Episode 00001: Echoes Of Porcelain

Deep-Dyed Sports

Chad, Brett, and Dave discuss thier recent trip to Colorado where they were able to get a great deal on second hand ski equipment. The men are unknowingly dosed with drugs in their Kombucha and slowly become less douchey. The men eventually attempt to secure an escort, while wondering if god really exists. Chad decides he is going to divorce his wife and does so, on the podcast. Brett has a hallucinogenic realization that reveals he was molested as a child and he relives it; live and on the air. Dave, having dosed everyone as an innocent prank and while being heroically blasted out of his own skull with high-grade psychotropic substances, books an uber, walks outside, and is never heard from again... ...and sports.