Hour 1: This is not the First Time Mariners Off-Season Additions have not Panned Out

Bump and Stacy

The Mariners have to hold up their end of a weird bargain this weekend // Headline Rewrites: Headline: To the surprise of absolutely no one, the Lakers took Bronny James with the 55th pick in the NBA Draft

Real Headline: How much of “sports nepotism” is just genetics?

Headline: Jewel Loyd's 34 point night helped the Storm improve to 3-0 vs. the Fever and Caitlin Clark

Real Headline: Caitlin’s biggest impact might’ve been a sold-out crowd

Headline: The News Tribune reports Chambers Bay is in talks with LIV Golf about hosting a tournament as talks with the USGA about hosting another US Open have stalled

Real Headline: Bump’s already thinking of a way to sneak into this one // For a second year, the Mariners aren’t getting enough from new additions // Taking in the scenes from Caitlin’s Clark’s visit to Seattle PLUS the Storm are on fire