Shakey's Pizza Parlor Has a Crab Problem feat. Zeus Benitez (BabyGirl)

"Fine" Dining

Michael & Garrett tolerate a subpar lunch buffet with the super-jacked Zeus Benitez!

• Garrett journeys to and from the buffet on his hands and feet as the You-Must Bowl has him crab-walking his way around Shakey's Pizza Parlor
• Learn about the first pizza franchise in America, Shakey's, and its founder: Banjo Hall of Fame member Sherwood "Shakey" Johnson
• An adult film about Shakey's? We certainly wrote one!
• The boys evaluate Shakey's arcade
• JUB will sell you prizes to give away at your arcade
• The worst pizza score in the history of the podcast
• Zeus reads a children's book about Garrett's crab-walking: The Crabomination

Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)

Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)

Voice Actor: VyVy Nguyen

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