The Gospel According To Mario

Fan Fiction Writer's Room

Hi-i-I-I-i-i! Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Saviour Kirby? He came down from the stars to inhale our sins and wear them as fun hats. Chef Kawasaki has run out of wine, and only jars of his bath water are available! Can The Holy Kirby save the wedding, AND our immortal souls?? Forever and ever, Poyo Brrring-HA, Amen.

OUR VERY FIRST EPISODE WITH A GUEST!! Big thanks to our intern Kat, who totally crushed it, and taught us all about fancy sauce.

-Just call me Sailor Moon -Gettin inspired by Kevin Smith -the vewnaskewnaverse (I assume this is how it's spelled) -Are you a Randall or a Dante? -Follow your dreams RIGHT NOW -Punchin superstitions right in the face -only nineties kids remember Cicadas, the Jeepers Creepers of bugs -He jeeps, he creeps, he steals your eyeballs -McDonald's sauce hacks -Spencer shows off his impressive knowledge of Kirby character names