Can a Water Pick Be a Bidet? Hygiene Draft Gets Weird (and Funny)

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We run a fantasy snake draft of hygiene essentials with family stakes: once a product is drafted, the other hosts (and their households!) can’t use it. Deodorant flies off the board, conditioner and shampoo trigger debate, and one host claims all soap and later all bristle-based implements—sparking vetoes, loopholes, and glorious nonsense. We also tussle over baking soda-as-deodorant, types of wipes, and whether a water pick could ever replace a bidet (spoiler: please don’t).

Key Takeaways

• Defining “product” matters more than you think in a draft

• “Category hoarding” (e.g., all soaps) nukes strategy—expect vetoes

• Wipes, water picks, and peroxide: the backup plans get weird

• Family needs change the board more than personal preferences

• Never trust a host holding the veto duck

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