It's been a stressful few weeks. So this episode is not a typical episode. It's a surprise musical performance the likes of which many an open mic night and local venue has seen before! Honestly, we all just deserve a little break. We will be back to laughing about silly supernatural shenanigans next time. Pleas join our growing community on DISCOR…

You are about to gain ingress to another realm. A zone not just of time, and place... but one that is a theater of the mind. A place where the spooky and horrifying meet both the inane and the ridiculously bizarre or contrived. Grab on to your butts. For you just stumbled on a curb of strange, and tripped into The Crepuscular Quadrant! HAPPY HALLOW…

Join us for quite possibly the most boring episode we've ever done. More fun than watching paint dry is listening to rocks get stacked! This time we try to get to the bottom of Stonehenge. Who built it? Where did they come from? And what were they doing?.. What's the meaning of Stonehenge?!! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/leasthaunt…

Sometimes you just want to talk about The Jersey Devil, but all of the little details keep getting in the way. This time we are going to scour The Pine Barrens for the secret untold truth of The Garden State's second most famous monster... After Bruce Springsteen, that is. Also in this episode: We run with The Sun Dogs in search of alien life in Ga…

From the coast of Big Sur, to the top of the second highest peak in The British Isles, Cody and Garth explore tales of giant shadow figures in the mist. What are The Dark Watchers? Who is The Big Gray Man? and What does a specter from Germany have to do with it? All of this and the opening of your third eye await in the latest episode of Least Haun…

Do unknown giant felids stalk the moors of Great Britain? Do Scottish sheep have something else to fear on the shores of Loch Ness? Do cats recognize the monarchy? This time wildlife biologist and Least Haunted's resident "Cryptid Hunter" Carolyn joins us once again to take a look at the mystery of Alien Big Cats. Join us on Discord! https://discor…

Cody has a migraine and Garth has a cough. So of course the only logical thing to do is address the really important questions: How Ghost Work? What Ghost do? Why is Ghost? Etc. Admittedly there are a hell of a lot more questions than answers in this one, so you've been warned. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/UJnE3vbtNa Support us on Patreon…

Today is our One Hundred and Eleventieth episode! In New Zealand they dial 111 for emergencies, so here we are, talking arson and summer fun. Cody and Garth discuss some recent brushes with rapid oxidation and then we travel to England to get to the bottom of a spooky photograph of a burning city hall. Come and join us and we promise we won't put o…

This time Cody and Garth are joined once again by the incomparable Michael Swaim to discuss the time a famous author wrote a book posthumously. That's right! It's actual ghost writers! They also discuss Michael's new book, The Climb and delve into the philosophical ramifications of generative A.I. on the world of artists and creators. So grab your …

It's a hot one at Least Haunted HQ, so to escape the heat we are going to dive deep beneath the ocean. But as we do we need to be on the look out for the grasping tentacles of one of the briney deep's most feared sea monsters! Look out for Kraken! Support us on Patreon! https://patreon.com/leasthaunted Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/UJnE3vb…

Here it is! The c*ntinuation of the discussion regarding the magical role of genitals. This time, Cody and Garth focus more on the Middle Ages, and instead of just talking about dicks, they explore the depths of the magic and mystery that is The Vulva. Obvious CONTENT WARNING. Also, an ILLUMINATING trip to Garth's Corner! Join us on Discord! https:…

This time we talk about Richard Payne Knight, a man so interested in phalluses that he inadvertently created not just magick, but possibly our modern world. It's a long hard subject, but we're going to grasp it tight and work it out to completion. Listener discretion is of course strongly advised... Support us on Patreon! https://patreon.com/leasth…

Cody and Garth talk about the time that two young girls fooled a whole new age movement and the creator of Sherlock Holmes down by a beck. What's a beck? You'll have to listen to find out! Garth's Corner is a Youtube video this time! https://youtu.be/2OApzDfuP50 Support us on Patreon! https://patreon.com/leasthaunted Join our Discord! https://disco…

This time Garth and Cody take a look into the upsetting and troubling business of inapropriate nocturnal attacks by Incubi and Succubi. What is the deal with these demons, and why do they want our fluids? Learn the ancient origins and very problematic functions of these supernatural terrors of the night as we just try to make some sense of it all. …

Has it been four years already? This time Cody and Garth are joined once again by Mule-Man Jared, who is now the official Least Haunted Archivist. Listen as they discuss the origins and development of fan favorite bits and characters, in a pretty self indulgent exercise (if we are being honest). Support us on Patreon! https://patreon.com/leasthaunt…

Has anyone ever told you that "No one knows who, how, or why the Great Pyramids of Egypt were built"? Or did they try to tell you that "Aliens" somehow were involved? Well if someone ever told you that, they were full of Sh*t. Listen as we explain not everything, but pretty damn close to it, about The Great Pyramids of Giza. We'll also go through s…

That's right! It's happening again! Spring is here, and like the swallows retuning to San Juan Capistrano, Garth and Cody return once again to Star Trek The Next Generation to discuss the episode, Schisms. Not as much Dr. Crusher this time, but it's still a spooky episode that falls within the borders of the Least Haunted. If this is your first tim…

This time we talk about the story of a strange encounter in the hills of West Virginia that often gets labeled as a Cryptid. But is is really? We'll use lessons that we've learned from past episodes to analyze and try to get to the bottom of The Flatwoods Monster. Along the way we will travel to some truly unexpected places. Support us on Patreon! …

It only took us 100 episodes, but we are finally ready to talk about The Bigfoot. Learn about the origins of this american crytpid, how it got its name, where it is said to roam, and how likely it is that it even exists at all. It's been a long road to get here, now join us as we celebrate this milestone with the help of our friends, and we get to …

Welcome back to The Least Haunted Paranormal University! Today's class is an introduction to Cryptozoology! Learn the pre-history and the regular-history of this psuedoscience! Hear the tale of the two "Father's of Cryptozoology", and also how what you think you know about Crytpids might actually be wrong! This class can be taken to earn your Crypt…

It's Groundhog Day... Again. Which means we are here at LH HQ to talk about all manner of Time Travel Shenanigans and legends. Did two British ladies travel through time to Marie Antoinette's garden party? Did a Hipster hit his head and wake up in 1941? And why is it so important that your time machine is also a space machine? SO fire up the fax ma…

Cody tells Garth the story of the time that the US Army hoaxed it's way to victory in World War Two, and then Garth tells Cody about the time the US Army tried to "Scooby-Doo" their way to victory in Vietnam. Along the way a lot is learned about deception, misdirection, and why you should never trust an army of ghosts. Support us on Patreon! https:…

Happy New Year! Cody is on vacation finding himself in the American South West. And due to some logistical difficultues- instead of a "regular episode" this time, Garth and Cody just chat about the spooky adventures Cody is having in the parallel alternate reality that is Phoenix Arizona and the twilight zone that surrounds it. We promise there wil…

You're invited to the party to end all holiday parties! It's guaranteed to be the most festive and completely consensual event of the season. So put on your ugliest sweater, bring a gift for the gift exchange, and make sure you have plenty of lube to share! Wait, what was that last bit? You'll just have to listen to find out. It's time for Consent …

This time Cody and Garth are joined once again by Travis Alexander of The Hoppy Trails Podcast to talk all things Gremlins! What are they? Where do the come from? What are the rules? And why did that one female gremlin in Gremlins 2 make us feel so funny? It's everything you wanted to know about the little mischievous little monsters but just never…

Avast ye mateys! And come aboard the S.S. Least Haunted as we sail the seven seas and talk of mermaids Fijis... Learn the classic tail of a hoaxy scam that had no gills, but really swam- through currents of money that is. Then dive deep into the depths of ancient lore and belief of yore regarding piscine ladies on a distant shore. And raise your pr…

The time has finally arrived! At long last the tale of two of the most famous ghost hunters and demon harassers of the last seventy years shall be told. Hear of their humble beginnings and rise to celebrity and near ubiquitous presence in paranormal popular media. And prepare yourself to learn the awful truth behind their legendary status. Spoiler:…

It's Halloween! And this year Cody is sick of the usual spooky time shenanigans, much to Garth's chagrin. Is it possible for The Least Haunted Podcast to just have a quiet Halloween night in? Or will things explode like a bottle of emotions inside a freezer? You'll just have to listen to find out! But rest assured, THIS IS NOT A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! …

This time we are joined once again by paranormal author Elizabeth Kile to talk about her experiences with the field of Parapsychology. Along the way we will learn about testing for ESP using a deck of cards, discuss the origins of the science of psychics, and methodologies of ghost hunting. If you are in the Bay Area of California, come see Elizabe…

Today is a special request episode! Our youngest fan wants to know what the deal is with Bloody Mary? So that's what we're talking about. We're going through the looking glass on this one folks! Learn about the possible origins of the spirit summoning 'game', as well as what possible functions the activity has. Also, we'll find out what the origin …

This time we discuss a paranormal event that filled younger Cody with dread. Hear the strange tale of The Bélmez Faces! A small home in Spain where mysteious visages appeared on the kitchen floor. Was it ghosts? Was it witchcraft? Psychic phenomena? Or was it something a little less haunted? Come along and find out! Support us on Patreaon! https://…

It's a legend that has inspired everything from new age religious movements, to conspiracy theories, to franchise ruining film sequels, and even over priced alcoholic beverages. But what is the truth about these strange cranial shaped gemstones? Come along as we explore the historical "Who Done It" and find out the real story behind The Legend of T…

Lions with fire breathing goat heads coming out of their backs? Rabbits with antlers? Multiple people inhabiting the same body? How are these things connected? You'll just have to listen to find out! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/leasthaunted Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/2hbankQffy Visist our Website: https://www.leasthaunt…

It's a Patron picked topic this time! And it's a big one! This time Cody and Garth climb the lofty hights of Mt. Shasta in Northern California, and then descend into the conspiratorial and hard to believe depths that may or may not lie within. Come along and learn about the history of this sacred mountain, and learn all about the lost continent of …

It's time for the next course in the Least Haunted Paranormal University Series! You ever get so mad or emotional that people entering the room years later not only feel it, but can actually see it happen? Did you ever wonder about why some ghosts do the same things over and over again? Well wonder no longer for the writing is IN THE WALLS! Let's e…

There is a new Indiana Jones movie. We didn't ask for it, but it's here. So we're going to talk about Nazis looking for occult artifacts. Along the way we will explore the context of many things, including; the rise of archaeology, the rise of the nazi cult, the problem with museums, and Indiana Jones fan fiction. So buckle up, check your notes, an…

It is a laid back conversational episode this time. In celebration of Pride, Cody and Garth talk about the overlap of queer culture and paranormal culture. Or at least try to as best as two mostly-heterosexual cis men can... Along the way they dive deep into the world of slash fanfic, queer-coding monsters, representation in recent animated series,…

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Congratulations! You have been accepted to Least Haunted Paranormal University! Here you will receive the finest of paranormal/supernatural educations! Today's course is Spirit Photography 101. Learn about the origins of ghosts on film, as well as modern trends in spectral portraiture. So pay attention and take plenty of notes. This will all be on …

Doom descends upon The Least Haunted once more, as a monster straight from the 1980's rears its ugly poorly pupated animatronic head... Tessa and Nicole from The Doom Generation are back! and this time Cody has prepared another "movie" from his childhood. It's not a good movie, but it certainly exists! Learn about how a greeting card company harnes…

We've been waiting three years for this. It's finally time to take on one of the Big One's... It's Loch Ness Monster Time! Join us as we dive to the bottom of the Loch and pull the plug on all of the myth and legend. And hear tale of when a young wannabe cryptozoologist (with great hair)faced the monster in 1999. Support us on PATREON! Join us on o…

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Season 4 begins with a scream as Dr. Tim King joins us once again. This time he is here to talk with us about La Llorona. Just how old is this legend of a wailing woman in white? We're not quite sure, but we have some ideas. Truthfully, we don't actually talk about La Llorona that much. Instead we dive deep into the centoté of ancient mesoamerican …

Three years and 76 episodes ago, a little podcast was launched by two friends who knew very little about what they were doing. Now, we still don't know what we are doing, but we have gotten a lot better at faking it! Along the way we have amassed a pretty cluttered and confusing set of show canon and lore. There are a handful of recuring characters…

It is here! The third installment in the continuing saga that is our exploration of the adventures of Dr. Beverly Crusher! What episode of Star Trek The Next Generation did we choose to talk about this time? And how long will paramount let this go on? You will just have to listen to find out! Support us on Patreon! Join us on Discord! Check out our…

It's that time of year again! Time to wear green, drink beer, and try to catch a leprechaun! But just what is a Leprechaun, and where do they really come from? The answers WILL surprise you! Also, rainbows. What's there deal? Is there a connection? Let's find out. https://www.patreon.com/leasthaunted Join us on our Discord! https://discord.gg/TaBcz…

In this episode, Garth and Cody experiment with getting sick and not doing an episode. This episode has it all! Coughing! Sneezing! Darmok? We promise we’ll do a real show next time. Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/TaBcz8Ck2w

Cody and Garth perform an autopsy on famous "alien autopsy" footage while they re-live the shared childhood trauma of seeing this horror show on FOX in the 1990's. But of course, the TRUE conspiracy behind the video is way more interesting and amazing than you can imagine... Join us on our Discord! Brought to you by NEWSLY Promo Code: leasthaunted …

Join Cody & Garth as they explore the amazing story of Dorothy Eady and her strange fascination with Ancient Egypt. Just how did this British woman know so much about The Temple of Seti in Abydos? How many different names did she really have? And could there really be such things as past lives? You'll have to listen to find out! Join us on our Disc…

In this second episode of the Least Conspired Garth and Cody delve into The Round Table Foundation, a group of scientists, psychics, and industrialists with deep pockets who were researching ESP and telekinesis during the first decade of the Cold War. Doctor and army captain Andrea Puharich finds himself both on the inside and outside of top secret…