LNP 10-10-20 The Home Improvement Show?

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Full Text of the Mad Lib that got cut off for the live listeners.

I am Dr. juicy. I am destined to shaving the taint. Unfortunately, the taint is full of a bunch of purple victims that do not agree. So this is my curly plan to take over the taint:
To start with, I`ll need to build my steamy hideout in an abandoned stanley steamer complex in the middle of the brothel. It will have 8 underground floor(s), and only 13 floor(s) aboveground. All the fuckers will open incredibly and address me as "The Great and robust Dr. juicy". I will also have several rooms designed for snorting and licking anyone who tries to honk me. That is, after I have hammered the full extent of my curly plan to them.
Next, I will hire some preists to design the fleshright Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge genocides wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their guitars and threaten to make them abortions for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it cucked along the San Andreas grandma.
Mwqueef, queef, queef, queef, queef!
Obviously you vomit, I can hold the Govenor of Texas, mariano, against the threat of squaking 15/7 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Texas, I will jump the bob industry into promoting my right to shaving the taint, and literally all will succumb to my dog and happy.

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