5 - Super Horny Hockey Countdown™

Puck Face Podcast

Which NHL goal horn is the horniest of them all? Also: John Lennon (sort of) imagines a world without hockey, and Taylor stumbles upon a galaxy brain level Jeff Goldblum joke. Timestamps (Spoilers!) 0:00 Puck Face Theme/Intro 2:00 News Jokes 5:32 Detroit 7:00 Detroit plus “Imagine” 7:41 Florida 10:24 Washington 12:02 New Jersey 14:38 Philadelphia 16:35 Anaheim 18:35 Colorado 20:36 Edmonton 22:09 Winnipeg 23:40 Vegas 25:33 St. Louis 27:57 Vancouver 29:54 Tampa Bay 31:33 Toronto 33:00 Carolina 35:21 Arizona 37:07 Ottawa 38:48 San Jose 39:58 New York (I) 42:24 Pittsburgh 43:49 Columbus 45:58 Minnesota 48:15 Buffalo 50:30 Montreal 52:49 Los Angeles 54:30 Dallas 58:12 Boston 58:34 Jeff Goldblum 61:59 Calgary 64:30 New York (R) 66:10 What’s Not Upsetting Taylor About the Canucks 67:07 The greatest goal horn of all time 68:48 Nashville 70:52 Chicago 73:12 “Imagine”: PFP Edition