Houston Texans Podcast: Dumb and Dumber

Battle Red Blog: for Houston Texans fans

Two weeks ago we thought we found the bottom, the dumbest possible way the Houston Texans could lose to the Indianapolis Colts had been found. Nick Martin scuffling a snap across the turf while simultaneously missing his block giving Grover Stewart a path to the ball couldn’t be topped. Then this week happen. The same thing. The same situation again. It wasn’t a question of if the Texans would lose, but how dumb they would do it. Somehow, they nearly surpassed their previous buffoonery. Keke Coutee was tackled from behind after breaking a tackle and turning up to tie the game, only to be stripped, and for the Colts to recover in the endzone. The bottom is infinite. There are no limits to the misery the soul can experience, or, in this case, our favorite football team can inflict upon those who dare to love it.

On this episode of Battle Red Radio, Matt Weston, bigfatdrunk, and Scott, discuss Houston’s newest stupid loss to the Colts while simultaneously envisioning the future. Topics include: where this loss ranks in the history of dumb losses to the Colts, why Deshaun Watson has had so much success against the Colts this year, my emergency room visits resulting from having a little too much Kahale Warring, how long it will take for nature to heal itself in the post Bill O’Brien wasteland this team travels upon, chad hansen, Tyrell Adams inter dimensional space travel, and, of course, your beautiful and perfect listener questions.

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