area 12 was overrun by the Chaos Insurgency! Not only that but they also have Able in their employ. In the previous episode, Site 69 sent in MTF to try to save whoever they could, but everyone in Area 12 was killed. Many were killed when going up against Able, but eventua…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! A foundation facility, Area 12, has sent out a distress signal to any Foundation locations that can help. They have been attacked by an unknown enemy. They managed to get out a brief signal before it was quickly terminated. Site 69 has sent out their go-to MTF to aid them…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode takes place in two different time periods. At first, a group of real estate bankers in Italy are sent to investigate a vacant house and determine its value. Upon arriving, the house seems to be in a great location, but needs serious repairs. They also discove…

Join your hosts Jamie G and Magnum Mills for "The Night Pod Cometh". On this episode, we're discussing Season 11 Episode 6 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "Being Frank". Are you ready to experience a day in the life of Frank Reynolds? I hope so, because you don't have a choice! Maybe things aren't always as easy as they seem for Frank, but …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! After taking back the beach for the Church of the Broken God…from the SCP Foundation, the church sends them on one more mission. A city in South America has been out of contact for some time, and they want to ensure a piece of Mekhane is safe and returned. Site 69 sends 3…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 is continuing to work with the Church of the Broken God in the hopes that the alliance will help them keep the Sarkicists from turning the world into puddles of fleshy goo. The Church has requested that an MTF be sent to a particular island that’s important to the…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP has decided to look into this possible rogue Foundation asset. If you don’t remember, someone has been using the anomaly known as Able to murder other facility’s staff. According to the records the transfer of Able was deleted. However, there seems to be a few loo…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is back! Just in time to be awful. In this week’s episode, a group of field agents is sent to investigate a missing person’s report. What makes this report draw the attention of the foundation is the fact that a teenage boy went missing from a bathroom, with no wind…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is out for this one! We will have to make due with just the 3 dinguses. The staff at Site 69 are alerted of an anomalous gas mask that has appeared in a park. The person wearing it appeared out of nowhere, and ran away. The gas mask appears to be a specific soviet s…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP is still working with the Church of the Broken God, for now. As such, they have given Site 69 some coordinates and told them to investigate. Turns out, it’s in Kazakhstan. Upon exploring, they find a base. However, this base doesn’t seem to have anyone alive. Some…

Join your hosts Jamie G and Magnum Mills for "The Night Pod Cometh". On this episode, we're discussing Season 11 Episode 4 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "Dee Made a Smut Film". Are you doing a Greico thing? Do you remember who Richard Grieco is? Are you conditioning the air around you? These are all questions that you MUST ask yourself. I…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! With the apocalypse literally on the horizon, the SCP Foundation has done the unthinkable, joined forces with the Church of the Broken God. The SCP Foundation received a distress message from a little town and in Europe and sent their newly minted MTF down to help. Once t…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Their business with the mysterious artifact stolen from the Church of the Broken God concluded for the time being, Site 69 senior research personnel turn their attention to unfinished business. Two of the crates from the Marshall, Carter, and Dark LTD raid have been retri…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The first encounter with The Church of the Broken God was a relative success. Only a couple casualties and nothing that can be linked back to the Foundation. Part one of the plan, so far, is a success. Now that they’ve gotten whatever this anomalous item is back to Site 6…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Serpent’s Hand has given the Foundation a little bit of information. They have suggested forming some sort of an alliance with another cult. The Church of the Broken God. This cult is the exact opposite of Sarkicists, they believe flesh is a sin, and that they need to…

Join your hosts Jamie G and Magnum Mills for "The Night Pod Cometh". This time, we've got a double-header on tap. We're discussing Season 11 Episodes 9-10 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "The Gang Goes to Hell" (Part 1 & Part 2). This is an interesting pair of episodes. It's hard to beat Charlie dressed as Gilligan, drinking Torpedo Juice, …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In this third and final chapter in this UK anomaly, we are, for some reason, once again following the Queefing Ponies. An MTF…which is also a band. Though, they seem more interested and knowledgeable about being a band than an MTF. Tasked with venturing deeper into this a…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation is continuing to study this anomaly in the UK. Having just sent in a D-Class to investigate the other side of the hole filled with elongated bodies, they decide to test out what is going on with the victims of this anomaly on their side. Once testing ha…

Join your hosts Jamie G and Magnum Mills for "The Night Pod Cometh". This time, we're discussing Season 11 Episode 8 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", titled "Charlie Catches a Leprechaun". St. Paddy's Day isn't here yet, but you'll be drinking green beer and catching leprechauns before you know it! Join The Night Pod Cometh for a ride in the…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! A report came in from an Foundation agent in the UK that they think there may be something off in a small village. The Foundation sends in some agents to see what they can find. Not long after arriving, they discover that there is indeed something strange going on. Of cou…

Join your hosts Jamie G and Magnum Mills for "The Night Pod Cometh". This time, we're discussing Season 11 Episode 7 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", titled "McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: Trial of the Century". We will be spoiling ALL existing episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" as well as any interviews, articles, podcasts, etc. You ja…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Space Vikings! Wait, no, just the accents. We really only have one Swedish accent. Somewhere between someone from Minnesota, and the Swedish Chef. This story begins in Switzerland in one of the major clock making towns. There appears to be a closed off area of town that n…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the previous episode, the SCP Foundation managed to save a member of the Serpent’s Hand. In return, they were given a piece of paper with a name, coordinates, and nothing else. Not knowing what to expect, the foundation sent in an MTF for extraction, only to find that …

Join your hosts Jamie G and Magnum Mills for "The Night Pod Cometh". This time, we're discussing Season 11 Episode 2 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", titled "Frank Falls Out the Window". We will be spoiling ALL existing episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" as well as any interviews, articles, podcasts, etc. You jabronis have been …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation needs to make some headway with the Serpent’s Hand. This is difficult as the SH refers to the foundation personnel as “The Jailors.” However, a report has come in of a conflict in Iraq between Serpent’s Hand members and a group of Sarkicists. According …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Our story begins with some humble Bostonian rail workers heading into the subway tunnels for maintenance. Apparently, there have been numerous reports of a lot of flies and rats, indicating something might have died down in the tunnels. Trying to avoid criticism from the …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been alerted to a possible anomalous situation in Seattle. According to reports there may be something going down in regards to a shady dealing. Site 69 sends a group of undercover operatives to an ad agency in hopes of recovering said item. They ar…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are still in Vienna, however, no longer are we trying to ascertain what is taking people. Oh no, we are very well aware of who they are, and they are definitely not “grappenwulfen.” It seems the royal family that was once thought to have died merely moved below the pal…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the city of Vienna there are a number of missing persons. Normally these are children, drunks, and prostitutes. Normally they’re never found. However, the SCP Foundation is alerted once 3 bodies turn up in completely different states from one another. One of them is li…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! It’s a dark and stormy night. The MTF squad known as “The Creepy Crawlies” has just completed a deadly mission, and only 3 of them made it out alive. They need somewhere to ride out this storm before returning to their own site. Site 69 just happens to be the closest Site…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Before Site 69 can do anything with the information they picked up from The Liar’s Cradle, there is an emergency that requires the SCP Foundation’s attention. SCP-1983, otherwise known as the “Doorway to Nowhere” is under foundation observation. A researcher, without perm…

Join your hosts Jamie G and Magnum Mills for "The Night Pod Cometh". This time, we're discussing Season 9 Episode 10 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "The Gang Squashes Their Beefs". We will be spoiling ALL existing episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" as well as any interviews, articles, podcasts, etc. You bozos have been warned.…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Site 69 Researchers have relocated temporarily, along with a large contingent of D-Class to the newly secure facility in Spain. The 0-5 Council is letting the leadership of Site 69 experiment on and utilize SCP-2128 otherwise known as The Liar’s Cradle. This anomalous…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This week we are traveling to Spain! Specifically to a small city with a nearby castle. The city itself seems to be stuck in the dark ages as the religious cult that oversees it controls everything. This cult, otherwise known as the Brazen Heart, operates in a nearby cast…