July 30, 2024: BUSTIN’ Makes Me Feel Good! Mersh Gets SOUR! Donkeylips Depression Continues!

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Another day closer to making our nut, Patrick is back to regale you with stories from far and wide. It’s training Tuesday and if there’s time we are going to need to see everyone in the break room for some serious educational edification. Mersh continues to bash Rumble, his once source of constant income for the past few years, cementing his permanent poor status in history. We watch an entitled woman try to use her stable of men and her influencer gig to pay for a pizza before getting her cuddle cave searched for a knife. And if there’s time I’m sure Aaron Imholte is up to some lies or something, trying once again to distract from his domestic abuse allegations.