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America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders is back for its second season! Kay Adams welcomes the women who assemble the squad, Kelli Finglass and Judy Trammell, to the Netflix Sports Club Podcast. They discuss the emotional rollercoaster of putting together the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Judy and Kelli open up about what it means to embrace flaws in the pursuit of perfection, how they identify that winning combo of stamina and wow factor, and what it’s like to see Thunderstruck go viral. Plus, the duo shares their hopes for the future of DCC beyond the field. Netflix Sports Club Podcast Correspondent Dani Klupenger also stops by to discuss the NBA Finals, basketball’s biggest moments with Michael Jordan and LeBron, and Kevin Durant’s international dominance. Dani and Kay detail the rise of Coco Gauff’s greatness and the most exciting storylines heading into Wimbledon. We want to hear from you! Leave us a voice message at www.speakpipe.com/NetflixSportsClub Find more from the Netflix Sports Club Podcast @NetflixSports on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and X. You can catch Kay Adams @heykayadams and Dani Klupenger @daniklup on IG and X. Be sure to follow Kelli Finglass and Judy Trammel @kellifinglass and @dcc_judy on IG. Hosted by Kay Adams, the Netflix Sports Club Podcast is an all-access deep dive into the Netflix Sports universe! Each episode, Adams will speak with athletes, coaches, and a rotating cycle of familiar sports correspondents to talk about a recently released Netflix Sports series. The podcast will feature hot takes, deep analysis, games, and intimate conversations. Be sure to watch, listen, and subscribe to the Netflix Sports Club Podcast on YouTube, Spotify, Tudum, or wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes on Fridays every other week.…

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E29: Hacktoberfest & AI Paradoxes 45:09

לפני 36 weeks45:09

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In this episode, we discuss Hacktoberfest’s impact on open-source contributions and the unique challenges it brings for maintainers. Then, we went into the “Jevons Paradox” and its relevance to AI, exploring how increased efficiency can lead to skyrocketing demand and unexpected consequences. We also tackle the age-old question of balancing quick MVP development with long-term scalability—when to cut corners and when to plan for the future. Finally, we look at how FPGAs and specialized silicon are transforming hardware development. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E28: Quantum Security & Tech Debt Traps 50:25

לפני 37 weeks50:25

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In this episode, we dive into the fascinating layers of "everything as code" and how recursive coding practices are changing software management. We explore the potential of quantum cryptography to revolutionize data security, possibly making hacks a thing of the past. Finally, we tackle the growing tech debt that comes from trying to reinvent the wheel and why keeping things “boring” can be the smartest strategy. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E27: Biocomputers & Security Evolution 57:14

לפני 38 weeks57:14

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In this episode, we explore the fascinating world of biocomputers and how brain cells are being used to control machines. We dive into what this means for the future of AI and security. We also discuss the growing threats of browser vulnerabilities, like the "man in the browser" attack, and how even trusted extensions can pose risks. Finally, we look at the evolution of DevSecOps, debating the balance between engineers building features and taking on security responsibilities. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E26: Open Robotics & DevOps Evolution 1:00:34

לפני 39 weeks1:00:34

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In this episode, we explore how open-source robotics are reshaping remote work, allowing users to control robots from thousands of miles away with incredible precision. We also delve into how DevOps may be a solved problem, but the next frontier—optimizing development environments—still has room to grow. Then, we discuss the security risks introduced by complex car software, recounting some high-profile hacks and the need for constant vigilance. Lastly, we debate the relevance of computer science degrees in today’s tech landscape and whether they are still essential for success. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E25: MVP & Chaos Testing 46:46

לפני 40 weeks46:46

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In this episode, we explore the surprising ratio between getting an MVP ready and reaching full maturity. We also dive into the challenges of cloud spot pricing and how unpredictable it can be for customers. Then, we look at the intriguing world of chaos engineering, where companies purposely break their systems to build stronger infrastructure. Lastly, we learn about the surprising connection between luxury watches and gravity’s effect on timekeeping. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E24: URLs & Self-Healing Skin 39:54

לפני 41 weeks39:54

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In this episode, we explore the differences between URLs, URNs, and URIs and why they often confuse developers. We also dive into the limitations of using build pipelines for test automation, the potential of self-healing electronic skin in prosthetics and robotics, and the challenges of deploying machine learning models on Kubernetes, including AI’s evolving role in managing infrastructure. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E23: Infinite Integers & Byte-Sized Breakdowns 46:58

לפני 43 weeks46:58

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In this podcast episode, we’ll explore Rob Pike’s reflections on integer overflow and what he wishes Go had solved, as well as NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang’s controversial suggestion that AI could render coding obsolete, urging the next generation to focus on farming instead. We'll also journey through the bizarre creation of INTERCAL, a programming language intentionally designed to frustrate, and discuss the challenges of building open-source communities in today’s tech landscape. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E22: DNA Data & AI Stickers 42:13

לפני 44 weeks42:13

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In this episode, we discover why Slack’s API response guidelines are tripping up developers, and how 90% of CVEs in popular ecosystems like npm are fixed the same day they’re announced. We also delve into the fascinating world of DNA data storage, where entire movies can be stored in a single cubic millimeter, and reveal how something as simple as a sticker can fool advanced AI image classifiers. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E21: Space Emails & Gaming Sounds 49:09

לפני 45 weeks49:09

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In this podcast episode, we discover why most developers stick to databases they know, even if they're not the best fit for the job. Then, we blast off to 1991 for the first email sent from space, complete with a cheeky sign-off. We also rewind to a time when the first-ever webcam was set up for an unexpectedly mundane reason, and for the gamers, we explore the amusing story of why a gun sound in Wolfenstein had to be toned down, because of it's unexpected effects on the gameplay. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E20: Legacy Lag & Compatibility Challenges 39:26

לפני 46 weeks39:26

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In this episode, we delve into the looming COBOL crisis and why the shortage of programmers could create a compatibility conundrum for banks and businesses in the near future. We then explore the ongoing issues with IPv4 and the inertia hindering IPv6 adoption, revealing why the internet remains caught between two worlds. We also discuss the importance of website wait times and the strategies to optimize web speed, showing how mere milliseconds can significantly impact a business's success. Finally, we uncover the history of CSS chaos and the compatibility challenges that shaped modern web standards, spotlighting the unsung heroes of the early browser battles. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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Season 3 Teaser 5:41

לפני 47 weeks5:41

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Season 3 - Coming August 29th 2024. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.

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E19: Cybersecurity Frontiers & Deepfake Dilemmas 39:00

לפני 1 year39:00

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In this episode, we dive into the unexpected consequences of technological decisions, from Vint Cerf's IPv4 format leading to address scarcity and rising costs, to the pervasive challenges of identity fraud exacerbated by deepfake technology. We also shed light on the persistent issue of application performance tied to third-party scripts and unpack the looming Y2K38 problem, highlighting the need for forward-thinking in digital infrastructure and cybersecurity. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E18: Documentation Tactics & Generative Growth 49:40

לפני 1 year49:40

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In today's episode, we delve into the surprising world where competitors and third parties outshine original services in documentation, with notable examples like Auth0 and AWS Cognito, and Logz.io's take on Elasticsearch. We also explore ServiceNow's impressive performance boost, fueled by generative AI. The episode further unpacks the future of software engineering as predicted by Gartner and the pivotal role of developer advocacy in ethical technology. Join us for a comprehensive discussion on the evolving landscape of tech development and corporate investment in AI. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E17: Metering Mastery & Quantum Questions 47:40

לפני 1 year47:40

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In this episode, we discuss the peculiarities and challenges of JavaScript, the often-overlooked importance of software testing, the intricacies of metering in cloud computing, and the potential impact of quantum computing on cybersecurity. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E16: Testing Evolution & No-Code Solutions 39:15

לפני 1 year39:15

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In this podcast episode, we discuss how testing is becoming more human-like across all levels, including API and Unit tests, driven by new tools that focus on real-world scenarios. We debunk the myth that design skills are innate, showing how they're rooted in science and can be learned like any other skill. Topics like color theory and psychological principles are highlighted for their role in enhancing developer skills. Finally, we examine the rapid growth of the low-code market, projecting that 65% of applications will use no-code solutions by 2024, leading to a significant shift in application development and management. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E1: Google Goats & Feature Babies 33:29

לפני 2 years33:29

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In this thrilling episode, we discuss the parallels between tech debt and babies' rapid development, unveil the unexpected passion of developers, touch on China's Great Firewall, and reveal why goats are now part of Google's ecosystem. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E15: Code Generators & Singularity Shift 46:45

לפני 1 year46:45

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In this episode, we explore the surprising impact of Quake III's rapid inverse square root function on modern computing, weigh the pros and cons of in-person events like Dockercon for the DevOps community, and delve into the burgeoning role of AI-driven code generators. We also ponder the implications of the Technological Singularity, as envisioned by thinkers like Vernor Vinge and Ray Kurzweil, and discuss the ethical considerations of augmenting human intelligence with AI to keep pace with future technological advancements. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E14: Super Developers & Natures Nuances 48:18

לפני 2 years48:18

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In this episode, we explore the intersection of individual ingenuity and nature-inspired technology. We discuss the solo development of the 1999 hit RollerCoaster Tycoon in Assembly language, delve into the quirky origins and comparisons of K3s and K8s in tech, and examine the early days of computer security with the first password hacks. Lastly, we look at how biomimicry has influenced technological advancements, showcasing the seamless blend of nature's designs with modern innovation. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E13: Dongle Powerhouse & Remote Realities 50:00

לפני 2 years50:00

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In this episode, we explore the dynamic world of AI with a tiny, powerful dongle that turns any computer, even Raspberry Pis, into an AI hub. We delve into 'Li-Fi,' an innovative technology using light for data transmission. We also tackle the debate on work environments, comparing remote, hybrid, and office setups, and their impact on productivity and innovation. Plus, we consider a compelling perspective in software development: the true artistry of a great developer may extend beyond their code. Tune in as we navigate these intriguing technological and workplace trends. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E12: Feature Flagging & Evolving Education 41:44

לפני 2 years41:44

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In this episode, we delve into the complex interplay between feature flagging and authorization in web development, examining their distinct roles in frontend and backend environments and their impact on user experience and system security. We discuss the importance of customer education and the ethical aspects involved. The episode also covers the evolution of web development, from three-month deployment cycles to the resurgence of platforms like Wix and Webflow, and debates the effectiveness of traditional university education versus online community learning. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E11: Aircon Antics & Kernel Code Ciphers 40:41

לפני 2 years40:41

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In this episode, we're joined by Erica Brescia, former COO of GitHub, and Anders Eknert from Styra. We dive into humorous tech tales, like managing an air conditioner via GitHub and music systems that pause with vacuum cleaners, showcasing the quirks of home automation. We also explore the evolution of AI in coding with ChatGPT and Copilot, and take a nostalgic look at the first computer game and a unique coding solution by the Ubuntu team using Morse code. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E10: Scaling Stories & Pod Parables 44:39

לפני 2 years44:39

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In this whirlwind episode, we dive into the quirky world of tech, where features sometimes turn into bugs and vulnerabilities pop up like unexpected plot twists. We'll also jump into the epic showdown between AWS Lambda and Kubernetes, unravel the mystery behind 'done' vs 'done done' in tech speak, and wrap up with the curious case of Phantom Vibration Syndrome – is our tech dependency tickling our brains? Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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Season 2 Teaser 6:35

לפני 2 years6:35

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Season 2 - Coming December 14th 2023. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.

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E9: Carbon Consequences & Shower Solutions 28:01

לפני 2 years28:01

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In this podcast, we unearth hidden truths of the digital world. From the carbon footprint of your internet use to questioning whether dark mode is really saving your eyes, we'll have you second-guessing your screen time. We discuss why engineers test products they rarely use and reveal the surprising connection between showers and brain activity. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E8: Recursive APIs & JavaScript Jargon 45:21

לפני 2 years45:21

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In today's podcast, we challenge widely-held beliefs about data logging, explore the intriguing concept of API recursion mirroring the simulation hypothesis, unravel the eccentricities of JavaScript syntax, and investigate the often elusive and unpredictable nature of AWS costs. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E7: React's Redemption & Apple’s Time Riddle 37:59

לפני 2 years37:59

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This episode plunges into the riveting history of passwordless authentication, deciphers the quandary of the fleeting 8-second user retention window, and explores the creative prowess of AI, spotlighting ChatGPT's role in content generation. We also revisit the initial struggles of the React library and unravel the enigma behind Apple's clever use of the 4:21 timestamp in their marketing campaigns. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E6: Python Poems & Easter Egg Culture 48:35

לפני 2 years48:35

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From Python-scripted poetry and 'Easter egg' culture to absurdly predictable password breaches, we traverse the tech terrain. We'll discuss if timing truly is the key to startup success and finally, how a Tinder match in Antarctica underscores the importance of edge cases in software. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E5: Death of DevOps & Code that Codes Itself 41:41

לפני 2 years41:41

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In this thought-provoking episode, we explore the future of DevOps, the profound influence of ChatGPT on humanity, and the growing specialization within software development. Join us as we discuss the ideal balance between DevOps and software engineers, and examine how mobile technology is transforming end users' ability to focus and access information online. Join us on a mission to learn, as company owners, how we must adapt to these ever-changing dynamics in the world of technology. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E4: Fortunes & Flock Patterns 44:57

לפני 2 years44:57

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In this episode, we explore Warren Buffett's late-blooming fortune, share our personal journeys as software engineers, and unravel the mystery of recursive bird flocking. We also discuss the old but still relevant MUMPS database, the prevalence of tech-debt, and the surprising fact that GitHub and GitLab are built with Ruby on Rails. Lastly, we reveal which programming languages we would eliminate if given the chance. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E3: Turing the Unbeatable & 100 Million Servers 41:38

לפני 2 years41:38

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In this episode we dive into the complexities and confusions surrounding industry standard acronyms, explore the relationship between Java and JavaScript, and uncover the origins of JFrog's unique name. We also discuss the fascinating Turing Test, which has become an important benchmark in the AI community for tools like ChatGPT. As we live through the evolution of AI in our world, we ponder the weight of the internet and how science fiction is increasingly becoming science fact. Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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E2: PHP Trauma & Programming Polyglots 41:31

לפני 2 years41:31

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In this exciting episode, we discuss the daring world of microservices without distributed tracing, the controversial nature of PHP as a programming language, the alarming vulnerability of many organizations to security breaches, and the ever-puzzling question of whether being a polyglot programmer is necessary. Buckle up for a rollercoaster of humor, captivating stories, and thought-provoking debates that will leave you hungry for more! Stay updated with new weekly episodes every Thursday – and don't forget to subscribe! For more behind-the-scenes content, follow us @justshiftleft on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

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