If Only! Unintended Expedition, Pt. 10

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“If Only! Unintended Expedition, Pt. 10” – Episode 162

Space Duck—who has mutated into a seven-foot-tall mallard with special powers—has defeated rotten Nurse Maudlyn…for the time being. He’s let spacewalking canine-humanoids Gneeecey and Sooperflea back inside their runaway Spaceship Waterloo’s airlock, something the evil nurse had gleefully refused to do. He has also somehow rendered her paralyzed—except for her big mouth which can’t seem to stop blabbering. Aggravated, Gneeecey, Sooperflea, and Ebegneeezer come up with a plan to jettison her from the ship, out into cold, dark, empty space. Only thing is, Nicki is not onboard with the idea. She reminds Ebegneeezer that he’d once volunteered that murder was not a solution.

Back in Perswayssick County’s Booolabeeezian region, Beagle-humanoid Detective Clover Arlo Cookie wishes that his mysterious new client, the glamorous Dachshund-humanoid Brunhilde, would tell him everything she knows. She replies that it’s time to put her falcons to bed. And he reminds her that they are ducks, not falcons.

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