Why Can't Soup Buttons Be The Most Powerful Force In The Universe?

Infinite Cities Blaseball

Rest in violence, short circuits zero and one. We hardly knew ye. But perhaps, with every game of them behind us, it's finally time to sit down and figure out exactly who our favorite players are. Is Soup Buttons this universe's scuttles? Does Ashton Tardigrade drink coffee or tea? Is Roccio Trunbo in love with Soup (yes), and is Bob Gravy a mass murderer (thankfully no)? Join us for a final look into our short circuit zero players!

In this episode: illegal tardigrades, a part feather intentionally didn't cut even though she's editing and she said she would because this is a precisely calibrated clown car of a podcast, thwump thwump thwump here comes Soup, the sk class entity SHAGGY, Boblander, heckposting on the gravywave, Keshia New Mexico saves Bob Gravy from the clutches of the British Smithsonian, Roccio Trunbo the Snake Oil Salesman, a part where we forget we're an audio podcast and look at cool art for five minutes.

~shoutouts zone~

Tier Zoo on tardigrades

Laz's excellent collection of art for pretty much every short circuit Taco

The Raven Tower by Ann Leckie

Righteously cool Al Pastor Gravyboard

Hard Ticket to Hawaii frisbee scene (content warnings: blood, no really lots of blood, guns, bad acting)

Gob's furby Rat Mason and Birb's dark Macy

SIIIIGH hot stoner fuckboy peanut bong (cw drugs)

Vaccines.gov

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