Ep.237 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Meet Archie (1991)

Darkseid's Couch

This time on the Couch: Mike, James, and Shée cross over with cheap corporate synergy when they read Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Meet Archie! It's interdimensional terror when the turtles get stranded in the scariest universe of all: One where being a ginger makes you popular! Local redhead Archie Andrews has two smokeshow girlfriends and not a care in the world, as long as one of them doesn't get abducted by some shifty extortionists or something. Aw no, that's exactly what just happened! Maybe these space turtles have the exact skillset to get her back! Or maybe they sleep in the sewers atop literal piles of human filth, so just call the cops instead of risking sepsis.

Link to donate to James' marathon fundraiser to benefit autism research: https://support.researchautism.org/Chicago2023/jameso